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[EPISODE BEGINS WITH DOGMAN CHASING TWO ROBBERS]

Robber 1: Crap, I told you not to stop for a donut!

Robber 2: I was starving, can you blame me?

Robber 1: Whatever Ron, now we need to run away from that dog!

Dogman: BARK BARK BARK! *As he holds handcuffs trying to arrest them*

Robber 2: I know how!

Robber 1: Please be something good.

Robber 2: STAND TALL AND LOOK BIG! [ROBBER TWO STANDS TALL AND HOLDS HIS BREATH TO LOOK BIGGER, MUCH TO DOGMAN’S CONFUSION]

Dogman: Ruff? *He then scoffs and arrests both*

Robber 1: What was that all about?

[DOGMAN RUNS BACK TO HIS HOUSE, YET NOTICES A WEIRD TELEVISION AD]

Dog-Bro Leader: Have you ever felt like a failure?

Dogman: YEAH YEAH!

Dog-Bro Leader: Do you want to feel Supa!

Dogman: YEAH!

Dog-Bro Leader: Well join the Dog-Bros! We have all kinds of technology to make you a Dog-Man! If you want to join, it only costs $8,000 a month! Call 3-4-1-9-6-6-D-o-g-B-r-o

Dogman: Ruff?

[CUTS TO CHIEF IN HIS OFFICE]

Chief: Welp today is pretty boring, nothing interesting is happening.

Dogman: BARK BARK BARK BARK!!!!

Chief: What is it?

Dogman: Ruff! *Dogman considers calling the number, but refuses to for Chief*

Chief: Come on, that was an accident.

[DOGMAN GIVES HIM THE SIDEYE AND WALKS AWAY]

Chief: I mean, I only broke his back. He killed my wife.

[CUTS TO DOGMAN GOING TO A.R.F.G.U.S]

Mason Yale: And then I was like “My favourite director is Wes Anderson”

[THE AGENTS LAUGH]

[DOGMAN SMACKS THE COFFEE OUT OF MASON YALE’S HAND]

Mason Yale: Dude, what the heck?

Dogman: RUFF! *Diels phone number*

Dog-Bro 1: Dog-Bros, Dog-Bro 1 speaking.

Mason Yale: What is important about this?

Dogman: BARK BARK BARK!

Mason Yale: Oh so this is one of those scams?

Dog-Bro 1: Are you going to just badmouth us on the phone or what?

Mason Yale: Hold on a second *hangs up phone* Did you give them your likeness?

Dogman: Bark!

Mason Yale: This is illegal, even for A.R.F.G.U.S standards. I want you to find a trusted news outlet to get more information while I drink my coffee!!

Dogman: BARK!

[MASON YALE TRIES DRINKING OUT OF HIS COFFEE CUP, BUT REALIZES IT’S BROKEN. CUTS TO THE OKHAY VILLE NEWS STATION]

Sarah Hatoff: Well have we got some more news?

Victor: Nada.

Charles: Nothing.

Chloe: Zilch.

Sarah Hatoff: Well, we need a new story to report on.

Dogman: BARK BARK!

Charles: What's up with that dog?

Victor: It’s obviously that stupid Dogman.

Sarah Hatoff: No he isn’t! He is a perfectly fine Dog, plus you saved the city with him.

Victor: Yeah because I literally had nothing else to do, everyone else was a Zombie!

Chloe: Is the reason why you hate him because he is related to Bar-

Victor: Who the heck are you talking about?

Sarah Hatoff: You know, now go check out Dogman and see why he is barking.

Victor: Fine!

Dogman: BARK BARK *notices Victor* WOOF!

Victor: Hey doggie, I really don’t want to talk to you right now but I wonder why you are barking?

Dogman: RUFF RUFF *Growls*

Victor: So you are saying a scamming company called the Dog-Bros are using your likeness?

Dogman: YEAH YEAH!

Victor: Okay, let’s spy on them!

[CUTS TO DOGMAN AND VICTOR AT THE DOG-BROS MANSION]

Victor: Well it took us three hours but we finally found the mansion!

Dogman: RUFF RUFF!

Victor: SHUSH DOGGIE! I will take care of this *uses grappling hook to climb the roof of the mansion* SEE LIKE THAT!

Dogman: SSSHHH! *he climbs up the grapple*

Victor: Okay, now let’s check out the guys in there!

[VICTOR PUTS ON HEADPHONES AND THROWS A MICROPHONE DOWN A HOLE]

Dog-Bro Leader: Well there Charlson, you have completed the initiation and paid your money, now here is your Dogman mask and cop car that grows in the water!

Victor: Let's listen in a bit more!

Dog-Bro Leader: You will get more gadgets over the week.

Victor: OKAY!

[DOGMAN IS GROWING INPATIENT]

Dog-Bro Leader: And thank god we got this technology from Petey-*Dogman Barks*

Victor: AAAAHH! *Falls off the roof, and gets his leg tangled in the microphone wire*

Dogman: *wags tail* RUFF!

Victor: Take the tape and give it to A.R.F.G.U.S!

Dogman: Ruff Ruff! *takes the tape and drives away*

Victor: NO WAIT FRE- Nevermind, I never liked you to begin with.

[CUTS TO THE NEWS TEAM IN THEIR OFFICE]

Charles: When is Victor coming back?

Chloe: Be patient, they will be here any moment right!

[DOGMAN BURSTS OPEN THROUGH THE DOOR]

Dogman: BARK!

Sarah Hatoff: What is it?

Dogman: *gives tape to Sarah Hatoff* Woof!

Sarah Hatoff: Well let me listen to it, it can’t be that incriminating.

[TWO MINUTES LATER]

Sarah Hatoff: This is the most incriminating case I have ever seen, the Dog-Bros apparently have been getting growing tech from Petey himself!

