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[EPISODE BEGINS WITH PETEY STARING OUTSIDE OF THE WINDOW OF THE OFFICE]

Blank Slate: Petey…You have been staring outside of your office for three hours?

Petey: Oh no, I’m not just staring out of the window. I am observing the near completion of the farms we started a while back. How much energy will we need?

Blank Slate: Seventy nine billion.

Petey: Great, it will take a long time for it to accumulate. You can still take the energy.

Blank Slate: It’s only temporary enhancements unless I’m constantly getting energy.

Petey: DARN IT! Well…we still need to make sure Dogman and co don’t catch on, if they do. We are scr-

Blank Slate: You said that last time, and look what happened.

Petey: Nothing bad happened-

Blank Slate: Eight hundred people died from the nuke in Paraguay.

Petey: Oh…We didn’t get caught, but this is something we need to cover up more. This isn’t a stupid test, this is our endgame.

Blank Slate: Can’t you also legally block them from entering?

Petey: Yes but come on, they are going to enter no matter what and bust the operation. We need to make it seem regular so that it doesn’t get busted until we have enough energy.

Blank Slate: We can make it look like that one chocolate factory!

Petey: You have watched Willy Wonka?

Blank Slate: No! I am talking about Coe Caine’s Chocolate Factory!

Petey: Oh that guy, well hire him and we will disguise it as our own factory of various elements! Psychokinetic energy can become anything right?

Blank Slate: Yes sir, it can be. But you also need to hire Coe Caine for him to revamp the factory.

Petey: I will, I will.

[CUTS TO VICTOR IN HIS HOUSE, EATING PIZZA AND TALKING TO HIMSELF]

Victor: Officer Knight…Barkley Knight himself is back! The one that got away has returned! I can’t believe it! But is he even real? Like seriously, he is acting kind of weird, almost like he is someone else.

[CUTS TO DOGMAN PLAYING WITH KNIGHT]

Victor: I knew Barkley well, some of the stuff he is doing now he would have never done back in the day. But why is he-

[SOMEONE KNOCKS AT THE DOOR]

Victor: What do you want, Sarah Hatoff?

Sarah Hatoff: I’m here to talk to you.

Victor: About what?

Sarah Hatoff: Your obsession with Barkley.

[CUTS TO THEM SITTING IN A ROOM TOGETHER]

Sarah Hatoff: I know you portray yourself as a “Cool guy who has no emotions and will kill literally anyone because he felt like it”, but I know your real personality.

Victor: What do you mean?

Sarah Hatoff: I know your relationship with Barkley.

Victor: What was it?

Sarah Hatoff: There is a reason you didn’t show up to work for months, and when you did you were absolutely hammered with Milk.

Victor: I went on vacation.

Sarah Hatoff: Sure whatever you say, but explain THIS!

[SARAH SHOWS VICTOR A PICTURE OF HIM AND BARKLEY]

Victor: Uh…I must say…Excuse me for a second.

[VICTOR WALKS UPSTAIRS]

Sarah Hatoff: I know you have been weird ever since Knight came back. You have been acting distant!

[CUTS TO PETEY AND BLANK SLATE INTERVIEWING COE CAINE, BLANK SLATE IS EATING A SUB]

Coe Caine: So let me get this straight, you want me to disguise this “energy business” as a “Element Factory”.

Petey: Pretty much.

Coe Caine: How much will I get paid?

Petey: Around twenty to thirty thousand dollars.

Coe Caine: Okay, I accept!

Petey: GREAT!

[BLANK SLATE IS SHOCKED BY THE ACCEPTANCE, CAUSING HIM TO CHOKE ON HIS FOOD AND SPIT IT INTO COE CAINE’S MOUTH, CAUSING HIM TO CHOKE NOW]

Petey: OH NO!

[PETEY NOTICES COE CAINE FALL TO THE GROUND, HAVING BEEN KILLED]

Blank Slate: Eh, at least the food is gone.

Petey: We killed the ONE guy who was willing to help us.

Blank Slate: Don’t worry, I can disguise myself as Coe.

Petey: Yeah but what do we do with the body?

Blank Slate: Hide it in the factory, plain and simple.

Petey: You sure this won’t backfire, Coe was probably better at making factories then us two will ever be. We need something to redirect their attention if the place shows holes.

Blank Slate: Use an invention of yours, simple!

Petey: Hmm…*A PETEY Bot walks up behind Petey and slaps him*

Petey: AHH! WHAT THE HECK IS THIS!

Blank Slate: Oh that’s Jake, he is a friend of mine.

