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[EPISODE BEGINS WITH DOGMAN EATING TRASH AND DRINKING TOILET WATER]

Police officer: Hey Dogman how is i-*Smells Dogman* PU YOU SMELL!!!

Police officer 2: *whispers something into Police officer 1’s ear*

Chief: *Hears a phone ring* What is it?

Police officer 1: THERE IS A BANK ROBBERY!!!

Chief: Where?

Police officer 1: AT THE BANK!!!!

Chief: Okay, Dogman, go to the bank!

Maude: Why do we never go on missions??

Chief: Because Dogman is the best cop!

Maude: I’ve been here for six years and Dogman has been here for only two? I HAVE MORE POWER!

Chief: Yeah, and I’ve been here for 15 years.

[DOGMAN DRIVES POLICE CAR TO BANK]

Robber 1: Ron, pull out the rock pistols!

Robber 2: Got it boss!

[A LITTLE GIRL WALKS INTO THE POLICE STATION]

Girl Scout: LaLa Hi Mister.

Robber 2: Hi little girl, do you have any weapons to give me?

Robber 1: Really Ron?

Girl Scout: Nope, but I have cookies.

Robber 1: OH LET ME HAVE SOME.

Robber 2: You sure that’s a good idea?

Robber 1: I haven’t eaten breakfast yet.

Girl Scout: BARK!

Robber 1: Hey why did you bark.

Girl Scout: *Pulls off realistic mask to reveal that it was Dogman* Ruff!

Robber 1: How the heck did y-*Gets punched by Dogman*

Robber 2: See I’m smarter than you! *Shoots rock pistols, with them*

Dogman: *Growls* BARK!!!! *Kicks, then punches the pistols out of his arms*

Robber 2: Ouch that hu-*smells Dogman* boss, do you smell anything weird.

Robber 1: Yeah he smells, lets get out of here.

Robber 1 and 2: *in unison* HE SMELLS SO BAD.

Maude: And you guys need to be arrested so badly.

Robber 2: See you shouldn’t have fallen for the trap.

Maude: What do you mean Dogman “smells so bad”.

Robber 1: Check for yourself Bub.

Maude: Fine *Enters bank and smells Dogman, then leaves bank* YEESH HE REALLY SMELLS, I’M CALLING CHIEF!

Chief: *Enters bank* Hey Dogman, you can’t smell that bad right?

Dogman: *Breaths in Chief’s face*

Chief: Yep you need a BATH!

[CLOSE UP ON DOGMAN’S FACE, WITH CHIEF SAYING BATH MULTIPLE TIMES, EACH TIME SLOWER]

Dogman: BARK BARK BARK! *Running away*

Maude: HeHe, he smells.

Chief: Why haven’t I fired you yet?

[CUTS TO PETEY IN CAT JAIL, WATCHING TV]

Petey: HEY BIG JIM!

Big Jim: Yeah?

Petey: Dogman has gone missing!

Big Jim: And?

Petey: And since he is gone, and the other cops suck. I CAN ESCAPE AND NEVER BE ARRESTED AGAIN!

Big Jim: How will you get out?

Petey: I don’t know but tonight is the annual Villain awards! I have been nominated for “Best evil inventor”!

Big Jim: The same show where you had an outburst on stage?

[FLASHES BACK TO THE VILLAIN AWARDS FROM YEARS GONE BY]

Award show host: And the moment you have been waiting for! The best villain is!

Petey: Please be me, please be me, please be me!

Award show host: DETACHABLE HEAD BOY!!!!

Petey: *Slaps DHB in the face*

Audience: *Gasps*

Petey: I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THE AWARD, NOT THAT STUPID CRIMINAL WHO GOT 89 ARRESTS. I HAVEN’T BEEN ARRESTED ONCE!!! NOT EVEN ONCE!!!!

Award show host: Please calm down.

Petey: *Spits on award* Sorry.

[CUTS BACK TO PRESENT DAY]

Petey: Yeah and if I cause a lot of crimes, my chances go up!!!

Big Jim: How will you escape?

Petey: Give me the newspaper.

Big Jim: Hey give that back!

Petey: *Cloggs toilet and flushes the newspaper* Don’t worry, we will both escape!

Big Jim: So you are flooding us out of the window.

Petey: Yep a de yep!

