[EPISODE BEGINS WITH PETEY IN A SECRET OFFICE, WRITING IN A NOTEBOOK AND WATCHING A VIDEO WHERE A SCIENTIST IS EXPLAINING PSYCHOKINETICS]
Scientist: Well, if you have only a bit, you will just be able to minorly alter reality. If you have a decent amount, you can access and manipulate The Inbetween, and if you have so much, you can literally destroy reality and reconstruct it yourself!
[PETEY SMOKES A CIGARETTE, THROWING IT TO THE GROUND]
Petey: Where the heck did that Blank Boy go?
[BLANK SLATE TELAPORTS INTO HIS ROOM]
Blank Slate: I’m here now! What do you want?
Petey: All of the scientific evidence says that if you have an excessive amount of Psychokinetic energy, you can break and reconstruct reality.
Blank Slate: And?
Petey: You are literally just a physical body for Psychokinetic energy! So tell me why you haven’t merged realities or just simply erase Dogman from existence!
Blank Slate: I may have forgotten to mention this, but I don’t have THAT much energy. I just have enough to access The Inbetween!
Petey: *Slams notebook on the desk* So you have been feeding me a goal that YOU CAN’T EVEN ACCOMPLISH!
Blank Slate: If you suppose, but the key to achieving both our goals is right under our noses.
Petey: WHAT DO YOU MEAN!
Blank Slate: *Teleport's book into his hands* If you accumulate an extreme amount of energy, WE can achieve the goal! I can supply most of the energy, and you provide additional energy! So much that we will be unbeatable.
Petey: Your plan will fail! I know, I have been through this song and dance so many times! I HAVE BEEN BETRAYED BEFORE, I’M NOT DUMB!
Blank Slate: Don’t worry Petey, the right opportunity that will make you untouchable will occur soon!
[CUTS TO MAYOR OUTSIDE OF TOWN HALL]
Sarah Hatoff: This is Sarah Hatoff reporting live outside of Town Hall, where the Mayor is about to reveal a major surprise in honor of all the A.R.F.G.U.S agents who have died in the last few weeks of pure carnage!
Mayor: *On podium* Hello everyone! I want to announce that I have spent fifty five thousand dollars in tax payer money to make this statue to honor all of the fallen A.R.F.G.U.S agents. This is a statue of!
[A DRUM ROLL PLAYS, BEFORE MAYOR SHOWS OFF A STATUE OF CHIP THE WOLF]
Mayor: Chip The Wolf! The current mascot of Cookie Crisps!
[THE AUDIENCE BOOS MAYOR OFF STAGE BY THROWING TOMATOES AT HER]
Mayor: HEY KNOCK IT OFF!
[MAYOR RUNS TO HER BUILDING, MASON YALE ASKING THE MAYOR WHAT HAPPENED]
Mayor: Gee, those people aren’t grateful for my tribute!
Mason Yale: Because it’s literally a statue of a Cereal Mascot!
Mayor: CAPTAIN REXX SUGGESTED IT!
Mason Yale: Yeesh, maybe it was a bad idea because it’s CAPTAIN REXX!
Mayor: Well, it’s not like I have made any other bad decisions! I am the best mayor this city has EVER SEEN!
Mason Yale: You sure, I’d argue that you are the worst mayor EVER! You are constantly neglectful of actual issues! YOU KNOW IT’S BAD WHEN DOGMAN IS THE ONLY HOPE THIS CITY HAS! A.R.F.G.U.S has barely helped this city, despite its absurd amount of funding. Point being: You are a FAILURE as a mayor!
Mayor: Well… If that’s how you think of all my hard work and labour. YOUR FIRED EFFECTIVE TOMORROW!
Mason Yale: So what! I KNOW BETTER THAN YOU EVER WILL!
[CUTS TO PETEY SPYING OUTSIDE WITH HIS BINOLICULARS]
Petey: Hmm, The Mayor’s position is being challenged as I observe. I think I found the perfect opportunity to become untouchable!