Mayor: What? Petey was behind that?

Dogman: Bark!

Mayor: Okay, you and Mason Yale can go confront Petey.

[CUTS TO PETEY IN HIS LAB, DRINKING TEA WHILE PAINTING]

Dogman: BARK BARK BARK! *throws Petey against a wall*

Petey: GOD NOT AGAIN, YOU STILL MAD ABOUT WHAT I DID TO KNIGHT!

Mason Yale: Nope, we found this Dog-Bro thing that is being sponsored by you.

Petey: I have no clue what your talking about *drinks his tea*

Dogman: *slams Petey to the table* RUFF RUFF! *growls*

Petey: I seriously have no clue! I don’t know who those Dog-Bros are!

Mason Yale: Well then explain the audio recording!

[MASON YALE PLAYS THE AUDIO TAPE]

Petey: Seems like Dogman cut the audio off. But I did work on self growing cars.

Dogman: BARK! *about to handcuff Petey*

Petey: Let them explain *Summons Show Tune Robots*

Show Tune Robots 1,2,3, and 4: *In Unison* DO WA SHO WA, SUPA DUPA A BOOP JOOP LE MOOP!

Show Tune Robot 1: He was working on them but not!

Show Tune Robots 2,3, and 4: *In Unison* ANYMORE!

Show Tune Robot 1: So he decided to THROW IT OUT!

Show Tune Robots 1,2,3, and 4: *In Unison* SO HE IS NOT GUILTY! HE IS INNOCENT, YEAH I KNOW SHOCKING. BUT THANKFULLY HE IS TAME FOR ONCE AND FOR ALL. SO PLEASE LEAVE OTHERWISE WE WILL, DO SOMETHING REALLY MESSED UP!

[SHOW TUNE ROBOTS TAP DANCE]

Show Tune Robots 1,2,3 and 4: *In Unison* YOU ARE *4’s watch starts beeping*

Show Tune Robot 4: Oh hey look it’s time for lunch.

Show Tune Robot 2: Where should we go?

Show Tune Robot 1: The pizza restaurant?

Show Tune Robot 3: SURE WHY NOT!

[THE SHOW TUNE ROBOTS LEAVE THE SCENE]

Dogman: Ruff?

Mason Yale: I know, shocked Petey wasn’t part of the scheme. Guess we have to stop the Dog-Bros before it’s too late.

[THE TWO LEAVE]

Petey: Finally I can contin- and the painting has been destroyed.

[CUTS TO DOGMAN AND MASON YALE PULLING UP TO THE DOG-BROS CASTLE]

Victor: Hey Dogman and Mason, I’m still hanging, I need HELP!

Mason Yale: Nice try Victor.

Victor: Well that’s not very nice!

Dog-Bro Leader: Well are you guys ready for the final step?

Dog-Bros: YEAH!!!

[DOGMAN BURST THE DOOR OPEN]

Dogman: BARK!!!!

Dog-Bro Leader: What are you talking aBOUT! *gets his leg bitten by Dogman* DUDE WHAT THE HECK!

Mason Yale: Well we are here to bust this operation, you are using illegal contraband, stealing the likeness of a celebrity, and attempted murder.

Dog-Bro Leader: What do you mean? This remote will finish the final step.

Dogman: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!

[THE DOG-BRO LEADER TURNS ON THE REMOTE, CAUSING THE DOGMAN HELMETS TO CLAMP ON THE SKULLS OF THE MEMBERS]

Dog-Bro 1: AHAAAAAHAAH WHAT’S GOING ON!

Dog-Bro 2: WE ARE DYING, WE ARE DYING!

Dog-Bros: AHAHAHAHAHA!

Dog-Bro Leader: Well that didn’t go as expected.

Dogman: *Schoffs and face palms*

Mason Yale: SEE!

Dog-Bro Leader: Well what about this! *shows off the cop car that grows in water*

Victor: IT WILL NOT STOP GROWING!

Mason Yale: No! Why say that?

Victor: Well, I want attention so I could be freed from this hanging state!

[THE THREE BLINK AND CONTINUE]

Dog-Bro Leader: Fine, let’s test it out!

[HE DROPS THE COP CAR INTO THE POOL OF WATER, IT GROWS AND GROWS AND GROWS]

Dogman: RUFF!

Dog-Bro Leader: Don’t worry it won’t grow!

Announcer: APPROXIMATELY 1 MINUTES AND 9 SECONDS LATER AND IT’S TIME FOR A FLIP O RAMA!

Announcer: IT GROWS GROWS GROWS [THE COP CAR GROWS MORE]

Announcer: WILL IT GROW BIGGER [STARTS TO ROLL OUT OF THE POOL]

Announcer: Well to make it a looooooooooong story short:

[DOGMAN, MASON YALE, AND DOG-BRO LEADER LEAVE AS THE CAR GROWS SO BIG IT ROLLS OUT AND DESTROYS THE CASTLE]

Announcer: It did.

Victor: IT DESTROYED EVERYTHING BUT THE WALL I’M STUCK ON!

Dogman: *Growls and handcuffs the Dog-Bro Leader*

Mason Yale: Well another day another criminal busted! Now let's take 1% less of funding from the Police Station!

Dogman: BARK BARK!

[CUTS TO CREDITS]

[START OF POST CREDIT SCENE]

Victor: Uhh, I’m still here. Can someone save me

[THE BLANK SLATE SHOWS UP AGAIN, ON THE TOP OF THE WALL]

Victor: Why are you here? Hold on, let me get a camera.

[THE BLANK SLATE CUTS THE MICROPHONE WIRE]

Victor: AAAAAAHHHH! *lands in water* I’m okay!

[END OF EPISODE]