[EPISODE BEGINS WITH A.R.F.G.U.S INVESTIGATING THE PLANT]
Mason Yale: Well this plant’s leftovers do look like it overcharged.
Mayor: How?
Mason Yale: Its roots are literally glowing purple.
Mayor: Well, this is weird. We have had to deal with Psychokinetic threats a ton lately, first the book incident, then Petey’s gauntlet, then the plant!
Mason Yale: I think this might be the time for A.R.F.G.U.S to actually be useful.
Mayor: Deploy the T-Rex’s if we have another threat.
Mason Yale: Good Idea!
[CUTS TO DOGMAN BREAKING THINGS IN THE POLICE STATION]
Dogman: RUFF RUFF! *Growls*
Chief: Dogman, will you stop with ALL THE HAVOC!
Dogman: *Growls and bites Chief’s ankle*
Chief: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!
[THE BLANK SLATE IS WATCHING OUT THE WINDOW]
Victor: AH HA! GOT Y-
[BLANK SLATE PULLS DOWN HIS PANTS]
Victor: Well that happened.
[BLANK SLATE SNAPS HIS FINGERS, CAUSING A RAID OF KNIGHTS TO RUN OVER HIM]
Victor: What the HELMET!!!!
[GETS TRAMPLED BY VARIOUS KNIGHTS]
[BLANK SLATE TRIES SNAPPING HIS FINGERS, BUT IT WON’T WORK, LEADING TO HIM GETTING TRAMBLED AS WELL]
Knight 1: WE NEED TO FIND THY KING!!!
Captain Rexx: *Flies down* You are a threat to this town, shoot me and your entire team dies.
Knight 2: You don’t even have the balls to kill us, FIRE!
[THE KNIGHTS SHOOT ARROWS THE SOILDER]
Captain Rexx: *SHOOTS LASER BEAM, KILLING ALMOST ALL OF THEM* I wasn’t joking.
Knight 1: WE MUST RUN, FIND THE NEAREST DEFENSE!
[THE KNIGHT’S RUN AND FIND THE POLICE STATION]
Knight 2: *Bursts through door* Can we please stay here for a bit!
Chief: Sure?
Knight 1: Hold up, wait a minute? That guy looks a bit kingly.
Dogman: Ruff?
Knight 2: Yeah I see it, he is a commanding officer with lots of experience who seems generally competent.
Chief: How do you know?
Knight 1: Because you are King Khief, king of OkhenVal!
Dogman: Ruff?
Knight 2: So he is officially THE KING OF THE MODERN DAY!
Chief: WHAT! Let me contact someone *diels Mayor*
Mayor: Yes Chief?
Chief: HEY MAYOR! YOU ARE NO LONGER THE RULER OF OKHAY VILLE, I AM THE KING!
Mayor: What?
Chief: YEP IT’S TRUE!
Mayor: Crap.
Chief: LET’S GO!!! Now what can I do?
Knight 1: I don't know take this crown.
Chief: ALRIGHT! *throws it towards Petey*
Petey: What the? *gets punctured by the crown*
Chief and the knights: YEAH! KING KHIEF, KING KHIEF, KING KHIEF!
Dogman: Ruff Ruff!
[CUTS TO CHARLES REPORTING OUTSIDE OF THE POLICE STATION]
Charles: This is Charles Pinski reporting live outside of the Okhay Ville Police Station as Chief has been sworn into duty as the new ruler of Okhay Ville. What do you think of this Chief?
Chief: Well I will make sure to make this city great, I have given all the T-Rex suits to the Knights and have fired all A.R.F.G.U.S employees. It’s a waste anyway, as I can make this city great.
Victor: *walks over to Dogman* Geez Doggie, lets hope this doesn’t end up going to crap!
[CUTS TO A MONTAGE OF CHIEF STARTING OFF AS A GOOD RULER, BUT PROGRESSIVELY GETTING MORE AND MORE TYRANNICAL, WITH DOGMAN NOTICING HIS DECLINE BUT DOING NOTHING ABOUT IT, THEN CUTS TO THREE WEEKS LATER]
Chief: YEAH HAIL THE KING!