[THE CELL FLOODS, PETEY ESCAPE THROUGH THE WINDOW, BUT BIG JIM GETS STUCK]

Big Jim: PETEY HELP ME!!!!!!

Petey: Nope, I’m going on a crime spree! SHOW TUNE BOTS SING ME A SONG!

[MONTAGE WITH PETEY ROBBING BANKS, STEALING JEWERLY, AND MORE]

Show Tune Robots 2,3,4: *In unison* DO A SHO WA, SHOUP A DOUP A DOUP DOUP WOUP!

Show Tune Robot 1: Petey decided to rob a bank today!

Show Tune Robots 2,3,4: *In unison* He is robbing a bank!

Show Tune Robot 1: Now he is robbing some for JEEEEEWWWEEERRRLLLLLYYYY!

Show Tune Robots 1,2,3,4: *In unison* HE IS ROBBING, STEALING, AND FIGHTING. WHICH ARE CRIMES, IF YOU DON’T KNOW THE LAW!

Show Tune Robots 1,2,3,4: *In unison* HE WILL GET THAT SHINY AWARD, HE IS THE BEST CRIMINAL TO WALK THIS BOARD! HE IS THE BEST CRIMINAL!

[SHOW TUNE ROBOTS TAP DANCE]

Show Tune Robots 1,2,3,4: He is the be-*Gets run over by police car*

Maude: Do we really have to find that mutt?

Chief: Obviously! He needs a bath and to stop the crime spree.

[CUTS TO DOGMAN IN AN ALLEYWAY EATING TRASH]

Dogman: *Sniff Sniff* Ruff! *as he notices a bunch of trash*

Petey: Oh crap, there is a muddy puddle. I must dodge it, otherwise I will get dirty.

Dogman: *sees Petey and gets an ideas* BARK!!!

[DOGMAN GOES TO PETEY’S LAB AND BARKS OUTSIDE]

Petey: *Smelling Dogman from the window* Eww, he hasn’t taken a bath today by the looks of it. Welp, time to spray him with the mega horse 5000 and the large bar of soap 5000!!!

Dogman: BARK BARK!!! Whimper *As Petey comes out with a hose trying to spray Dogman*

Petey: HERE DOGGIE DOGGIE!!!!

[DOGMAN AND PETEY FALL DOWN A MANHOLE AND GO THROUGH THE SEWER, THEY THEN CLIMB A LADDER AND ARE IN THE SKUNK INCLOSER]

Petey: HAHA, Oh. Don’t upset the skunks, okay Dogman!

Dogman: BARK! *Scares Skunks and they spray Dogman and Petey*

Petey: Eww I smell so bad!!!

Dogman: RUFF!

Petey: Ahh, finally out of that hello-*Gets handcuffed by Maude* Rats.

Maude: See, I’m not useless!

Chief: Okay, but Dogman got sprayed by Skunks, so we need to clean him.

Announcer: WARNING: THE FOLLOWING SEQUENCE WILL BE SUPA BORING SO WE WILL BE PRESENTING THIS SCENE IN FLIP O RAMA!

[FLIP O RAMA MONTAGE STARTS]

Announcer: RUB A DUB DUB IN THE TUB *Dogman gets scrubbed in a bathtub*

Announcer: APPLY MORE SOAP *Soap is applied to Dogman’s fur*

Announcer: REMOVE STENCH WITH TOMATOES *Dogman is bathed in Tomato juice*

Maude: HEHE, Dogman is red. Let's call him the scarlet shredder!

Chief: Zip it Maude! Now Dogman, you learned your lesson: Take a bath when you need to!

Dogman: RUFF! *Licks Chief, getting tomato juice on it*

Chief: DOGMAN!!

[CREDITS START]

[START OF POST CREDIT SCENE]

Award show host: Welcome back to “World's top villain!” and the next category is best inventor.

Petey: PLEASE BE ME!!!

Award show host: And the winner for best inventor is!!!

[LOOKS AT THE WINNER, REALIZING THE REAL WINNER’S NAME WAS WRITTEN OVER WITH RED INK TO SAY PETEY]

Award show host: Petey?

Petey: YES THANK YOU THANK YOU ALL!!!

[PETEY GOES ON STAGE AND TAKES HIS AWARD]

Petey: THANK YOU FOR THIS AWARD!!!

Detachable Head Boy: You smell!

Petey: SHUT UP DHB!!!!

[END OF POST CREDIT SCENE]

[END OF EPISODE]