[CUTS TO PETEY TALKING TO BLANK SLATE]
Blank Slate: So you're telling me that the leader of this town is slowly losing their power, and their seat will be challenged within the next day or so.
Petey: Exactly, once her term is up! An election can begin! I will remind her of it by sending her this letter I made.
Blank Slate: I thought you ran out of ink?
Petey: Who said anything about ink *Shows a large gash running down his arm*
Blank Slate: So what does this have to do with merging realities?
Petey: If I become Mayor, I can legally be above Dogman! I can find a way to achieve our goals without the cops being able to do anything! And if they do? I can just fire them!
Blank Slate: Very well then, I will join your scheme.
Petey: But you have to disguise yourself! You don’t want Victor recognizing you and the scheme to be ruined?
Blank Slate: That Victor? The one who nearly killed me?
Petey: Yes… Glitter Vic himself.
Blank Slate: Fine, call me “Blake Slattery” or something.
Petey: Well you also have to make sure you have some kind of presence in the world! You can’t just be a random guy from out of nowhere, otherwise people will get suspicious!
Blank Slate: I know exactly what my backstory is, don’t worry!
[CUTS TO A MID 2000’S STYLED CLOTHING STORE, WITH BLANK SLATE WALKING INTO THE SCENE, HE IS WEARING A BLUE SUIT WITH A RED TIE AND HAS A POORLY DRAWN SMILEY FACE MADE FROM PSHYSCOKINETIC ENERGY ON HIS FACE]
“Blake Slattery”: Tired of being a weirdo being discriminated against? I was for a time. Well here at “Blake Slattery’s Clothes for Freaks”, we offer a wide variety of clothes for all the weirdos.
[A GUY WALKS INTO THE STORE]
Random Guy: How are the prices?
“Blake Slattery”: Fair, unlike your treatment!
[CUTS TO MAYOR IN HER OFFICE AT MT A.R.F.G.U.S]
Captain Rexx: Mayor, we got a letter in the mail from Petey himself.
Mayor: Okay, share it with me!
[MAYOR OPENS THE LETTER AND MASON YALE NOTICES ITS CONTENTS]
Mason Yale: So, it seems like The World’s Most Evilest Cat is challenging your seat as Mayor.
Mayor: I HIGHLY DOUBT IT! Let me read it!
Petey (VO): Dear Mayor: I stopped a major threat that could have marked the end of Okhay Ville as we know it. The fact you and your team didn’t know about it despite A.R.F.G.U.S’s stupid amount of funding is beyond me and proves that you’re a bad Mayor. And since your term is nearly up: I CALL FOR AN ELECTION! You will be hearing from me and my campaign manager (Blake Slattery) soon! XoXo - Petey The Cat.
Mayor: Okay so it seems that he is challenging my seat as Mayor, but will anyone notice this election??
Mason Yale: Once the news gets out, everyone will be running for a seat.
Mayor: Well, what are you going to do?
Mason Yale: RUN FOR MAYOR!
[MAYOR LAUGHS IN HIS FACE]
Mayor: Oh my Mason, you have always been a cheeky joker!
Mason Yale: I am dead serious, since I am no longer a member of A.R.F.G.U.S, I can run for Mayor!
Captain Rexx: CAN I HELP?
Mason Yale: Sure!
Mayor: You're dead serious.
Mason Yale: YES I AM! *Walk out of MT. A.R.F.G.U.S*
[CUTS TO THE NEWS STATION REPORTING ON THE INCIDENT]
SpeakerBox: THIS IS SAMUEL BOXX REPORTING WITH BREAKING NEWS! Today, we have the news that a new election is coming up! Our current Mayor is running for reelection but will have to go up against Infamous Felon Petey The Cat and former A.R.F.G.U.S agent Mason Godfrey Yale. We also have some reactions!