Petey: WHAT'S THE PO-*Petey gets flashbacks of Metaligo* Actually, I know someone perfect for this!

[CUTS TO CHIEF, DOGMAN, AND KNIGHT IN THEIR POLICE OFFICE, CHIEF GETTING HIS FEET MASSAGED BY MILLY AND WATCHING TV]

Chief: Ahhhh! Now with Knight being back, I don’t have to deal with Dogman anymore!

“Officer Knight”: Go get the ball boy!

Dogman: Grr RUFF RUFF!

“Officer Knight”: Okay…GO NOW!

[DOGMAN RUNS ACROSS THE CITY CHASING THE BALL,  BEFORE HE BUMPS INTO COE CAINE]

“Coe Caine”: Hello there young dog. You want to go on a magical adventure?

Dogman: BARK BARK!

“Coe Caine”: Well, invite your friends to my Element Factory!

Dogman: RUFF!

[DOGMAN RUNS ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE POLICE STATION WHERE HE TELLS CHIEF AND KNIGHT ABOUT THE OPENING OF THE FACTORY]

Chief: Huh, so that’s what Petey was working on.

“Officer Knight”: Didn’t eight people die during its construction-

Chief: WHO CARES! Let’s go there.

[CUTS TO DOGMAN, CHIEF , CHLOE, CHARLES, AND MASON YALE, OUTSIDE OF THE FACTORY]

Chloe: This is Chloe Kapow.

Charles: And this is Charles Pinski.

Chloe and Charles: *In unison* Reporting live outside of the recently built element factory.

Charles: This factory has recently opened for public consumption, a select few have been selected.

Chloe: Their names are “Big Jim”, “Tippy”, “Fluffy”, and “Mr. Whiskers”

Charles: The factory is about to open right now!

[CUTS TO PETEY IN FRONT OF THE FACTORY]

Petey: Hello everybody, I am here to open the Element Factory. This will help not only power us, but also teach kids about this valuable topic.

[“COE CAINE” CUTS THE RIBBON WITH SCISSORS]

“Coe Caine”: Hello everyone, you want to see each stage of production in farming?

Mason Yale: Honestly…Kind of curious.

[THE CREW WALK IN, ENTERING A WEIRD LAKE ESC AREA WITH AN ARTIFICIAL WATER CYCLE GOING ON]

“Coe Caine”: You see, this is the Water Cycle. We will explain to you how water works.

Mason Yale: I KNOW HOW IT WORKS! I’M NOT FOUR!

“Coe Caine”: It doesn’t matter, it’s very simple! *”Coe Caine” creates a cloud out of thin air*

Dogman: BARK!

“Coe Caine” Yes, it then becomes river water *The cloud rains purple water*

Chief: Hold on? Why is the water purple? Does this use Physcokinetics?

“Coe Caine”: No it doesn’t, it’s just candy water.

Big Jim: CANDY WATER?

“Coe Caine”: Yes…Candy Water, anywho-

Big Jim: I WANT TO DRINK IT!

“Coe Caine”: The next step is in the evaporation stage.

[“COE CAINE” EVAPORATES THE WATER, CAUSING BIG JIM TO FALL FACE FIRST INTO THE ENERGY PROCESSOR]

Big Jim: *Feeling a lot of pain* OH-OH OW! WHAT’S HAPPENING! I DON’T EVEN HAVE ANY CANDY!!!

Chief: We got to save him!

“Coe Caine”: Don’t worry, we will wait it out. *Pulls out a bottle of Milk and starts chugging it while Big Jim screams in pain*

Mason Yale: I’m just going to call some agents.

[CUTS TO LANCE, FRISK, HUDSON, AND CAPTAIN REXX PLAYING MUSICAL CHAIRS WHILE THE CHICKEN DANCE SONG PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND]

Agent Frisk: Da da da da da da da, da da da da da da da.

Agent Lance: SHUT UP!

[THE MUSIC STOPS, LANCE IS LAST TO SIT DOWN]

Agent Lance: COME ON! How is that fair?

Agent Hudson: Maybe you should have used a LANCE to launch yourself to one of these chairs?

[HUDSON GETS A CALL FROM MASON YALE]

Agent Hudson: Yes?

Mason Yale: COME OVER TO THE NEW FACTORY! WE NEED YOU TO COME RIGHT NOW!

Agent Hudson: Got it. Come on Frisk, let’s get out of here!

[THE TWO IMMEDIATELY RUN OVER TO THE ELEMENT FACTORY AND BURST THROUGH THE DOOR. THEY WOULD PULL BIG JIM OUT OF THE PROCESSOR]

“Coe Caine”: Wow, you guys may be some good guards? Want to work for me?

