[MAYOR AND MULTIPLE A.R.F.G.U.S AGENTS INVESTIGATE THE WRECKS OF PETEY’S TANK AND THE MECH]
Mason Yale: Well Mayor, we have investigated the entire area.
Mayor: And?
Mason Yale: Well, it seems that Petey’s body is nowhere to be found. So maybe he is alive.
Mayor: Come on, no shot he could have survived.
Mason Yale: But we did find Flippy’s, it’s super damaged but can be repaired to get a brain scan on how the Orb and Brain dots affected him.
Mayor: Who would do that, only an idiot.
Petey: *Takes of A.R.F.G.U.S disguise* Hehe.
[PETEY SEES THE CORPSE OF FLIPPY, GRABS IT, THEN LEAVES]
Petey: *Voice over* The puppetmaster has become the Puppet!
Petey: *in present day, burning film reel* Is what I would be saying if I could figure out how to rebuild Flippy!
[CUTS TO PETEY AT HIS LAB]
Petey: See, he literally has no bones, or brain. I shoved a microchip in his brain but I think it corrupted it. Not to mention his fishy body is rotting away.
[CUTS TO PETEY NEAR HIS FRIDGE]
Petey: SO INTO THE FRIDGE YOU GO! *Slams Flippy into the freezer*
Petey: Now what can I do, all I need to do is think of a revenge scheme against DOGMAN!!!!
[Cuts to A.R.F.G.U.S headquarters, a giant mountain hollowed out for the base of operations]
Mayor: So anything you guys have picked up.
Mason Yale: Well Flippy’s corpse has been stolen.
Agent 1: It was probably a rogue agent who took the corpse.
Agent 2: How could that be possible if we have trackers on each one.
Mason Yale: You mean I have one.
Agent 2: Yeah.
Mayor: Well, sounds like we are never going to find that fish corpse, but you know what could be used?
Agent 1: What?
Mayor: Technology from Petey’s lab. Did you see how powerful the mech was? Or Robo-Chief?
Agent 2: Yeah they are powerful but those resources are very limited, especially since the icy conditions the mech landed in makes it unusable.
Mason Yale: That’s why we are going to investigate Petey’s lab, because he likely has lots of technology we could use for our city and both the Police Department for local threats, and A.R.F.G.U.S for world wide threats.
Mayor: Okay Mason, you go get Dogman and Chief from the police division and ask them to investigate the lab, to see if any good technology exists.
Mason Yale: Got it.
[CUTS TO DOGMAN PLAYING CHESS WITH CHIEF]
Chief: Okay Chief, this Dog is super intelligent, but I can’t lose to him I can’t. But I have one trick, I saw it in a movie once.
Chief: *Squeaks toy ball* HEY DOGMAN WHAT WAS THAT!
Dogman: RUFF! *Tail wagging*
Chief: FETCH *Dogman chases the ball*
Dogman: BARK BARK!
Chief: *Easily gets checkmate* Checkmate! Easy.
[DOOR BELL RINGS, DOGMAN ANSWERS IT]
Dogman: BARK!
Mason Yale: Yeah Yeah whatever Catman, I have to talk to the head honcho.
Chief: What do you want?
Mason Yale: Well we wanted to clean out Petey’s lab, so we can get new tech in order to improve Okhay Ville.
Chief: You heard him, Dogman, let's go!
[CUTS TO DOGMAN AND CHIEF IN FRONT OF PETEY’S LAB]
Dogman: BARK BARK!!!!
Chief: Don’t push the-
*Dogman pushes button*
Chief: Button.
[A BUNCH OF ROBOTS COME FROM THE ROOF OF PETEY’S LAB]
Show tune robots 2,3,4: *In Unison* Do A Do A, shoup a doup a doup, doup woop.
Show tune robot 1: You have entered Petey’s lab but you should not have!
Show tune robots 2,3,4: *In Unison* YOU SHOULD SHOUP A DOUP A LEAVE!
Show tune robot 1: You should pack your bags and go F**********************
Show tune robots 2,3,4: *In Unison* YOU SHOULD SHOUP A DOUP A LEAVE!
Show tune robots 1,2,3,4: *all in unison* YOU SHOULD L E A V AND E, which spells leave, if your to F****** to see.
Show tune robots 1,2,3,4: *all in unison* So don’t you ever come back again, or else you’ll end up in H**** and get F******* again. YOU MUST ABSOLUTELY LEAVE!
[ROBOTS TAP DANCE]
Show tune robots 1,2,3,4: *all in unison* You should le-*Gets shot by Chief*
Chief: Let’s just continue.
[THEY WALK AROUND LOOKING FOR NEW TECHNOLOGY]
Dogman: Ruff? *notices a robot pin and picks it up*
Chief: Oh look, a gun that shoots plasma, A laser gun that has a big scope, and blueberry grenades?
Dogman: *Shrugs, eats blueberry grenade, which explodes in his stomach*
Chief: Hey what’s this, a weird robotic pen?
[CHIEF PULLS THE PEN AND IT CAUSES DYNAMITE TO LAND RIGHT ON TOP OF THEM]
Petey: Well well well, look who fell for my trap.
Dogman: *Growls and tries to bite Petey*
Chief: Petey? I thought you were dead?
Petey: Death is a suggestion when it comes to me. But for you guys, it’s a necessity!
Chief: That explains the dynamite.
Dogman: Howl!
Petey: I will light this fuse and you have a minute to defuse it!
Dogman: BARK!!!
Chief: Welp this is the end.