[A BAG OF MAIL LANDING ON SPEAKERBOX’S DESK]
SpeakerBox: Hehe, this is a large sack! Anywho, R. Muerto says that “VOTE YALE ALL THE WAY THROUGH’. And G. Knight says “ZuZu lowkey kind of hot”.
[RECORD SCRATCH]
SpeakerBox: Who the heck is ZuZu? *Types on his laptop* THE DOG? THE DOG OF SARAH HATOFF? STOP THE SHOW NOW!
[CUTS TO THE POLICE STATION, CHIEF TURNING OFF THE TV]
Chief: Well ignoring Dogman’s questionable letter, I feel like we need a new Mayor. I mean, look how bad the Police Station has been for the past few years?
Milly: It’s not that bad! I get paid two cents instead of a penny!
Chief: Point proven… I am going to elect one of you guys to represent us for the election.
Maude: Let me guess…Dogman!
Chief: Huh, you are right.
Maude: Of course I am, because Dogman isn’t a LEADER TYPE!
Chief: What are you talking about?
Maude: I mean look at him! He is basically a regular dog!
Chief: What leadership skills do you have?
Maude: I have none but-
Chief: Opinion invalidated, GO DOGMAN GO!
Dogman: BARK BARK!
[DOGMAN BURSTS OUT OF THE DOOR, CUTS TO HIM RUNNING AROUND THE CITY IN CELEBRATION BEFORE STEPPING IN A BEAR TRAP]
Victor: HAHA! I FINALLY GOT THE BLANK SLATE! HEHE-Oh…It’s Dogman.
Sarah Hatoff: WHAT THE HECK!
Victor: Come on, he was being creepy towards your dog!
Sarah Hatoff: Well she thought it was cute, also you have been acting a little weird since the election was announced.
Victor: NO I AM NOT! Haven’t you noticed! I have always been hunting the Blank Slate!
Sarah Hatoff: You have competed in three curling competitions, you don’t even like curling.
Victor: I am DONE with elections. Last time it didn’t end well.
Sarah Hatoff: Is it because it reminds you of a certain someone who brings you trauma.
Victor: NO! Because Dogman is an idiot that’s why.
Sarah Hatoff: You sure?
Victor: FINE! I will work with him, yeesh.
Dogman: BARK BARK!
[CUTS TO A TITLE CARD SAYING DAY 1]
SpeakerBox: We are outside of the four political parties participating in this year's election! Let’s see them all.
[CUTS TO DOGMAN AND VICTOR WALKING TO THEIR STAND, THEY NOTICE PETEY]
Dogman: BARK BARK! GRR!
Petey: Why YES! I am participating in this election. I have done some crappy things but I have turned a new leaf, I am going to make this city better!
Dogman: *Schoofs* Woof!
Petey: I threw all of my inventions into a fire, that’s why the forest is on fire.
Victor: THEN EXPLAIN THAT GUY! HE LITERALLY HAS A SMILEY FACE DRAWN ON HIS FACE!
“Blake Slattery”: Uh, that’s rude of you. I suffer from a rare skin condition that causes my skin to be albino and have no facial features, that’s why I drew it.
[THE TWO WALK AWAY]
Victor: Well [BLEEP] that Abel looking beach.
[THE DEBATE BEGINS]
Dogman: Bark!
Mason Yale: Oh your running? Does he even have good leadership skills?
Mayor: Doubt it?
Mason Yale: Okay, how is healthcare coming along.
Mayor: Uh…
Mason Yale: SEE! It’s gone to crud! I will speed up healthcare and pump more money into it.
Mayor: But we don’t even have that much money.
Petey: Maybe if you didn’t waste it on A.R.F.G.U.S, then you would be rolling in dough.
Dogman: Grr!
Mason Yale: Dogman is right, YOU ARE A CONVICTED FELON! How are you running in an election?
Petey: It’s politics, what do you expect?
[DOGMAN SLAMS HIS HEAD AGAINST THE LECTERN IN EMBRASSMENT]
Petey: Hey, the boomers are on my side!
Dogman: Bark bark! Woof!