Knights: KING KHIEF, KING KHIEF, KING KHIEF!
Chief: And our next person of betrayal is Victor S Quartz!
Victor: Called it, how will I die?
Chief: *Pulls out his crown* This is how!
[CHIEF ALMOST STABS VICTOR, BEFORE HE ROLLS AWAY, ALL THE WAY TOWARDS DOGMAN’S HOUSE]
Knight 3: So what do we do?
Chief: Lunch?
Knight 1: HECK YEAH!
[CUTS TO VICTOR AT DOGMANS DOOR]
Dogman: Ruff?
Victor: I know you are supposed to be the knight of Chief or whatever, but I need your help.
Dogman: *Shows retired sign* Bark.
Victor: Since when?
[CUTS TO A FLASHBACK OF DOGMAN]
Chief: Well Dogman, you were two seconds late today, peed on my couch, and killed my wife five or so years ago. You are FIRED!
[CUTS TO MODERN DAY]
Victor: So that’s what happened.
Dogman: Bark, Ruff Ruff.
Victor: Well I need you to take down Chief!
Dogman: Bark?
Victor: Let me explain!
[CUTS TO THE NEWS TEAM EXPLAINING WHATS GOING ON]
Charles: So from the information we gathered. It seems like-
Victor: THAT BLANK BUTTOTTIE THAT I HATE!
Charles: That guy’s recent mishap led to Chief becoming the king and the power going to his head, he doesn’t have powers but he does have influence.
Chloe: Then why don’t we find the blank guy to erase it.
Victor: If he couldn’t erase the knights once, then why would it work now, probably too many Knights to erase.
Sarah Hatoff: Then how do we stop the Knights and Chief?
[DOGMAN PLAYS WITH DOMINOS AND SEES THEM ALL FALL DOWN FROM ONE, GIVING HIM AN IDEA]
Dogman: BARK BARK!
Victor: What is he trying to say?
Dogman: Ruff *Shows the dominos*
Victor: So we make big dominos to crush them?
Dogman: BARK! (Explains in Sign Language that if Chief is knocked out, all the Knights will disappear since he is the King)
Sarah Hatoff: Oh, so if Chief is knocked out, the Knights disappear and we win?
Dogman: YEAH YEAH!
Victor: So me and Ginger Cool go to the king's court, while you, “cry at gunshot”, and Charles wait here.
[CUTS TO VICTOR AND SARAH HATOFF AT THE FRONT OF MT. A.R.F.G.U.S]
Victor: HEY HEY!
Sarah Hatoff: What are you doing?
Victor: Trying to get Chief’s attention to kill him.
Sarah Hatoff: Grab your Sniper your oh so wanted and snipe him from the win-
[VICTOR IS STRIPPED DOWN TO HIS UNDERWEAR]
Victor: HEY HEY HEY CHIEF! LOOK AT ME, I NEED YOU!
Sarah Hatoff: VICTOR WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Victor: I need his attention.
Sarah Hatoff: IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE SUB-*The two get ambushed by the two and are sent into the prison cell.*
[CUTS TO CHLOE GETTING A TEXT FROM VICTOR]
Charles: “We are going to get executed by Chief, look who’s ‘Qwirky :3’ now #Killing it!"? Yep sounds like Victor.
Dogman: Roo?
Chloe: EXACTLY! HE SCREWED IT UP!
Charles: Well there is always someone we can get.
Chloe: Who?
Charles: Mason Yale!
[CUTS TO THE CREW CALLING MASON YALE ON THE PHONE]
Mason Yale *Voice Memo*: Hello this is Mason Yale, if you are calling then PLEASE GET THE [BLEEP] OFF THE PHONE OR I WILL SHOOT YOU THROUGH YOUR [BLEEP] HEAD! I’M ON VACATION YOU MOTHER[BLEEP].
Charles: So he doesn’t like to be called on Vaction. Who else can we call?
Dogman: *Thinks for a few seconds, until he pulls out his phone* RUFF RUFF!
[CUTS TO PETEY’S SECRET LAB, PETEY IS SLEEPING UNTIL HIS PHONE BLARES A LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS RING TONE]
Petey: Bro what, what the fringerdinger? Who is calling?
