[CUTS TO PETEY IN HIS LAB]
Petey: Okay Petey, you better not screw this up. Once you put this power core in, you will invent time travel!!
[SOMEONE SLAMS THE DOOR OF THE LAB OPEN, STARTLING PETEY AND CAUSING HIM TO DROP THE POWER CORE]
Petey: Who are you and what do you want?
Butler: Is the Butler job still open?
Petey: Yeah, so?
Butler: I want the job.
Petey: Sure let’s have an interview!!!!
[PETEY AND BUTLER ARE NOW IN AN INTERVIEW ROOM]
Petey: So what do you think of my inventions?
Butler: Uhh, what does this have to-
Petey: HAHAHA THAT’S FUNNY! Now answer the question.
Butler: Well I can’t get a job anywhere else, I have to take care of my elderly parents and young kids. You don’t even seem to be interested in why I want the job!
Petey: Hey look at this video I found on my phone.
[SHOW HER THE VIDEO OF DOGMAN IN A HEAVILY EDITED MLG STYLED VIDEO]
Petey: Hehe Dogman got swag.
Butler: *Face palm* Really?
[CUTS TO DOGMAN IN THE BREAK ROOM, NOTICING A PIZZA]
Dogman: Bark, Bark *Eats the pizza, feels sick because the pizza is expired*
Dogman: Rooooo! *Goes to Chief’s office, and is behind his chair*
Chief: And I’m back from lunch! Time to sit on my chair for an afternoon of doing nothing!
Dogman: *Vomits on chair* Rooo!!!
Chief: Whatever *sits on vomit* DOGMAN, DON’T DO THAT AGAIN!!
Dogman: *Sighs, howls and then leaves, throwing up more*
[CUTS BACK TO PETEY AND BUTLER ARGUING]
Petey: I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, all people I have killed like Officer Knight and Flippy are one hundred percent indirect, LIKE ANY GOOD VILLAIN!
Butler: You seem like a sociopath, you just want validation?
Petey: NO I DON’T, THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE IF YOU THINK THAT!!!
Butler: I told you my reason, but not listening seems to be a problem with you.
Petey: I want you desperately. I'll give you this old gameguy, this sunfaded copy of The Blue Skittle, a mini pickers bar!!! PLEASE JOIN!!!
Butler: Your inventions suck, you never test them out and they always have one fault that would be avoidable if you just worked on it for a bit longer instead of boosting your ego by putting others down.
Petey: Tisk tisk tisk, you see inventions are the things that keep me going!!! It’s all I have been doing for my whole life, it’s all I have had since I was 15. If what you say is true that would hehehe HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[THE POWER CORE FROM THE TIME MACHINE IS GLITCHING OUT, CAUSING PETEY TO GLITCH OUT]
Butler: Uhh, what’s going on??
Petey: *remembers* OH YEAH!!! Well to persuade you into liking me, I will show you this secret image to decode the image!
[SHOWS A PICTURE SAYING “PETEY IS THE BEST’, MUCH TO BUTLER’S ANGER. CUTS TO DOGMAN THROWING UP IN THE BATHROOM]
Chief: Hey Dogman are you okay?
Dogman: Ruff RUFF Ru-*vomits even more*
Chief: *Gets vomit all on his shirt* GET OUT DOGMAN!!!
Dogman: Yip! *Vomits more, going to Sarah Hatoff’s new team*
Sarah Hatoff: What can we report on?
Chloe: Maybe the thing that happened today?
Sarah Hatoff: And what’s that?
Charles: A squirrel is in a tree.
Sarah Hatoff: Nope, there is just nothing going-*gets cut off by Dogman’s vomiting*
Charles: What happened down there?
Victor: Fine I’ll go down and call the biohazard crew.
[CUTS TO DOGMAN THROWING UP]
Victor: HEY, THE MUTT IS THROWING UP. I’ll get you a glass of water, Okay Doggie?
Dogman: YEAH YEAH!
Victor: Okay see you!
[CUTS BACK TO PETEY IN HIS LAB]
Petey: And then I asked myself, was the real orb the friends we made along the way?
Butler: So do I get the job?
Petey: OH YEAH, MY SHOW TUNE ROBOTS WILL ANNOUNCE IT TO YOU!!
Show tune Robots 2,3,4: *In Unison* DO A SHOU WA SHOUP A DOUP A DOUP DOUP LOOP!
Show tune Robot 1: You have applied for this good job!
Show tune Robots 2,3,4: *In Unison* You have applied for it!
Show Tune Robot 1: So now we will tell you if you MMMMAAADDDEEEE IIIIITTTT!
Show Tune Robots 1,2,3,4: *In Unison* YOU ARE GOING TO GET THE JOB OR NOT, IF YOU REALLY SUCK!
Show Tune Robots 1,2,3,4: *In Unison* SO NOW YOU WILL SEE WHAT YOU GET, AND IF YOU GET IT YOU ARE PRETTY COOL! HERE ARE YOUR RESULTS!
[ROBOTS TAP DANCE]
Show tune Robots 1,2,3,4: *In Unison* YOU ARE-*Get unplugged by Butler*
Butler: Cut to the chase!
Petey: You're fired because you don’t meet my standards.
Butler: Well then, you can have my used Hypno Gum.
Petey: Wait, HYPNO GUM!
Butler: This Gum allows you to mind control anyone to obey you, one of Scum Co’s highest selling inventions.