Mason Yale: So if you got younger generations and Petey’s got the older? Who do I have?
Mayor: THE WOKE!
Mason Yale: Okay… then you have the criminals.
Robber 1: CRAP! MR. YALE FOUND OUT OUR VOTE EARLY!
Robber 2: RUN!
[THE TWO ROBBERS RUN]
Dogman: BARK!
Mason Yale: Transportation? Pssh, it’s perfectly fine!
Petey: I don’t know, there is a reason mechanics are so valuable in this city.
Mason Yale: Why?
Petey: Because cars are destroyed almost every day.
Mayor: SEE MASON DOESN’T KNOW WHAT HE IS-
SpeakerBox: DEBATE OVER! DEBATE OVER!
[CUTS TO DOGMAN AND VICTOR AT THE POLICE STATION]
Dogman: Hmm…BARK BARK! Woof!
Victor: Yes.
Dogman: RUFF! Grr…BARK!
Victor: Alright.
Dogman: BARK BARK!
Victor: Okay, what are you even trying to say?
Dogman: *Pulls down a map of Okhay Ville, pointing a stick at the ocean near by* Ruff!
Victor: So what are you suggesting?
Dogman: BARK!
Victor: Some kind of transportation via water.
Dogman: BARK!
Victor: I got an idea!
[CUTS TO MASON YALE THINKING OF IDEAS AT A CAFE WITH CAPTAIN REXX]
Captain Rexx: We could give away kittens, people like those.
Mason Yale: We need BENEFITS! Not gifts.
Captain Rexx: Better do so soon, otherwise the wave will wash us away!
Mason Yale: What do you me-OH MY GOSH!
[CUTS TO VICTOR AND DOGMAN SURFING TOWARDS THE TWO, SET TO “SURFIN’ U.S.A”, WATER SPLASHES ONTO MASON YALE’S GLASSES]
Mason Yale: Ugh!
Victor: *Lands in front of Rexx and Yale* Hey Rexx, hey Yale! We have made some good transportation. You see, me and Dogman-
Dogman: BARK! BARK! Woof, woof!
Victor: That… We learnt that SURFING can be an affordable way for everyone to commute.
Mason Yale: So you think you can play that game?
Dogman: RUFF!
Captain Rexx: IT’S ON!
[CUTS TO THE TWO IN MASON YALE’S HOUSE]
Captain Rexx: What are we here for?
Mason Yale: We need good transportation, then we can smoke the competition!
Captain Rexx: Well we could use T-Rex’s! That would be cool!
Mason Yale: T-Rex’s are dead! If you are talking about the T-Rex Corps, WE DON’T OWN TH-*Mason Yale gets an idea*. But…You are wearing T-Rex Corps armour. We can use you as a demo for everyone!
Captain Rexx: A demo for what?
Mason Yale: For our commute system we will introduce!
[CUTS TO CAPTAIN REXX FLYING AROUND WITH SOME KIDS]
Mason Yale: Yes, yes, YES! I DID IT! I HAVE CRACKED THE CODE TO BEING SUCCESSFUL!
[VICTOR AND DOGMAN LOOK IN THE DISTANCE]
Dogman: Bark! Victor: FINE LET’S ONE THEM UP!
[CUTS TO THE FIRST PART OF A MONTAGE SET TO A ROCK SONG WITH A TITLE CARD SAYING “DAY 2”]
[DOGMAN AND VICTOR MAKE BETTER INCLUSTITY LAWS]
[Mason Yale: They think we can’t make inclusivity better, well if you can’t beat em, get rid of em!]
[CAPTAIN REXX CRASHES INTO THE HOUSE OF SOMEONE]
[Random Guy: Who are you-*Gets lasered by Captain Rexx]
[Captain Rexx: No kindness, NO LIFE!]
[CUTS TO DOGMAN AND VICTOR MAKE FASTER WAVES FOR THEIR SURFING]
[Mason Yale: Go faster]
[Captain Rexx: But it can be deadly!]