Dogman: *trying to blow it out the fuse*
Chief: It’s no use, it won’t work. We need something wet. Something that can instantly extinguish flames. THAT’S IT, spit on the fuse Dogman!
Dogman: *Spits on fuse, putting it out* RUFF!
Petey: COME ON, I’VE WANTED TO TRY THAT OUT FOR YEARS!
Chief: And now you will spend years in jail.
Petey: *gets handcuffed* Rats
[CUTS TO PETEY IN JAIL]
Petey: Wish I had a get out of jail free card. But at least I’m not with-
Big Jim: Hiya Petey!
Petey: Big Jim. Really? AGAIN!!! WHY IS ALWAYS IN THE SAME CELL AS ME!!!
Warden: That’s for pranking me with the living spray and bringing my sandwich to life.
Petey: It’s not my fault my Scum Co subscription didn’t cancel!
Big Jim: Wanna play a game?
Petey: *Gets an idea in his head* Yeah I’ll play a game, it’s called Scavenger Hunt!
Big Jim: What’s that?
Petey: Collect a lot of scrap metal during lunch and make a giant hamster ball, and roll it out of Cat Jail.
Big Jim: Okay, but you have to let me drive it.
Petey: Sure thing sure thing.
[CUTS TO PETEY AND BIG JIM OUTSIDE DURING LUNCH, WITH THE SCRAP METAL]
Petey: Where did you get all this from?
Big Jim: I broke the gates.
Petey: H-how-whatever, let me make it.
Announcer: WARNING: THE FOLLOWING SCENE IS SUPA BORING, SO WE WILL BE PRESENTING IT IN FLIP O RAMA!
[A FLIP O RAMA MONTAGE OF PETEY BUILDING THE HAMSTER BALL]
Announcer: WIELDING IT TOGETHER (Petey wields it)
Announcer: ADDING SOME STICKY ASSETS (Petey glues it)
Announcer: FINAL TOUCHES (Petey paints it)
Petey: Ta Da!!!!
Big Jim: Wow, LET ME GO IN IT!
Petey: NOT RIGHT N-
[BIG JIM HOPS IN IT AND STARTS ROLLING IN, PETEY FOLLOWING]
Big Jim: WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!
Sarah Hatoff: This is Sarah Hatoff, in the van reporting from Okhay Ville’s main street. A giant hamster ball is rolling around the city, destroying anything in its path. Victor, what do you have to say about this?
Victor: I don’t know what is going on or where it came from, but I want to HARPOON IT!
Sarah Hatoff: Haha, classic Victor.
Victor: *Deadpan stare* No seriously.
Sarah Hatoff: WHAT!!!!
Victor: Come here hamster! *Shoots Harpoon, pulling himself towards it* WOOHOO!!!
Big Jim: Get off me!
Victor: NEVER!!!
[CUTS TO POLICE STATION]
Chief: So, want to go see a movie
Dogman: Muhm.
[THE HAMSTER BALL AND VICTOR ROLL BY]
Chief: *Sigh* You know what to do, Dogman.
[DOGMAN GETS INTO POLICE CAR, DRIVING IT]
DOGMAN: HOWL!!! *while sirens go off*
Big Jim: PLEASE GET OFF!
Victor: Nope on a rope.
Dogman: *from megaphone* BARK BARK BARK!
Big Jim: Dogman is right, we should stop arguing.
Victor: Yeah, too bad we will be shot by A.R.F.G.U.S agents.
Big Jim: Yeah rig-HOLY COW!
[MULTIPLE A.R.F.G.U.S AGENTS SHOOT THE HAMSTER BALL, CAUSING IT TO FALL OFF THE ROAD AND GO NEAR MOUNT ARF]
Dogman: BARK BARK!!!
Big Jim: I CAN’T SLOW DOWN!
Victor: Me nether!
Dogman: *Thinks for a bit before getting and idea, and hitting the gas on the police car* BARK BARK *Chomps on Victor’s leg*
Victor: AHHHH!!!! COME ON MAN!!!
[DOGMAN SLOWS DOWN THE HAMSTER BALL, RIGHT BEFORE IT HITS MOUNT ARF]
Big Jim: We are safe! *Ball starts falling* WHAT IS HAPPENING!!!
Victor: I DON’T KNOW!!!!
[THE HAMSTER BALL ROLLS ALL THE WAY BACK AND RUNS OVER PETEY]
Dogman: Bark!
Petey: What *Gets cuffed* Rats!
[DOGMAN RETURNS TO THE POLICE STATION]
Dogman: Bark!
Chief: Yeah Yeah, here is your water.
Dogman: RUFF!
Chief: Good Job Dogman, Good Job!
[CUTS TO PETEY AND BIG JIM IN JAIL]
Petey: I thought you escaped?
Big Jim: No thanks to Victor over here.
Victor: Can I leave?
Big Jim and Petey: *In Unison* NO!!!
Victor: Fine.
[CUTS TO CREDITS]
[START OF POST CREDIT SCENE]
Mason Yale: Hey Chief, remember that helmet you gave us from Petey’s lab?
Chief: Yeah, what's that about?
Mason Yale: We tested it out on three employees and it made them intolerant to Fruits and vegetables, they then got Scurvy from it.
Chief: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THE HELMET WAS GOING TO GIVE IT’S USERS SCURVY!
Mason Yale: I don’t know, maybe test it out yourself next time.
Chief: *Face palms* Really?
[END OF POST CREDIT SCENE]
[END OF EPISODE]