Agent Frisk: Sure why not…I have nothing better to do with my time.

“Coe Caine”: Fine…Come into my office for a bit with your friend.

[THE TWO AGENTS AND “COE CAINE” TELAPORT AWAY]

Tippy: You okay Jimmy Boy?

Big Jim: NO I’M NOT! *Runs away crying*

[DOGMAN WALKS AROUND THE FACTORY, BEFORE NOTICING A HEADLESS PETEY BOT NEARBY]

Dogman: Ro? *Runs towards the PETEY Bot*

Chief: Dogman? Where are you going?

[THE TWO RUN TOWARDS THE PETEY BOT, MASON YALE FOLLOWS, CUTS TO VICTOR AND SARAH HATOFF]

Sarah Hatoff: *Unlocks door* You can run but you can’t hide! Tell me your secrets.

Victor: Not thanks you PIG!

Sarah Hatoff: Yeesh…You really miss him.

Victor: No? It’s been like years!

Sarah Hatoff: You sure? Then why are you constantly mean to Dogman?

Victor: WE GET ALONG BETTER!

Sarah Hatoff: Yeah, but before you actually tried to become friends with him.

Victor: You forced me to join otherwise you would have spread those vile rumours!

Sarah Hatoff: Okay…Let’s backtrack to the start of your problems.

Victor: Well, when I was a kid. I had two parents. Sadly they weren’t loving or caring. At least my father wasn’t.

Sarah Hatoff: How so?

Victor: Well he never hung out with me.

[CUTS TO FLASHBACK OF VICTOR IN HIS BED, VICTOR’S FATHER WALKS INTO THE ROOM WHILE A PARTY GOES ON DOWNSTAIRS]

Young Victor: You are going to play with me now?

Stanley Quartz: GOD NO! I just need that jug of milk.

[STANLEY PULLS THE JUG OF MILK FROM VICTOR’S BED, UPSETTING HIM, CUTS BACK TO MODERN DAY]

Sarah Hatoff: He was that bad?

Victor: Yeah…But honestly I don’t care. That was many years

Sarah Hatoff: So…

Victor: NO MORE QUESTIONS!

Sarah Hatoff: Can you explain stuff about your Mom?

Victor: *Sighes* FINE!

[CUTS TO DOGMAN, CHIEF AND MASON RUNNING AROUND THE FACTORY]

Mason Yale: Where are we going?

Chief: I don’t know! Dogman is just running all over the place!

Dogman: Grr BARK BARK BARK!

[THE PETEY BOT ENTERS A DOOR, BUT ONCE HE ENTERS THE ROOM, IT DISAPPEARS]

Dogman: Ro?

Chief: Huh. I guess the door is fake?

[DOGMAN WALKS AROUND FOR A BIT, BEFORE THE PETEY BOT PUNCHES THROUGH THE DOOR, SLAMMING DOGMAN INTO AN OFFICE]

Dogman: Bark?

???: Hello there Gregory…Long time no see!

Chief: *Bursts through door* WHO IS THIS!

???: Why it is me The PETEY Bot turns on the lights, *revealing Metaligo’s head smoking a cigarette* METALIGO!

Mason Yale: Who?

Dogman: *Realizes who Metaligo is* BARK!

Metaligo: Yes I fought you and Knight back in the day, yes I saw you in Petey’s Basement. No, I have no clue why you have the body of Knight.

Chief: But how were you to escape?

Metaligo: Simple…I used this unused PETEY Bot prototype body to escape! *PETEY Bot body picks up Metaligo’s head, placing it onto its neck*

Dogman: Ruff? Bark!

Metaligo: Don’t ask how I was able to turn it on when you are literally part Dog and Man! Also I escaped Petey’s Lab to warn you about this place! You see…This location is part of a devil deal.

Mason Yale: How so?

Metaligo: Coe Caine is the devil himself! Petey made a deal with this devil to make the factory and revive Knight! He basically made this devil deal to benefit him!

Dogman: Arf?

Metaligo: Yes, Petey’s mayoral term has been corrupted by the devil! So we have to take this place down, level by level!

Chief: So what’s the plan?

Metaligo: Simple: Dogman goes to the fire level, you go to the lightning level, and Mason goes to the office of Coe Caine.

Mason: But what will this do for us to stop this so called devil

Metaligo: Uh…………

Dogman: Bark?

Metaligo: It will.. Make it easier to access Level 1000! The level where it is is controlled. NOW GO!

