[EPISODE BEGINS WITH DOGMAN EATING TRASH AND DRINKING TOILET WATER]
Police officer: Hey Dogman how is i-*Smells Dogman* PU YOU SMELL!!!
Police officer 2: *whispers something into Police officer 1’s ear*
Chief: *Hears a phone ring* What is it?
Police officer 1: THERE IS A BANK ROBBERY!!!
Chief: Where?
Police officer 1: AT THE BANK!!!!
Chief: Okay, Dogman, go to the bank!
Maude: Why do we never go on missions??
Chief: Because Dogman is the best cop!
Maude: I’ve been here for six years and Dogman has been here for only two? I HAVE MORE POWER!
Chief: Yeah, and I’ve been here for 15 years.
[DOGMAN DRIVES POLICE CAR TO BANK]
Robber 1: Ron, pull out the rock pistols!
Robber 2: Got it boss!
[A LITTLE GIRL WALKS INTO THE POLICE STATION]
Girl Scout: LaLa Hi Mister.
Robber 2: Hi little girl, do you have any weapons to give me?
Robber 1: Really Ron?
Girl Scout: Nope, but I have cookies.
Robber 1: OH LET ME HAVE SOME.
Robber 2: You sure that’s a good idea?
Robber 1: I haven’t eaten breakfast yet.
Girl Scout: BARK!
Robber 1: Hey why did you bark.
Girl Scout: *Pulls off realistic mask to reveal that it was Dogman* Ruff!
Robber 1: How the heck did y-*Gets punched by Dogman*
Robber 2: See I’m smarter than you! *Shoots rock pistols, with them*
Dogman: *Growls* BARK!!!! *Kicks, then punches the pistols out of his arms*
Robber 2: Ouch that hu-*smells Dogman* boss, do you smell anything weird.
Robber 1: Yeah he smells, lets get out of here.
Robber 1 and 2: *in unison* HE SMELLS SO BAD.
Maude: And you guys need to be arrested so badly.
Robber 2: See you shouldn’t have fallen for the trap.
Maude: What do you mean Dogman “smells so bad”.
Robber 1: Check for yourself Bub.
Maude: Fine *Enters bank and smells Dogman, then leaves bank* YEESH HE REALLY SMELLS, I’M CALLING CHIEF!
Chief: *Enters bank* Hey Dogman, you can’t smell that bad right?
Dogman: *Breaths in Chief’s face*
Chief: Yep you need a BATH!
[CLOSE UP ON DOGMAN’S FACE, WITH CHIEF SAYING BATH MULTIPLE TIMES, EACH TIME SLOWER]
Dogman: BARK BARK BARK! *Running away*
Maude: HeHe, he smells.
Chief: Why haven’t I fired you yet?
[CUTS TO PETEY IN CAT JAIL, WATCHING TV]
Petey: HEY BIG JIM!
Big Jim: Yeah?
Petey: Dogman has gone missing!
Big Jim: And?
Petey: And since he is gone, and the other cops suck. I CAN ESCAPE AND NEVER BE ARRESTED AGAIN!
Big Jim: How will you get out?
Petey: I don’t know but tonight is the annual Villain awards! I have been nominated for “Best evil inventor”!
Big Jim: The same show where you had an outburst on stage?
[FLASHES BACK TO THE VILLAIN AWARDS FROM YEARS GONE BY]
Award show host: And the moment you have been waiting for! The best villain is!
Petey: Please be me, please be me, please be me!
Award show host: DETACHABLE HEAD BOY!!!!
Petey: *Slaps DHB in the face*
Audience: *Gasps*
Petey: I SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THE AWARD, NOT THAT STUPID CRIMINAL WHO GOT 89 ARRESTS. I HAVEN’T BEEN ARRESTED ONCE!!! NOT EVEN ONCE!!!!
Award show host: Please calm down.
Petey: *Spits on award* Sorry.
[CUTS BACK TO PRESENT DAY]
Petey: Yeah and if I cause a lot of crimes, my chances go up!!!
Big Jim: How will you escape?
Petey: Give me the newspaper.
Big Jim: Hey give that back!
Petey: *Cloggs toilet and flushes the newspaper* Don’t worry, we will both escape!
Big Jim: So you are flooding us out of the window.
Petey: Yep a de yep!
