COLD OPEN
Li'l Petey: Hi 80-HD! Why are you sad?
80-HD: .. / ..-. . . .-.. / .-.. --- -. . .-.. -.-- / .- / .-.. --- - / --- ..-. / - .. -- . ... -.-.--
Li'l Petey: You're lonely? But you have friends like us?
80-HD: .. / -.. --- -. .----. - / --. --- - / -. --- / .-. --- -... --- - / ..-. .-. .. . -. -.. ... -.-.--
Li'l Petey: That sucks. Wait, I have an idea!
MAIN EPISODE
(A few hours later)
Li'l Petey: 80-HD! Come see!
[80-HD LOOKS MORE VISIBLY HAPPY, SEEING A BUNCH OF ROBOTS]
Li'l Petey: TA-DA!
Robo-Chief: WELCOME TO THE CLUB!
Petey: I built Robo-Chief after Chief! Because why not!
Robo-Chief: Want to go on an adventure UNIT 80-HD!
[80-HD WANTS TO GO]
(cut to a montage of 80-HD and Robo-Chief having fun, we see them celebrating Halloween, Christmas, 80-HD's birthday, Valentine's Day, St. Patrick's Day, April Fools, and 4th of July)
Robo-Chief: You are my best friend!
(80-HD IS HAPPY, BUT BEFORE HE CAN HUG HIM, GRAMPA SNIPES HIM)
Grampa: HeHe!
80-HD: -. --- --- --- --- --- --- -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.-- (NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!)
Li'l Petey: What happened?
[80-HD EXPLAINS]
Li'l Petey: DOG MAN WE NEED YOU!
Dog Man: RUFF?!
Li'l Petey: 80-HD's new friend got killed!
Dog Man: *gets angry* RUFF RUFF!
Li'l Petey: GO ON A REVENGE MISSION
(Dog Man is at Cat Jail)
Grampa: Well well well, look at what the cat dragged in...oh wait I'm a cat.
Dog Man: RUFF RUFF RUFF! (YOU KILLED ROBO-CHIEF!)
Grampa: I have no clue what Robo-Chief you are talking about *pours coffee on his head*
Dog Man: RUFF RUFF RUFF! (YOU SURE?)
Grampa: *Washing himself off* Yes I am!
Dog Man: Ruff? RUFF!!!
Grampa: You know this is elder abuse right, I can call the big guys at Dog Jail to arrest you and you will never recover.
[DOGMAN FLIPS AND TABLE AND CRASHOUT ON GRAMPA]
Grampa: OKAY THAT'S IT! *Pushes Button*
(Dog Man disconnected the button)
Grampa: RATS! (reconnects the button and presses it again)
Guard: OKAY YOU ASKED FOR IT!
[HALLS DOG MAN TO DOG JAIL]
Grampa: Good. *Spills Coffee on himself again*
(At Dog Jail)
Carnival Barker: Hello there new guy.
Dog Man: Arf? (Why are you here?)
Carnival Barker: I used to be a carnival barker but I got fired for being...not very appropriate and respectful to women.
Dog Man: Ruff... (Oh...)
Carnival barker: And I may have gotten my girlfriend pregnant and ran away...
Dog man: Bark ruff arf! (Good thing you're in jail!)
Dog Jail Warden: This thing honestly reminds me of Canine Guy #6: Fight of the Forest where Canine Guy gets wrongfully arrested and sent to Canine Prison. Anyways, LUNCHTIME!!!!
Carnival barker: So me and the boys are planning to escape!
Dog man: Arf bark bork! (Ok!)
(at the police station)
Chief: I need to bail Dog Man out REAL soon. But I don't have no money. I could ask Victor, but the last time he came over he got us sent to Disney World as a punishment for pirating their movies. Maybe 80-HD knows something.
[80-HD PUNCHES A WALL DOWN]
Dog Man: Bark?
[80-HD FLYS WITH DOG MAN]
(at Dog Jail)
Warden: Hey Dog Head! You’re free to go…WHEN KITTEN CHILD BOOK GROUP #6 COMES OUT! HAHAHAHA!
(Chief’s helicopter and 80-HD pull up)
Chief: COME ON DOG MAN!!!!
[DOG MAN RUNS]
Warden: YOU’RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE! YOU’RE EVEN WORSE THAN CANINE GUY #11: TWO THOUSAND HUNDRED FLIES BENEATH THE OCEAN! Seriously the book blows.
[DOG MAN ESCAPES]
Warden: NOOOOOOO! THIS IS WORSE THEN THE WAIT FOR CAT GUY EPISODE 4!!!!!!
Chief: Yeah, but now what do we do about Grampa?
Dog Man: Ruff arf bark! (I’m sure he’s still at Cat Jail. But just to be safe we’ll extend his sentence from 20.16 years to 2016 years)
Chief: Okay, but now what do we do about 80-HD?
Li'l Petey: I HAVE AN IDEA!
(Li’l Petey makes a new Robot Club with new members such as Arfing Gus, Metal Head (loosely related to the Next Gen one), a rebuilt Robo-Chief, and Aw-2-Zzum from the Canine Guy series)
Chief: How’d you bring a book character in?
Li’l Petey: All the characters in the Canine Guy books are actors, the books aren’t being written, they’re being filmed.
Chief: How does that make any sense?
Li'l Petey: Idk, I think 80-HD will like them.
[CUTS TO 80-HD RUNNING AROUND WITH ALL HIS FRIENDS]
Metal Head: Ain’t no party like a Metal Head party! (Throws a rave with his robot friends)
Li’l Petey: Alls well that ends well!
(END)
(START OF POST CREDIT SCENE)
Sarah Hatoff: Breaking news! Tomorrow I’m going to interview Dog Man AND Petey! Hopefully this isn’t too tragic!
(END OF POST CREDIT SCENE)