[DOGMAN, CHIEF, MASON, AND METALIGO LEAVE. THEY NOTICE AN ELEVATOR AND GO INTO IT, CUTS TO VICTOR AND SARAH HATOFF TALKING TO EACH OTHER]

Victor: And that’s why I’m the way I am.

Sarah Hatoff: Victor… You completely lied about your life aside from the dad part, why aren’t you going to open up?

Victor: My mother always said to not say anything.

Sarah Hatoff: Why so?

Victor: To honor her, I won’t tell her?

Sarah Hatoff: Does this have anything to do with Knight?

Victor: Well aside from the fact that my mother made me kill my pet dog named Gregory, no.

Sarah Hatoff: Oh I see-Wait a minute? YOU NEVER HAD A DOG! Tell me the truth!

Victor: FINE! I will tell you some stuff. Are you happy you intruding clown?

Sarah Hatoff: Sure. Explain to me why you're so hostile to Dogman and have a connection to Knight.

Victor: He was nothing more than my campaign manager. You wonder why I always look fondly back on elections? THAT’S WHY!

Sarah Hatoff: Oh…Sorry for intruding. But do you

Victor: OF COURSE! IT’S ALWAYS “OH, SORRY”. DO YOU EVEN MEAN IT? OR DO YOU JUST WANT TO SCOOP UP DRAMA? BE HONEST!

Sarah Hatoff: Not until you are honest.

Victor: You really REALLY! Want to know why I’m so hostile and evil?

Sarah Hatoff: Explain.

Victor: BECAUSE I AM JUST THAT WAY! YOU THINK I HAVE ANY UNDERLYING ISSUES?

Sarah Hatoff: No of course. It’s very unhealthy that you are channelling your trauma into something potentially dangerous

[VICTOR SNAPS]

Victor: You know what? I WILL TOUCH THESE EXPOSED WIRES CAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO

Sarah Hatoff: Victor you okay?

Victor: YES I AM! BECAUSE I AM VICTOR [BLEEP] QUA-*Touches electric wires, killing him*

Sarah Hatoff: Victor? I-I’m sorry.

[CUTS TO DOGMAN ENTERING THE FIRE ROOM OF THE FACTORY]

Dogman: Bark?

Metaligo: *On Walkie Talkie* Okay, what you got to do is break the incinerator! You got to do so by clogging it with something.

Dogman: Ruff.

[“COE CAINE” IS EXPLAINING HOW TO MAKE FIRE TO THE GUESTS]

“Coe Caine”: So what you have to do to start a fire is to go to this thing: The Oven!

Tippy: Huh? Can I cook some food in it?

“Coe Caine”: NO! Anywho, you then put some lighter fluid into the oven and-

Dogman: Bark!

“Coe Caine”: Yes I know what I’m doing. Don’t ask.

[“COE CAINE” ACCIDENTALLY THROWS A BOLT OF PHYSCHOKINETIC ENERGY WHEN SETTING THE OVEN ON FIRE, CAUSING IT TO MUTATE INTO AN OVEN MONSTER]

Oven Monster: RAAAAAAWWWW!

“Coe Caine”: HOLY CRAP!

[IN A PANIC, “COE CAINE” ACCIDENTALLY SHOOTS ANOTHER BOLT THAT LEADS TO THE FLOOR BECOMING A CONVEYOR BELT, COE CAINE TELAPORTS AWAY]

Agent Frisk: COME ON HUDSON! WE MUST STOP THE OVEN MONSTER!

Agent Hudson: GOT IT!

[AS THE CONVEYOR BELT INCHES CLOSER, HUDSON GIVES DOGMAN A GUN]

Agent Hudson: Take the gun…We will stop the Oven Monster!

[DOGMAN, HUDSON, AND FRISK START TO SHOOT THE MONSTER]

Agent Frisk: How much damage have we done!

[THE MONSTER GETS MADDER, SHOOTING A PIECE OF METAL AT FRISK]

Agent Frisk: AH!

Dogman: ROO!

[DOGMAN GRABS ONTO FRISK BEFORE HE IS INCINERATED]

Dogman: Bark! BARK!

Agent Hudson: COMING TO SAVE YOU FRISK!

[HUDSON JOINS DOGMAN IN HIS ATTEMPT TO SAVE FRISK]

Agent Hudson: Ugh! It’s too hard! We need more help!

[DOGMAN NOTICES THE CATS TRYING TO ESCAPE, HE BARKS AT THE CATS, TRYING TO GET THEIR ATTENTION]

Fluffy: Sorry Doggo! We are blowin it high!

