co written by rey
(tulip [age 7] woke up by her spider man alarm clock she got up and went to the breakfast table)
TULIP
Hey mom hey dad
(molly set pancakes tulips favourite breakfast food on the table)
MOLLY
morning honey i got a busy day at the police station so your dad will pick you up from school respectively and kitty kins do I look good in this cop uniform
(lil Petey stared in Mollys eyes)
LIL PETEY
Honey your a goddess
(lil Petey and molly kiss)
TULIP
Gross I’m right here
MOLLY
Allright everyone kitty kins your bringing flippy jr in his little basin to work with you and tulip who wants to ride in the cop car
TULIP
Heck yeah
(at school)
Edd: Hey Tulip
Tulip: Hey Edd
Edd: I haven’t been feeling like myself lately like I feel trapped
Tulip: Hmm, interesting well let’s talk about it later because we should get to class we wouldn’t want to be late!
Edd: True, true
(the two of them rush to class)
(It was history class)
TEACHER
All right in 2042 what new type of species are made
TULIP
Oh I know their hybrids more specifically first biological hybrids and I was one of them
TEACHER
The world does not revolve around you your just like your uncle
Bully: Yeah stupid Tulip
Other bully: the world doesn’t revolve around you
Tulip: (sad)
Edd: Oh yeah well her uncle is rich and I bet none of y’all’s uncles are as rich as her
Bullies: (go silent)
Tulip: Thanks Edd
Edd: No problem, that’s what friends are for
(At lunch)
TULIP
Dang it sloppy Joe again nearly 200 years and we still have lame cafeteria lunch’s lucky you edd your mama packs you lunch’s
EDD
Yeah would you like some I got some extra juice and arepas
TULIP
Thanks edd your the best
BULLY 1
Well we’ll well if it isn’t the hyber
TULIP
Holy crud it’s you again
Bully: Yeah it’s us, miss abomination!
Tulip: I am not an abomination!
Bully 2: Well you’re at least poor because you have to eat the school lunch!
(bullies high five each other)
Tulip: Edd, I think I’m gna do it
Edd: Well, Tulip if you must
Tulip: (picks up sloppy Joe and throws it on bully 1)
LUNCH MONITOR
Tulip knight detention now
TULIP
Well dang
(at detention she was sit next to a skunk around her age named angel)
ANGEL
Sup tuls
TULIP
Hey angie what’s the trouble today
ANGEL
I said that Odysseus wasn’t loyal to a couple of theatre kids that only listened to epic
TULIP
True
TEACHER
Ms knight to the board write I’ll never throw sloppy joes again 20 times
TULIP
I know the drill
Tulip: I hate detention
Angel: Tell me about it
Principal: No talking! Now I’m getting coffee
(Principal leaves and Tulip and Angel stop writing down lines on the board and start talking)
Angel: So did you really throw sloppy joes on Cheryl and Mike?
Tulip: Yeah
Angel: But you’re a good girl!
Tulip: Well they called me “miss abomination”
Angel: Nvm it makes sense now
ANGEL
You know my band is playing at the talent show later today
TULIP
Awsome I’ll be there
(after the lines)
TEACHER
Allright tulip your free to go
ANGEL
Remember 6pm city center
TULIP
Ok
(Tulip leaves and walks outside)
Lil Petey: Hey pumpkin, I’m here to pick you up
Tulip: Where’s mom?
Lil Petey: She’s still at work, now how was your day?
Tulip: It was ok but these two kids called me an abomination
Lil Petey: Well that’s rude! What’d you do?
Tulip: I threw sloppy joes on them!
Lil Petey: That’s my girl!
Tulip: Thx now anyway, my friend Angie is performing at the talent show, can we go?
Lil Petey: Ofc!
Tulip: Yay!
LIL PETEY let’s pick up your grampa flippy he playing a song from his fave album
TULIP no not the ethel merman disco album mom and my aunts and uncle and el hates that
LIL PETEY yeah I know
(They pick up Flippy)
Flippy: Hey everyone, who wants to listen to “There’s No Business Like Show Business”?
Tulip: Hey Gramps, but can we not listen to it?
Flippy: Nonsense my child, everyone loves it!
Lil Petey: We actually don’t
Flippy: Well too bad I already hacked into the music player and we’re playing The Ethel Merman Disco Album on repeat!
(Lil Petey and Tulip sigh as it starts playing and Flippy starts singing along)
(At the talent show)
LIL PETEY hey molly honey
MOLLY kitty kins your here and how’s my little girl
TULIP hey mama
Principal: We demand that everyone be quiet and the first act will be “Angie and the Smells”
(Angel and her band get on stage and Tulip excitedly waves hi at Angel who nervously waves back)
Angel: Ok this first song is called “Skunk Life”
Tulip: Omg, I’m so excited, are you excited, mom and dad?
Lil Petey: Ofc, pumpkin!
Molly: Yeah I am!
Tulip: What about you, Grampa?
Flippy: No-one is better than Ethel Merman
(Angel and her band starts rocking out and everyone starts rocking out with them, even Flippy)
(After the talent show tulip got some flowers for angel)
ANGEL hey tuli are those for
TULIP yeah for you because they smell as beautiful as you
ANGEL I’m a skunk so they smell bad
TULIP crud I miss worded that what I ment to say is that I think your cute AS A FRIEND BYE FOREVER
LIL PETEY oooh some ones in love
MOLLY she’s seven it’s completely platonic
Flippy: Well the two of you had chemistry since Molly was a wee baby tadpole!
Tulip: What?
Molly: Ok dad, you know what let’s just get ice cream
Lil Petey: Yeah let’s go get ice cream y’all!
(they all get in the car for ice cream)
(At home it was family night it was flippy jrs turn to choose the movie)
FLIPPY JR dinny wrek it ralf
TULIP it’s the tenth time you chosen wreck it Ralph I wanted to watch Percy jackson
MOLLY tulip it’s your brothers choice
Tulip: But pls, mom?
Molly: Look I’m sick of wreck it Ralph too but if that’s what he wants then that’s what we’re watching
Tulip: What if I made you a cup of coffee?
Molly: Do you even know how to?
Tulip: Maybe…
Molly: Whatever, are you trying to bribe me?
Tulip: No
(Tulip goes to her room because she doesn’t want to watch Wreck it Ralph)
LIL PETEY hey pumpkin want me to read to you like old times
TULIP I’m seven years old I’m growing up
LIL PETEY oh ok (cries)
(Tulip sees Lil Petey crying)
Tulip: Actually I’d love to hear a story!
Lil Petey: Yay! What should we read tonight?
Tulip: Can you read me a chapter of Percy Jackson?
Lil Petey: But you’ve already read the series multiple times!
Tulip: But you reading it now makes it special because it’s my papa reading!
Lil Petey: Aww
(They hug and Lil Petey starts reading it)
(the end)