Petey’s Neighbour: MUST BE THE POLICE COMING TO SEND YOU TO JAIL, YOU VILLAIN!
Petey: I’M NOT A VILLAIN!
[PETEY CHECKS HIS PHONE AND SEES IT IS THE COPS]
Petey: Nevermind, he was right.
Petey’s Neighbour: TOLD YOU SO!
[CUTS TO PETEY AT THE NEWS STATION WITH DOGMAN, CHLOE, AND CHARLES]
Petey: So why do you need me?
Chloe: Okay so we need you to be a decoy. Me and Charles will examine you and Dogman, you are a decoy that will probably be arrested as soon as you are at the door. Dogman will sneak in and find Chief, knock him out, causing the Knights to disappear and SAVE THE WORLD.
Petey: What do I get?
Chloe: I don’t know, I haven’t thought of it.
Petey: If I get a reward later, I’m in!
[CUTS TO DOGMAN AND PETEY WALKING OUT, BEFORE A RABBIT IN A SUIT WITH HIS EYES BEING SHADOWED WALKS BY]
Oscar: Hey Petey, you promised we would do those crunchy crystals.
Petey: After this, we will.
[CUTS BACK TO DOGMAN AND PETEY WALKING TO MOUNT A.R.F.G.U.S, PETEY RINGING THE DOORBELL]
Petey: Hello, Petey.
[THE KNIGHTS IMMEDIATELY DETAIN PETEY AND THROW HIM INTO A GULLITONE]
Petey: HELP, PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME!
[DOGMAN RUSHES TO THE HILL WITH A SNIPER]
Dogman: Ruff RUFF! *He gets ready to snipe until he sees Chief*
Chief: Okay, so first we are killing Petey, then Sarah and Victor.
Victor: So I guess we have twenty two minutes or so, guess we can watch an episode of American Dad or something.
Sarah Hatoff: You are going to be the reason we die.
Dogman: *Holding Sniper* ROO! *Starts to cry* ROO!
[DOGMAN PULLS THE TRIGGER BUT MISSES, CAUSING CAPTAIN REXX TO APPEAR FROM DOGMAN’S BACK AND THROW HIM NEAR CHIEF]
Chief: Oh, I thought you were on my side despite firing you! I really thought you would stick to your promise of serving me, but I guess you are following in Knight’s footsteps.
Petey: OH LORD! This is getting insane, kind of wish I hit Oscar up on those Crystals.
Chief: Let me show you how an honest man deals with THREATS! *Steps on Dogman’s back while Captain Rexx restrains him*
Dogman: *Whimpers, getting more sad by Chief*
Chief: Fifteen years ago, That cat challenged me as he did the previous Chief, but I was too weak to defeat him. But not anyMORE! *Steps harder on Dogman’s back*
Knight 1: Kill that piece of crud, King!
Knight 2: Yeah!
Chief: I knew you were unclean when you and Knight joined the force! And even more so when you killed my WIFE!
Petey: That was Knight, not Dogma-*gets punched by Captain Rexx at full force* AAH!
Knight 3: Do it already, King Khief! DO IT!
Chief: I knew when you hung out with that devil of a news reporter! I knew when you didn’t kill Petey like a PUSSY CAT! I knew when you slept with the REMAINS OF YOUR POLLUTED PAST AND ZUZU! And even more so when you conspired with the forces of The Devil himself against the United States of America! AND NOW BOY! I WILL DO WHAT I SHOULD HAVE DONE ONCE AND FOR ALL!!
[STEPS ON DOGMAN, BREAKING HIS BACK]
Sarah Hatoff: DOGMAN!
Chloe and Charles: *on Phone* DOGMAN!
Victor: Dog guy or whatever.
Petey: Oh no, they killed Dogman.
Chief: I HAVE DONE WHAT I HAD TO!
[THE BLANK SLATE DOESN’T APPROVE IN THE DISTANCE AND TELAPORTS TO THE MOUNTAIN, FINDING CHIEF]
Knights: KING KHIEF, KING KHIEF, KING KHIEF!