Mr. Whiskers: Hop on boys! *Fluffy and Tippy hop onto the shoulders of Mr. Whiskers*

[WHILE TRYING TO CLIMB TO THE ELEVATOR, MR. WHISKERS DROPS TIPPY BY ACCIDENT]

Fluffy: TIPPY!

Tippy: HELP ME!

[TIPPY FALLS, BUT AGENT FRISK GRABS HIM AT THE LAST MOMENT]

Tippy: OH THANK GOD! Thanks for helping me! Can you save me?

Agent Frisk: *Noticing that Dogman and Hudson are struggling to save him while the other cats are doing nothing to save Tippy* You don’t seem worth saving! *Agent Frisk kicks Tippy into the Oven Monster*

[TIPPY GETS LODGED INTO THE OVEN MONSTER, CAUSING IT TO EXPLODE AND THE CONVEYOR BELT TO EXPLODE]

Dogman: Roo?

Agent Frisk: I AM ALIVE!

[TIPPY WALKS OUT OF THE DESTROYED OVEN MONSTER]

Mr. Whiskers: We tr-

Tippy: I am going home *Falls face first into the elevator*

Agent Hudson: You know, that “Coe Caine” guy is acting weird. Especially when he hired us as security guards.

Dogman: BARK!

Agent Frisk: So destroy the Oven weakened Coe Caine?

Dogman: YEAH!

Agent Hudson: Well we will join you.

Dogman: RUFF!

[CUTS TO SOMEONES EYES OPENING UP, REVEALING IT’S VICTOR FLOATING IN A RANDOM MULTI COLOURED VOID, WITH THE SHOW TUNE ROBOTS SINGING A SONG IN THE TUNE OF “MISTER SANDMAN” IN THE BACKGROUND]

Show Tune Robots: Do Wa Sho Wa, Do Wa Sho Wa, Do Wa Sho Wa, Do Do! Do Wa Sho Wa, Do Wa Sho Wa, Do Wa Sho Wa Do!

Show Tune Robots: Mr. Blank Slate, make the world perfect. (Do Wa Sho Wa)

Show Tune Robots: Make sure that everything has been checked. (Do Wa Sho Wa)

Show Tune Robots: Make it without a Dog or a Gridly. (Do Wa Sho Wa)

Show Tune Robots: Call me Ned because this plan is just so Diddly!

Show Tune Robots: Blank Slate, it’s so chaotic. (Do Wa Sho Wa)

Show Tune Robots: Erase all those threats, even if biotic. (Do Wa Sho Wa)

Show Tune Robots: Now harness all the powers that you can collect.

Show Tune Robots: MR. BLANK SLATE MAKE THE WORLD PERFECT!

[THE SHOW TUNE ROBOTS LEAVE, “COE CAINE” MEETS UP WITH VICTOR IN FRONT OF A WHITE BACKGROUND]

“Coe Caine”: Hello there Mr. Quartz. Welcome to The Inbetween! A world you can make anything you desire!

Victor: Did I die?

“Coe Caine”: Yes but I decided to teleport you here, so this is basically your afterlife.

Victor: And why did you bring me here?

“Coe Caine”: *Faces glitches a bit* Because you keep ruining my plans.

Victor: What do you mean? I have never met you.

“Coe Caine”: You sure? *Face and body glitches, turning into Blank Slate* Hello…Victor!

Victor: OH GOD! IT’S YOU AGAIN!

Blank Slate: That’s right, you have been an utter distraction in my plans for no reason, so I teleported you here to finish you off once and for all.

Victor: Oh you said I could make anything I want?

Blank Slate: Yes?

Victor: Do I need energy to make it?

Blank Slate: Why of course.

[VICTOR PULLS A SUIT OUT OF HIS POCKET, REVEALING THE CHAINSAW RIG COSTUME, COMPLETE WITH A CHAINSAW FIST]

Victor: 샌드위치!

Blank Slate: *Creating two boxing gloves* BRING IT ON!

[CUTS TO CHIEF IN THE LIGHTNING ROOM OF THE FACTORY]

Chief: So what do I do?

Metaligo: *On Walkie Talkie* Simple, there is a light bulb, break it and you are good.

Chief: But how do we do so if Coe Caine is not here.

Metaligo: Figure it out, what do I look like the boss!

Chief: Okay.

Mr. Whiskers: So… what do we do if we have no tour guide?

Chief: I have a suggestion!

Fluffy: HOLY CRAP IT’S CHIEF WHATITSNAME!

Chief: That’s right, I have an idea!

Mr. Whiskers: What is it?

Chief: We try to light the bulb ourselves!

Fluffy: No way Jose! Look what happened to Tippy and Big Jim! They got severely injured!