Petey: GIVE ME A STICK!
Butler: Uhh okay?
Petey: If I boil this gum, evaporate it, and put it in this air gun. I CAN TAKE OVER OKHAY VI-and she left.
[CUTS TO CHIEF IN HIS OFFICE]
Chief: What’s up?
“Police Officer”: THERE’S AN ATTACK AT THE NEWS STATION!
Chief: Where?
“Police Officer”: AT THE NEWS STATION YOU NIMROD!!!
Chief: LETS GO SAVE THE DAY!!!
Petey: And the final drop of Gum will go into these air fresheners! *Petey sprays the cars* HEHE!
Chief: Come in the car *The cops get in the cars and are hypnotized* MUST OBEY PETEY!
[ALL COPS DESTROY THE POLICE STATION]
Petey: HEHEHA!
[CUTS TO DOGMAN RESTING IN BED, BEING TAKEN CAR BY VICTOR]
Victor: So would you like the normal pills or the blue skittle pills?
Dogman: Bleh!
Charles: UHH SARAH?
Sarah Hatoff: What?
Charles: Police Officers are destroying the police station under Petey’s order!
Chloe: OKAY LETS GO REPORT ON IT!
Victor: Okay, you take care Dogman!
[THE NEWS TEAM GO INTO THE VAN, BUT ARE MIND CONTROLLED]
News team: MUST OBEY PETEY!
Petey: HEHEHA!!! THIS IS PERFECT!!!! NOTHING CAN THROW THIS OFF COURSE!
Victor: What do we do boss?
Petey: Attack Dogman!
Victor: Okay, MUST ATTACK DOGMAN.
Dogman: *Growls then barks, biting Victor’s arm*
Victor: MUST OBE-GET OFF MY ARM!!!!!!!
Dogman: *Starts getting quizzy, Vomits in his mouth and licks Victor out of fear* ROOOO!!!!!
Victor: Dude what the heck, Now I have vomit on my sweater! Not even with Mom’s spaghetti!
Dogman: Ruff!
Victor: Oh so I got brain washed?
Dogman: Yeah!
Victor: And Vomit plus your tongue = antidote?
Dogman: YEAH!
Victor: Okay, NOW VOMIT!
Dogman: *doesn’t vomit* Bark?
Victor: Oh crap. We need to find something that will make you vomit!
Dogman: *remembers eating Moldy Pizza* BARK! *Pointing at trash can*
Victor: I will get you a trashcan!
[VICTOR RUNS QUICKLY]
Police Officer: MUST OBEY PETEY!
Sarah Hatoff: MUST OBEY PETEY!
Robber 2: MUST OBEY BO-I MEAN PETEY!
Robber 1: MUST OBEY PETEY!
Victor: GET AWAY FROM ME!! *Punches them all, and throws a trash can, eventually getting a moldy slice of Pizza*
[VICTOR QUICKLY RUNS TO THE NEWS STATION]
Announcer: THE FOLLOWING SCENE IS EXTREMELY GROSS! SO WE WILL PRESENT IT IN FLIP O RAMA!
Announcer: FIND THE CAUSE! *Victor throws a moldy pizza to Dogman*
Announcer: CREATE THE ANTI DOTE! *Dogman eats the moldy pizza and vomits*
Announcer: COLLECT THE ANTI DOTE! *Dogman licks the vomit off the floor*
[CUTS TO A MONTAGE OF DOGMAN GOING AROUND THE CITY, SAVING EVERYONE FROM THE MIND CONTROL]
Sarah Hatoff: *After being Licked* Thank you Dogman!
Chief: *After being Licked* DOGMAN!!
Mason Yale: *After being Licked* What the heck happened?
Mayor: *After being Licked* Beats me, another day another day of A.R.F.G.U.S funds being wasted.
Petey: *After being Licked* HEY I’M NOT BRAINWASHED!
Dogman: YEAH! *handcuffs Petey*
Petey: RATS!
[EVERYONE CHEERING FOR DOGMAN]
Chief: Well looks like you saved the day once again!
Dogman: Ruff!
Chief: Although next time, find a way not to throw up!
Dogman: BARK!
[CUTS TO A WRECKED FUTURE,WHERE IT’S THE YEAR 2042]
Mysterious guy: Ever since Flippy’s conquest began, I have wanted revenge.
Mysterious guy: He killed my family, and only a few people are still alive. My team lacks the skills required to end him once and for all, I need a highly intelligent and advanced inventor. One that’s not Petey
Mysterious Stranger: We are running out of time, our saviour better arrive sooner than later.
[CUTS TO CREDITS]
[CUTS TO POST CREDIT SCENE]
Victor: This is Victor Quartz reporting from Cat Jail to interview your favourite lab rat/egotistical cat. PETEY!!!
[CUTS TO PETEY IN HIS CELLS]
Victor: So how did your scheme work?
Petey: Ask me or insult me something again and your family will be my next indirect victims.
Victor: Well, I never had siblings and my parents divorced when I was six. My dad fled to Australia to avoid paying my mom child support and died after being kicked too hard by a kangaroo. My Mom owed a mob fourteen dollars and didn’t pay it, so let’s just say they use her head as a soccer ball now, literally!
Petey: You sound like you need therapy, not interviewing me!
[END OF POST CREDITS SCENE]
[END OF EPISODE]