[EPISODE BEGINS WITH PETEY BEING BORED OUT OF HIS MIND]
Petey: Man, I’m so bored. I wonder what is there to do right now. Maybe torture the crap out of Dogman some more?
(Finds "Piranha Seeds” by Scum-Co)
Petey: What the dickens? Piranha Seeds? Wow! This could be useful!
(at his lab)
Petey: Now let’s do some planting! (reading the instructions)
Step 1: Get some soil and put it in a pot! (speaking) Okay then! (grabs a pot full of soil) There we go!
Step 2: Put the seeds in the soil! (puts the seeds in the soil) Bibbity boom!
Step 3: Water the plant! (grabs a watering can and pours water in the soil)
And Step 4: Wai-(he starts to float and his eyes turn purple) DESTROY THE WORLD WITH THE PLANT! (grabs a can called “Vlad’s Evil Juice” and pours it all over the plant) I SHALL CRUSH THE DOG-HEADED ONE!!! (grabs a grow spray and zaps it on the now rapidly growing plant)
(The plant gains a life of its own)
Plant: I WANT ALL THE FLESH OF ALL THE HUMANS IN THE WORLD!!!! AND I WILL LEAVE NO ONE ALIVE!!!
(Petey’s glitching stops)
Petey: What the?!
Plant: I SHALL DESTROY THE ORANGE CAT BEING! (spits fertilizer all over him)
(Petey dodges the fertilizer)
Petey: NOW SEE HERE! I AM YOUR CREATOR! YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME
NOT OPPOSE ME! (grabs Obey Spray and prepares to spray the monster)
(The plant swallows the spray and roars)
Petey: Rats! I’ve got no other choice! (grabs herbicide)
(The plant monster eats the herbicide)
Plant: YOU DON’T KILL PLANTS! PLANTS KILL YOU!
Petey: Well crap.
(The plant grows so big that it destroys the lab and terrorizes the city)
Plant: OH FRESH MEAT!!! I’M COMING FOR YOU!!!
Petey: What on Earth just happened?
[CUTS TO CHARLES REPORTING OUTSIDE OF A DOG PARK]
Charles: This is Charles Pinski reporting live outside of the Okhay Ville Dog
PARK! *The Plant eats the Dogs and Chloe* CRUD, WHERE DID CHLOE GO! I GOT TO GO!
[CHARLES RUNS AWAY BUT GETS EATEN BY THE PLANT]
Victor: If Sarah doesn’t take me to the gun store I’m going to shoot her, If Sarah takes me to the gun store I’m going to shoot her, if Sarah does neither I will shoot her, do something Hatoff or I will shoot you!
Sarah Hatoff: Knock if o-why is there a plant?
Victor: DRIVE!
Sarah Hatoff: Okay! *They drive to the News Station*
Victor: Not the News Station, the GUN STORE!
Sarah Hatoff: Fine! *cuts to Mason Yale and Mayor observing the chaos*
Mason Yale: Mayor, we need to do something!
Mayor: Well, we still have Dogman and the others.
Mason Yale: How do we get them?
Mayor: Just call send in the T-Rex Corps!
[A MAN IN A RED T-REX CORPS SUIT LEAD A BUNCH OF GENERIC T-REX CORPS SUITS]
[DOGMAN AND CHIEF ARE PLAYING GO FISH]
Dogman: RUFF!
Chief: No, go fish!
[THE T-REX CORPS BURST THROUGH THE DOOR]
Captain Rexx: You're coming with US!
[CUTS CHIEF AND DOGMAN IN AN OFFICE WITH MASON YALE]
Mason Yale: So you may be wondering: Why did you bring us here?
Chief: It’s obviously the GIANT PLANT OUTSIDE EATING THE CITY!
[CUTS TO THE PLANT CAUSING CARNAGE OUTSIDE]
Mason Yale: It’s okay, we have T-Rex’s.
Dogman: Ruff?
Chief: The Hybrid is right, didn’t they go extinct millennials ago?
Mason Yale: *slaps face* NO! The guys in the big muscler hunky machinery.
Dogman: *Snarls*
Captain Rexx: This is what being the smartest guy in the room does to you. Anyways, me, you, Mason, Chief, and the Mayor will enter the stomach of the Plant and detonate this red barrel.
Mason Yale: This is not a video game, IT’S JUST A PROP!
Captain Rexx: Come on, video games don’t lie about reality. Look at the realistic depiction of the law in GTA!
Mason Yale: Okay, just send us in with Hazmat Suits and us five will take care of it!
[CUTS TO THE FIVE IN THE STOMACH OF THE PLANT]
Captain Rexx: Seems like we are in the digestive system of the creature.
Mason Yale: WE KNOW!
Captain Rex: Oh. I didn’t like that.
Chief: Okay, so it looks like this place has a lot of people’s dead corpses and undigested cans of mouthwash.
Dogman: Grr! *biting on an ulcer in the Stomach*
Mayor: Ugh, this is so ugly. Like tell me why this looks like a stomach.
Mason Yale: IT IS!
Dogman: *Growls and bites on ulcer, weakening the plant*
Plant: Well, someone is bugging me. Let me see *puts arm in stomach*
Captain Rexx: OH CRAP, WHAT IS HAPPENING!
[PLANT TAKES HIM OUT OF HIS STOMACH AND THROWS HIM AGAINST A BUILDING]
Sarah Hatoff: Holy CRUD! What do we do?
Victor: Simple, SHOT EM!
Sarah Hatoff: Okay?
Victor: See!