Chief: Yep, that’s me-*throws Chief out of a window, causing all the Knights to disappear*
Dogman: Ruff?
Victor: OH MY GOD, I CAN’T BELIEVE HE WOULD HURT YOU!
Sarah Hatoff: You care about Dogman?
Victor: Nah, I just want him to feel good.
Chief: *Wakes up in the bushes* Oh my god, WHAT HAPPENED, IS DOGMAN OKAY!
[CHIEF RUSHES TO MT A.R.F.G.U.S AND MEETS DOGMAN]
Chief: DOGMAN? ARE YOU OKAY?
[Dogman shrugs and leaves]
Chief: What happened?
Victor: He got hurt by Petey.
Petey: LET ME OUT OF THIS CONTRAPTION!
[CUTS TO MASON YALE RETURNING AND LOOKING AT THE CHAOS OF THE CITY]
Mason Yale: WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL US ABOUT THIS!
Charles: Have you checked the Voice Mail you left *Replays it*
Mason Yale: OH THAT WAS A JOKE!
[END OF EPISODE]
[START OF POST CREDIT SCENE 1]
[PETEY AND OSCAR ARE IN AN APARTMENT, EATING LARGE CHUNKS OF CRYSTAL]
Petey: Wow, where the heck did you get these from?
Oscar: The mines, I also have Diamonds, Rubies, and Quartz!
Petey: OH COUNT ME IN!
[END OF POST CREDIT SCENE 1]
[START OF POST CREDIT SCENE 2]
[THE SUPA BUDDY SHUFFLE]
[STARTS WITH A LIVE ACTION VIDEO OF THE POLICE STATION, WITH A WACKY 70’S POP INSTRUMENTAL WITH VARIOUS ACTORS WEARING LIVE ACTION COSTUMES OF CHARACTERS LIKE DOGMAN, CHIEF, SARAH HATOFF, VICTOR, AND MASON YALE, WITH THE NAME “PETEY THE CAT” BEING CHANTED OCCASIONALLY]
[LA PETEY: I was going through time with a POWER CORE! Until that stupid Butler startled me, That Horse]
[Afterwards I suffered some weird side effects, which isn’t accurate, more like Defects!]
[Some people wonder “who that blank boy is?” I respond by saying “he made by sign a contract, which is my Jizz”]
[As the leader I scream and say “This place makes me red!”, then I met the Cop guy and shot him DEAD!]
[LA SHOW TUNE ROBOTS: PETEY THE CAT, PETEY THE CAT (HEY HEY), PETEY THE CAT]
[CUTS TO ANOTHER BRIEF MONTAGE OF MORE RANDOM LIVE ACTION CHARACTERS DOING RANDOM STUFF]
[LA PETEY: I FOUND A GUY ON THE STREET, HE HAD AN EYEPATCH, HOW NEAT]
[LA PETEY: HE SOON MADE A DEAL WITH ME AND I SAID “OKIE DOKIE”]
[LA PETEY: THE CHAINSAW GUY AND DOG, GET ME RAILED UP! SOME MUCH SO THAT I HAVE TO DRINK MY WATER FROM A CUP]
[LA PETEY: I CHALLENGED HIM TO A GOLF MATCH, OH LORD! AND I SOMEHOW STILL LOST, NOW I’M IN JAIL I’M BORED]
[LA SHOW TUNE ROBOTS: PETEY THE CAT, PETEY THE CAT (HEY HEY), PETEY THE CAT]
[CUTS TO A FINAL MONTAGE OF THE LIVE ACTION CHARACTERS DOING RANDOM STUFF BEFORE A POWER RANGERS STYLED PETEY FACE APPEARS AND PETEY SAYS WIDE ADVICE]
[LA PETEY: EVEN IN TIMES OF DISPARE AND SADNESS, REMEMBER:
WE
ARE
PETEY!]
[CUTS TO THE SHOW TUNE ROBOTS BLOWING UP, ENDING THE VIDEO PREMATURLY]
[END OF POST CREDIT SCENE 2]
[END OF EPISODE]
[ CREDIT TO LIZZY FOR THE USE OF OSCAR ]