[THE CELL FLOODS, PETEY ESCAPE THROUGH THE WINDOW, BUT BIG JIM GETS STUCK]
Big Jim: PETEY HELP ME!!!!!!
Petey: Nope, I’m going on a crime spree! SHOW TUNE BOTS SING ME A SONG!
[MONTAGE WITH PETEY ROBBING BANKS, STEALING JEWERLY, AND MORE]
Show Tune Robots 2,3,4: *In unison* DO A SHO WA, SHOUP A DOUP A DOUP DOUP WOUP!
Show Tune Robot 1: Petey decided to rob a bank today!
Show Tune Robots 2,3,4: *In unison* He is robbing a bank!
Show Tune Robot 1: Now he is robbing some for JEEEEEWWWEEERRRLLLLLYYYY!
Show Tune Robots 1,2,3,4: *In unison* HE IS ROBBING, STEALING, AND FIGHTING. WHICH ARE CRIMES, IF YOU DON’T KNOW THE LAW!
Show Tune Robots 1,2,3,4: *In unison* HE WILL GET THAT SHINY AWARD, HE IS THE BEST CRIMINAL TO WALK THIS BOARD! HE IS THE BEST CRIMINAL!
[SHOW TUNE ROBOTS TAP DANCE]
Show Tune Robots 1,2,3,4: He is the be-*Gets run over by police car*
Maude: Do we really have to find that mutt?
Chief: Obviously! He needs a bath and to stop the crime spree.
[CUTS TO DOGMAN IN AN ALLEYWAY EATING TRASH]
Dogman: *Sniff Sniff* Ruff! *as he notices a bunch of trash*
Petey: Oh crap, there is a muddy puddle. I must dodge it, otherwise I will get dirty.
Dogman: *sees Petey and gets an ideas* BARK!!!
[DOGMAN GOES TO PETEY’S LAB AND BARKS OUTSIDE]
Petey: *Smelling Dogman from the window* Eww, he hasn’t taken a bath today by the looks of it. Welp, time to spray him with the mega horse 5000 and the large bar of soap 5000!!!
Dogman: BARK BARK!!! Whimper *As Petey comes out with a hose trying to spray Dogman*
Petey: HERE DOGGIE DOGGIE!!!!
[DOGMAN AND PETEY FALL DOWN A MANHOLE AND GO THROUGH THE SEWER, THEY THEN CLIMB A LADDER AND ARE IN THE SKUNK INCLOSER]
Petey: HAHA, Oh. Don’t upset the skunks, okay Dogman!
Dogman: BARK! *Scares Skunks and they spray Dogman and Petey*
Petey: Eww I smell so bad!!!
Dogman: RUFF!
Petey: Ahh, finally out of that hello-*Gets handcuffed by Maude* Rats.
Maude: See, I’m not useless!
Chief: Okay, but Dogman got sprayed by Skunks, so we need to clean him.
Announcer: WARNING: THE FOLLOWING SEQUENCE WILL BE SUPA BORING SO WE WILL BE PRESENTING THIS SCENE IN FLIP O RAMA!
[FLIP O RAMA MONTAGE STARTS]
Announcer: RUB A DUB DUB IN THE TUB *Dogman gets scrubbed in a bathtub*
Announcer: APPLY MORE SOAP *Soap is applied to Dogman’s fur*
Announcer: REMOVE STENCH WITH TOMATOES *Dogman is bathed in Tomato juice*
Maude: HEHE, Dogman is red. Let's call him the scarlet shredder!
Chief: Zip it Maude! Now Dogman, you learned your lesson: Take a bath when you need to!
Dogman: RUFF! *Licks Chief, getting tomato juice on it*
Chief: DOGMAN!!
[CREDITS START]
[START OF POST CREDIT SCENE]
Award show host: Welcome back to “World's top villain!” and the next category is best inventor.
Petey: PLEASE BE ME!!!
Award show host: And the winner for best inventor is!!!
[LOOKS AT THE WINNER, REALIZING THE REAL WINNER’S NAME WAS WRITTEN OVER WITH RED INK TO SAY PETEY]
Award show host: Petey?
Petey: YES THANK YOU THANK YOU ALL!!!
[PETEY GOES ON STAGE AND TAKES HIS AWARD]
Petey: THANK YOU FOR THIS AWARD!!!
Detachable Head Boy: You smell!
Petey: SHUT UP DHB!!!!
[END OF POST CREDIT SCENE]
[END OF EPISODE]