[Mason Yale: You want me to win]
[CUTS TO A RAPID MINI-MONTAGE OF CAPTAIN REXX FLYING MORE PEOPLE AROUND, WHILE MASON YALE PROMOTES HIS CAMPAIGN]
[Captain Rexx: Can I stop-*Vomits all over the floor*]
[Mason Yale: Keep campaigning]
[CUTS TO SECOND PART OF THE MONTAGE, PETEY RALLYING PEOPLE UP AT A PUBLIC EVENT]
[Petey: I promise to use my tech for good! I promise to make moving sidewalks, actually good robot servants, and more]
[A FLAMMING BANNER BEHIND PETEY SAYING “PETEY IS WRONG” MAKES PEOPLE LAUGH]
[Petey: What’s so funny?]
[CUTS TO THE FINAL PART OF THE MONTAGE, WITH MAYOR LOOKING DOWN ON THE CHAOS, WHILE HER REGULAR ADS AIR ON TV]
[Agent: You want Coffee?]
[Mayor: Their chaos will burn them out, when someone is burnt out, they are easier to strike]
[END OF MONTAGE]
[CUTS TO A TITLE CARD SAYING “DAY 3”]
Mayor: The polls have likely been progressing in my favour, let me check them out!
[SHE PULLS UP POLL NUMBERS, SEEING THAT NO ONE HAS VOTED FOR HER]
Mayor: Huh…*pulls out walker talkie* Agent Hudson, report to my office this instant!
[AGENT HUDSON ENTERS THE OFFICE]
Agent Hudson: What is the problem?
Mayor: I’m losing the polls! Even Petey has gotten more votes than me!
Agent Hudson: And who is the most popular as of now?
Mayor: Mason Yale…an agent of A.R.F.G.U.S who decided he was smart enough to run for Mayor.
Agent Hudson: So you're suggesting?
Mayor: At his next public event, hide at the top of MT A.R.F.G.U.S with a sniper, you know the rest.
Agent Hudson: Why would I do that?
Mayor: Why would you vote for someone who is more injured? In fact I have a twenty dollar bribe you can give to the doctor to insure he isn’t able to run for Mayor AGAIN!
Agent Huson: Roger that!
[CUTS TO MASON YALE AT A PUBLIC EVENT]
Mason Yale: I am here to address your questions! Tell me now!
Person 1: Are you worried someone like Petey will beat you?
Mason Yale: No, I am alright. I think Petey is going to fail miserably, Mayor is already in hot water, and what will Dogman even do?
Person 2: What if you get sniped right now?
Mason Yale: Why ask th-*Agent Hudson snipes Mason Yale, knocking him out*.
[AUDIENCE GASPS, CUTS TO NEWS REPORT]
SpeakerBox: And there you have it, the most voted candidate Mason Godfrey Yale has been injured. Thankfully the Doctors have performed a “Frontal Lobe” surgery that hasn’t been used since 1967.
[CUTS TO THE DOCTORS CHIZZLING THE SIDE OF THE HEAD WHERE MASON WAS SNIPED]
Mason Yale: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
[CUTS BACK TO SPEAKERBOX]
SpeakerBox: It also appears that Dogman and Victor are pushing their campaign more, like they are ACTUALLY SERIOUS!
[CUTS TO DOGMAN AND VICTOR PROMOTING WHAT THEY WILL DO]
Victor: I am done committing crimes. Instead I will help Dogman make new laws for preventing crimes!
Sarah Hatoff: Yeah right.
Victor: SHUT UP!
[CUTS BACK TO SPEAKERBOX]
SpeakerBox: And the Mayor is… J-Just watch the video.
[CUTS TO A COMMERCIAL BY MAYOR]
Mayor: *Acting as Dogman* Bark Bark, I am an incompetent idiot who can’t even speak english and works with dummies and criminals.
Victor Actor: Why do you have a gun instead of me?
[MAYOR SHOOTS THE VICTOR ACTOR]
[CUTS TO MASON YALE IN HIS BED]
Mason Yale: COME ON!