Chief: I’m aware, I’m aware. But I will make sure none of you get injured.

Mr. Whiskers: We don’t believe you.

Chief: Fine, I guess I won’t give you ten years less on your sentence-

Mr. Whiskers: WE’RE IN!

Chief: Alright, first up we need something that can conduct electricity.

Mr. Whiskers: Easy! *Punches wall, revealing wires* we can use these.

Chief: Okay! *Opens back of the lightbulb up* go into the bulb now.

Fluffy: Got it! *Fluffy enters the lightbulb*

Chief: Okay, now turn the energy up Mr. Whiskers!

Mr. Whiskers: YOU GOT IT BOSS!

[MR. WHISKERS FINDS A LEVER THAT SLOWLY INCREASES ELECTRICITY, MAKING THE LIGHT BULB LIGHT UP HARDER, FLUFFY GETS SEVERELY ELECTROCUTED, BUT THEN THE BULB EXPLODES ALONG WITH THE REST OF THE ROOM]

Fluffy: *Coughes before falling on his face*

Mr. Whiskers: Eh…He will be fine!

Chief: Okay? Anyways, you want to help me, we have to destroy this place because-

Mr. Whiskers: Coe Caine is the embodiment of the devil itself and has manipulated Petey into giving him power?

Chief: Huh, how did you know?

Mr. Whiskers: I’m just built like that.

Chief: Okay, let’s go!

[THEY RUN TO THE ELEVATOR, CUTS TO VICTOR IN HIS CHAINSAW RIG COSTUME FIGHTING BLANK SLATE IN A BOXING RING]

Blank Slate: *Blocks Chainsaw attack* Gruh! Take this you CRAPHEAD! Shoots three energy bolts at Victor*

Victor: *Dodges two of them* Heh, I will easily stop you!

[VICTOR USES HIS CHAINSAW TO SMACK THE BOLT BACK AT BLANK SLATE, BUT BLANK SLATE EXTENDS HIS ARM TO PUNCH VICTOR BEFORE SUMMONING MULTIPLE CLONES]

Victor: COME ON! I have to know who the real one is!

Blank Slate: Pretty hard?

Victor: No! BRING IT ON!

[THE REAL BLANK SLATE SUMMONS HUNDREDS OF CLONES OF HIM, VICTOR CHAINSAWS THE WEAKER CLONES, EASILY BEATING THEM ALL, BEFORE BEING SNIPED IN THE HEAD BY BLANK SLATE’S BOLT]

Victor: Huh, guess I found the real one! *Tries to punch Blank Slate with the chainsaw, Blank Slate breaks it with his fist*

Blank Slate: Nuh Uh! *Punches Victor into a wall, kicking him up his face*

Victor: Ugh, Ugh, AH!!

Blank Slate: CRY ABOUT IT!

[THE FIGHT PROGRESSES WITH BLANK SLATE BEATING VICTOR UP SO BAD, VICTOR IS UNCOUSCIOUS]

Blank Slate: Huh, that was easier here then it was in the regular reality.

[BLANK SLATE GETS A MESSAGE FROM SOME, STATING MASON YALE HAS ENTERED THE FACTORIES OFFICE]

Blank Slate: OH! *Disguises himself as Coe Caine* Time to go! And you can come with me Victor!

[CUTS TO MASON AND METALIGO IN THE ELEVATOR]

Mason Yale: So…You know anything about the election? You know, having been in Petey’s basement for god knows how long.

Metaligo: What election?

Mason Yale: What? You mentioned Petey being mayor.

Metaligo: He is the mayor?

Mason Yale: You mentioned that earlier!

Metaligo: Let’s just focus on defeating this devil! Then we can access Level 1000 and defeat him! Got it?

Mason Yale: Okay.

[THE ELEVATOR HITS THE FLOOR OF “COE CAINE” ‘S OFFICE]

“Coe Caine”: What are you guys doing here?

Metaligo: We are here to stop you! WE KNOW YOUR SECRET!

Mason Yale: Yeah, whatever he said.

“Coe Caine”: So it seems like you found out my secret? Have you.

Mason Yale: Shut off this factory or else-Wait what’s so bad about this factory anyways?

Metaligo: IT’S GIVING THE DEVIL MORE POWER!

Mason Yale: You sure? This seems we-*the hand of “Coe Caine” chokes Mason*

“Coe Caine”: Fine…HERE IS MY SECRET.

[COE CAINE’S SKIN GLITCHES OUT, REVEALING IT WAS BLANK SLATE]

Mason Yale: No way! It’s-It’s!