[VICTOR SHOOTS THE UNDER HALF OF THE PLANT WHILE DOGMAN BITES ON THE ULCER, CAUSING PART OF THE PLANT TO BREAK OFF]
Plant: AAAAAHHH!
Sarah Hatoff: It worked?
Victor: Of course it did!
[DOGMAN, CHIEF, MASON YALE, AND MAYOR FALL OUT OF THE STOMACH]
Mayor: This sucks, I’m out.
Mason Yale: At least the Plant is dead.
Plant: AAHHH! *His damaged part heals* Oh, now I’m alright *Smashes Gun Store*
Sarah Hatoff: CRAP, IT DIDN’T WORK!
Victor: COME ON! What do we do now?
Dogman: Ruff Ruff!
Victor: You want me to help you? Fine, why not! You saved my life last time.
Dogman: Ruff? *Questions what to do*
Mason Yale: Let’s find a method to kill him that doesn’t give him enough time to heal.
Chief: But how.
[CUTS TO PETEY WALKING OUT OF HIS LAB, TAIL BURNT AND SOOT ON HIS FACE]
Petey’s Neighbour: Villain, you were the one to create that Plant guy.
Petey: NO I’M NOT!
Petey’s Neighbour: Yes you are.
Petey: SHUT UP!
Dogman: BARK BARK *Growls and bites Petey by the tail*
Petey: WHAT DID I EVEN DO!
Petey’s Neighbour: Created that plant.
Petey: YOU LIKE DOGMAN, SO JUST FRICK OFF.
Chief: Calm down, we know you made it, but do you have a way to kill it?
Petey: Why should I tell YOU!
Dogman: *Bites Petey’s tale*
Petey: Okay okay, yeesh. I know it.
Show Tune Robots: Does that mean A SONG!
Petey: Fine, whatever you guys say.
Show Tune Robots: Do Wa Sho Wa Sho a Boop a Poop Doub and Choup.
Show Tune Robot 1: Petey did some long and painful research.
Show Tune Robots 2,3,4: He did research!
Show Tune Robot 1: He thought his research WAS FIIIIIIIRRRREEE!
Show Tune Robots: HE LEARNED FIRE WOULD BURN THE PLANT AND PREVENT ANY HEALING! SO USE THAT FOR WHAT YOU WANT, THANKFULLY PETEY DIDN’T GET CAUGHT, HE GOT AWAY WITH HIS CRIME!
[THE SHOW TUNE ROBOTS TAP DANCE]
Show Tune Robots: HE GOT AW-*gets eaten by the Plant*
Plant: Oh Ho HO! I am feeling better than ever.
Chief: Okay, how do we set him on fire and where?
Dogman: *Thinks until he realizes the brain of the Plant is slightly exposed*
Victor: So your saying the brain is exposed and since it controls the whole body, if it dies everything dies!
Dogman: RUFF!
Chief: But who will go up there?
[CUTS TO PETEY IN A HAZMAT SUIT WALKING ON THE BRAIN]
Petey: So am I supposed to burn in? I’m not on the brain?
Chief: *On Walkie Talkie* We need to distract him first, that’s why Dogman is riding with Victor tied to the back of a truck.
[VICTOR TIED TO THE BACK OF A TRUCK WHILE DOGMAN DRIVES IT]
Victor: What did I do?
Dogman: *Whistles, getting the attention of the Plant*
Plant: OH, FRESH MEAT!
[THE PLANT CHASES THE TRUCK THROUGH THE CITY]
Toxic Waste Salesmen: So deal?
Buyer: DEAL!
[THE PLANT CRASHES INTO THE TOXIC WASTE CAUSING HIS LEG TO DISINTIGRATE]
Plant: AAAHHH-Oh wait, my legs can grow back.
Chief: *On Walkie Talkie* NOW!
Petey: Alright! *Throws a bunch of molotov bottles of milk at the Plant’s brain*
[THE PLANT STARTS TO BURN AND DISSOLVE WHILE SCREAMING]
Chief: IT’S WORKING!
Plant: GAUGH! I’M GOING INTO OVERDRIVE!
[THE PLANTS LIMBS START REGROWING WHILE HE STILL BURNS]
Dogman: Roooooo!
Petey: Darn it, what’s going to stop him now!
[THE BLANK SLATE SHOWS UP AND STABS THE BRAIN OF THE PLANT WITH A DAGGER]
Plant: NOOOOO! *As he disintegrates*
[ALL THE SWALLOWED PEOPLE FALL]
Big Jim: YEAH, I’M SAVED!
Charles: Oh, same!
[CUTS TO CHLOE, CHARLES, AND SARAH HATOFF MEETING WITH VICTOR]
Sarah Hatoff: What even happened?
Victor: Oh nothing but a COMPLETELY BLANK PERSON WALKING ALONG, GET THE CAMERA AND FOLLOW IT!
Sarah Hatoff: Well that balo-OH MY! GET IN THE VAN!
[CUTS TO THE TWO DRIVING AWAY FOLLOWING THE BLANK SLATE]
Victor: THERE HE IS FILM IT!
[JUST BEFORE CHLOE CAN FILM IT, THE BLANK SLATE TELAPORTS AWAY]
Victor: Great job CHLOE!
Chloe: WHAT DID I DO?!?!?!
Victor: Nothing, we just got to find that gosh darn BLANK SLATE!
[START OF POST CREDIT SCENE]
[PETEY AND BIG JIM ARE WALKING BACK TO THE LAB]
Big Jim: You know, that plant thing is kinda like a growing belly. The more it eats, the larger it gets!
Petey: Big Jim, that's a very stupid comparison.
[END OF POST CREDIT SCENE]
[END OF EPISODE]