Captain Rexx: Don’t worry, I know how I can still get you elected.
Mason Yale: How so Dino?
Captain Rexx: I made this giant life like puppet of you, it even has fake blood.
Mason Yale: How is that going to work?
Captain Rexx: I WILL GO TO YOUR PRESS EVENTS AND SAY THIS IS YOU!
Mason Yale: Whatever.
[CUTS TO PETEY IN THE DEAD OF NIGHT WITH BLANK SLATE]
“Blake Slattery”: So why are we outside?
Petey: Because we have barely done anything to get us VOTES! Let’s just rig the machines so that I am the only one to vote for!
“Blake Slattery”: How are we going to accomplish this goal?
Petey: Hack them, it’s very easy!
“Blake Slattery”: But we have a very small time window to do so.
Petey: Just teleport them to me and I will rig them all.
[BLANK SLATE DOES SO]
“Blake Slattery”: Here you go, I can just *Zaps them* do that.
Petey: Huh, that was easy.
[CUTS TO A TITLE CARD SAYING “DAY 4” MULTIPLE PEOPLE TRYING TO VOTE FOR DOGMAN, BUT IT AUTOSELECTS PETEY]
Random Person: Hey, why does the machine only have Petey?
[MAYOR LOOKS DOWN ON EVERYONE CONFUSED BY THE MACHINES]
Mayor: Seems like the voting machines only have Petey as an option, maybe we should replace them all.
Agent Hudson: But people won’t vote for you still.
Mayor: I know for a fact people won’t vote for me, but we can rig them to just have ME AS THE ONLY OPTION!
Agent Hudson: Then people won’t vote at all.
Mayor: Just send the machines to be repaired and we will compensate the victims.
Agent Hudson: Okay.
[AGENT HUDSON GOES INTO PUBLIC TO ADDRESS THE ISSUE]
Agent Hudson: *Taps mike* Excuse me! Is this thing on? I am here to talk about the issue that has been facing this city.
Person 1: THE POLLS!
Agent Hudson: Yes the polls, we have sent all machines to be repaired and are investigating the issue right now, whoever rigged them stand up-
Petey: I RIGGED THEM!
Agent Hudson: YOU DID?
Petey: Yep, and since I already have 72 votes, I AM IN THE LEAD AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO!
Agent Hudson: We can just deduct half your votes.
Petey: NOOOOOOOOO! I am in second place though but still, NOOOOOOOOOOO!
[CUTS TO PETEY IN HIS OFFICE FILMING AN APOLOGY]
Petey: I am sorry for rigging the polls, it was a stupid move that I would have never done in any other circumstance.
[CUTS TO A GUY WATCHING THE VIDEO ON HIS LAPTOP]
Laptop Guy: Yeah right…You don’t mean this apology!
Petey (VIDEO): In fact, Blake Slattery was the one to suggest the idea, not me.
“Blake Slattery”: *Selling a shirt to someone, before noticing the announcement on the TV* Oh no he didn’t.
[BLANK SLATE TELAPORTS TO PETEY’S LAB]
“Blake Slattery”: *Slaps Petey* WHY DID YOU SAY THAT!
Petey: You want the goal to be accomplished.
“Blake Slattery”: Yes I do!
Petey: Blaming people for my mistakes will allow me to still get votes.
“Blake Slattery”: Good…I will take this fake disguise’s reputation being ruined then our goal to be lost.
[CUTS TO A TITLE CARD SAYING “DAY 5”, WITH THE MAYOR LOOKING AT HEADLINE: “PETEY GAINS MORE VOTES FROM HONESTY, BLAKE SLATTERY ALSO RELEASES APOLOGY”]
Mayor: YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! PETEY IS FORGIVEN? AND SAME WITH BLAKE?
Agent Hudson: What can I say, people like when political figures are human.
Mayor: I mean, how am I doing?
Agent Hudson: Mason Yale is ahead of you, and he is out of commission!