[“COE CAINE” ‘S SUIT STARTS TO DISAPPEAR, REVEALING HIS FULL APPEARANCE]

Blank Slate: The one! The only! BLANK SLATE!

Mason Yale: Victor was right?

[A SEVERELY DAMAGED VICTOR EMERGES FROM THE CLOSEST OF THE OFFICE]

Victor: Uh…I told you, yet you didn’t believe me.

Blank Slate: If a fight is what you want…A FIGHT IS WHAT YOU’LL GET!

Metaligo: Yeah I’m not really a fighter guy so I’m just going to sit in this chair and do nothing.

Mason Yale: I can stop you!

[BLANK SLATE LEAPS TO MASON YALE, BLANK SLATE PUNCHING MASON YALE EASILY. MASON YALE GETS OVERPOWERED BUT NOTICES A PAIR OF NUNCHUKES. HE USES THE NUNCHUKES TO ATTACK BLANK SLATE, CHOCKING HIM OUT]

Mason Yale: Any last words!

Blank Slate: NO LAST WORDS!

[BLANK SLATE THROWS MASON OUT OF A WINDOW, MASON HOLDING ON BY A FINGER]

Mason Yale: HELP! HELP!

Blank Slate: *Walking near Mason’s finger* Do YOU have any last words?

Mason Yale: Yes I don’t! *Pulls out a gun from his pocket, shooting Blank Slate. Distracting him*

Blank Slate: You think that will really-*Dogman arrives to Blank Slate’s Office, lunging towards Blank Slate and hurting him*

Dogman: BARK BARK GRR! *Dogman bites Blank Slate*

Blank Slate; Pathetic! *Shoots multiple bolts of energy at everyone, freezing Dogman, Mason, and Victor*

Blank Slate: HAHA! EASY! Now I can move you to towards the window and-*Agent Hudson and Frisk enter, punching Blank Slate out of the window*

Blank Slate: COME ON! I’M SUPPOSED TO BE OVERPOWERED!

[BLANK SLATE CREATES A PORTAL AT THE LAST MOMENT, TRAVELLING TO SOMEWHERE UNKNOWN]

Agent Frisk: So Blank Slate is real?

Agent Hudson: That’s odd.

Chief: *Arrives with Mr. Whiskers* ALRIGHT TIME TO-Oh…That happened.

Mr. Whiskers: Respect to everyone who took down Coe Caine.

Victor: *Gets unfrozen* Yeah yeah, this whole story is stupid. Let’s just do what we have to do!

Metaligo: Okay!

[THE EIGHT OF THEM ENTER THE ELEVATOR AND ENTER LEVEL 1000, THE ROOM IS FULL OF WEIRD PAINTINGS OF ALL THE EVENTS OF THE PREVIOUS EPISODES]

Mr. Whiskers: This place is kind of creepy- *A demonic hand emerges from a painting and takes Mr. Whiskers somewhere unknown*

Mason Yale: Huh, these paintings are odd. One of them is of the DogBros, One of them is of the Dogman imposter.

Agent Hudson: And one of them is about that Monster attack from last week.

Chief: It could just be a coincidence! It’s as simple as tha-

Dogman: Grr BARK BARK!

Victor: What is it Doggie-*Reads a quote on the wall saying “All roads lead to here”*

Mason Yale: Let’s open the door.

[THE SEVEN OPEN THE DOOR, REVEALING TWO BUTTONS]

Metaligo: It seems like there are two buttons. Which one do we pick?

TTS Voice: The blue button will continue life as usual, the red button will end everything, not just this Devil deal.

Agent Frisk: So what do we pick?

Victor: I know what we should pick, we should end this mess once and for ALL!

[VICTOR RUSHES TOWARDS THE RED BUTTON, CAUSING THE WHOLE PLACE TO SHUT DOWN]

Dogman: *Whimpers*

[REALITY STARTS TO GLITCH]

Victor: Wa-Wait? WHAT’S GOING ON!

Mason Yale: Seems like everything has been part of the deal.

Chief: WHAT DO WE DO NOW.

Metaligo: There is nothing we can do. We just stand and see what happens.

[THE SEVEN STAND IN FRONT OF THE SCREEN AS REALITY GLITCHES OUT COMPLETELY, THEY WAVE AT THE CAMERA AS THEY SLOWLY GLITCH OUT ONE BY ONE]

Victor: Why are we staring at the wall-*Victor glitches out*

Dogman: Bark, Bark, BARK!

[BEFORE DOGMAN FULLY GLITCHES OUT, IT STOPS. DOGMAN IS TRAPPED IN A BLACK VOID BEFORE A WHITE LIGHT RANDOMLY SHINES]

Dogman: Ruff?

???: No No, It’s not RV (Whoever that is). It is me! PETEY THE CAT! Bring them back Knight!

“Officer Knight”: Sorry I’m late! Just had to deal with some paperwork! *Knight turns on the lights, revealing that everyone is fine*

Mason Yale: What is even going on?

Petey: Simple! That Blank Slate guy? Just an actor! He was hired, just Knight in costume!

Victor: Wait hold up, KNIGHT WOULD NEVER-

Dogman: Bark?

Petey: Well…It is but not in the way you think.

Dogman: BARK BARK!

Petey; THIS WAS NOT A TEST TO SEE IF YOU GUYS WOULD FOIL A PLAN! It was just to see if you guys would bother me with this plan.

Metaligo: So that’s why you told me to make up a story!

Petey: EXACTLY!

[METALIGO AND PETEY LAUGH]

Agent Frisk: THIS WHOLE DEVIL DEAL WAS A SCHEME BY YOU?

Chief: METALIGO WAS A FRAUD?

Petey: Yes! Deal with it!

Metaligo: Can I at least keep my PETEY Bot body?

Petey: NO! *Rips the head of Metaligo off and kicks it out a window*

[VICTOR STARTS TO LAUGH UNCONTROLABLY]

Victor: THIS WAS ALL A PRANK! A RUSE! AND YOU GUYS FELL FOR IT! AT LEAST I KNOW BLANK SLATE IS REAL AND THIS “KNIGHT” IS FAKE.

Petey: *Defensively* H-He IS real! Why would I make a big fuse if he wasn’t?

Mason Yale: What have you even done as mayor anywho?

Petey: I-I-Uh……Will enact Law No 66!

Mason Yale: Law No 66, isn’t that the law where all crime is legal-

Petey: THAT IS A RUMOUR SPREAD BY THE MEAT INDUSTRY! NOW GET THE HECK OUT OF HERE!

[THE SEVEN LEAVE ALONG WITH KNIGHT]

“Officer Knight”: So…You guys want to play some games?

Dogman: RUFF RUFF! *Licks “Knight”*

[SIX OF THEM WALK INTO THE SUNSET, VICTOR WALKS HOME THINKING TO HIMSELF]

Victor: *In mind* How can these guys be so oblivious? It’s obvious that’s not Knight, they know I was friends with him. I won’t admit it but it’s true! The only reason I was even friends with him and slightly despised Dogman was-forget it.

[VICTOR OPENS THE DOOR]

Sarah Hatoff: OH MY GOD! YOUR ALIVE!

Victor: Yeah…I am.

[CUTS TO BLACK]

[START OF POST CREDIT SCENE 1]

[CUTS TO PETEY IN THE MAYOR BUILDING, LOOKING VISIBLY MAD]

Petey: COME ON! ALL MY SCHEMES HAVE FAILED! WHAT WILL I DO!

Blank Slate: Make more farms.

Petey: But at the rate they are going, we will probably never get to that point. Also aren’t you considered at all in the slightest that you will mess up the plan since you are an anomaly?

Blank Slate: What do you mean?

Petey: YOU are the only version of you in the whole multiverse, created by a one in godknowshowmuchillion occurrence!

Blank Slate: I appreciate you standing up for yourself, but you need me to be the host of all the power? Isn’t that right? You couldn’t process any of it.

Petey: WHATEVER! If we want to get those guys off our tail, we are going to enact Law no 66: ALL CRIME IS LEGAL!

[PETEY REVEALS A SUIT CASE WITH AN OLD FASHIONED REVOULVER LABELED “GRACE”]

Blank Slate: You have a pistol?

Petey: Who doesn’t. I know the perfect person who can use this person anyways.

[END OF POST CREDIT SCENE 1]

[START OF POST CREDIT SCENE 2]

[MEANWHILE IN THE KNIGHTMARE UNIVERSE]

[KNIGHTMARE PETEY LAYS THE ORB OF THE PHYSCOKINETIC AND AN EYEPATCH ON THE TABLE ALONG WITH SOME SPARE PARTS]

Knightmare Petey: Alright, I have the necessary parts for the eyepatch thingy. But first we need to-

[GRID CHIZZLES A SMALL PIECE OF OBSIDIAN FROM THE ORB]

Knightmare Petey: Huh, I thought it was stronger.

Gridley Knight: The metal is indestructible, but it does have obsidian trails going through it. Now make a case with those spare parts and the Obsidian piece.

Knightmare Petey: I will get it done, you will travel multiverses in no time!

[END OF POST CREDIT SCENE 2]

[END OF EPISODE]