Mayor: Well it can’t be as bad as Dogman’s.
Agent Hudson: Nope, this clip went viral!
[CUTS TO A RECORDED POLITICAL DEBATE]
“Blake Slattery”: We need to increase paychecks so people can feed their kids.
Petey: Same with their education, fund more of it!
Victor: I CAN’T GET AN EREC-
[AGENT HUDSON TURNS IT OFF IMMEDIATELY]
Agent Hudson: People also like jokesters.
Mayor: Ugh, find the files of everyone running against me, even the endorsers.
Agent Hudson: GOT IT!
[CUTS TO AGENT HUDSON LOOKING AT THE FILES OF EACH MEMBER]
Agent Hudson: Okay, Dogman has a nearly clean record. Victor has a suspiciously clean slate, Petey has-*Sees his crimes* OH MY GOSH, H-How is he running for Mayor? But where is Blake’s file?
[AGENT HUDSON CHECKS ALL FILING CABINETS]
Agent Hudson: Odd…No file on a “Blake Slattery”. Maybe I can find him on “Everypersonever.com”
[AGENT HUDSON GOES ON THE WEBSITE, NOTICING BLAKE SLATTERY CAN’T BE FOUND]
Agent Hudson: Oh my…He doesn’t exist at all!
[AGENT HUDSON NOTICES A PIECE OF PAPER ON HIS DESK]
Agent Hudson: What’s this? *Notes the drawing of Blank Slate* Hm…
[AGENT HUDSON COMPARES “BLAKE SLATTERY” TO THE DRAWING OF BLANK SLATE, NOTICING BLANK SLATE IS THE SAME AS “BLAKE SLATTERY”]
Agent Hudson: Blake Slattery is…BLANK SLATE!
Mayor: You sure? It’s just a hoax by Victor.
Agent Hudson: LOOK AT THE IMAGES!
[SHOW BOTH “BLAKE SLATTERY” AND BLANK SLATE TO THE MAYOR BACK TO BACK]
Mayor: Oh no, I got an idea!
[CUTS TO A TITLE CARD SAYING “DAY 5” WITH VICTOR OUTSIDE, DRIVING A DOG-MAN THEMED VAN WHILE DOGMAN YELLS OUT OF A MEGAPHONE]
Dogman: BARK BARK BARK! WOOF!
Victor: Yeah, whatever Dogman said!
[AGENT HUDSON BLOWS A DART THAT HITS VICTOR’S NECK, CAUSING HIM TO BECOME UNCONSCIOUS AND CRASH THE VAN, CUTS TO VICTOR IN AN INTERVIEW ROOM WITH AGENT HUDSON]
Agent Hudson: Hello Mr. Quartz, we have called you here for a reason.
Victor: It better not be to kill me just so that stupid mayor of yours can win.
Agent Hudson: Nope, it’s because we found out a shocking revelation about a certain someone that you may like.
Victor: How so?
[AGENT HUDSON THROWS THE PICTURES OF “BLAKE SLATTERY” AND BLANK SLATE ON THE TABLE]
Agent Hudson: Notice anything similar about them.
Victor: THEY ARE LITERALLY THE SAME! BLAKE SLATTERY IS THE BLANK SLATE!
Agent Hudson: Take this information with what you will.
Victor: GOT IT!
[CUTS TO “BLAKE SLATTERY” AT HIS STORE SELLING MORE CLOTHES]
Customer: SAY THE LINE MR. SLATTERY.
“Blake Slattery”: *Sighs* Fair…Unlike your treatment.
[VICTOR BURSTS THROUGH THE DOOR. HOLDING TWO GUNS AND NINE HUNDREDS ROUNDS OF AMMO]
Victor: WHERE IS THIS “BLAKE SLATTERY”, OR SHOULD I SAY BLANK SLATE!
“Blake Slattery”: CRAP!
[VICTOR KNEES BLANK SLATE AGAINST THE WALL]
Victor: I KNOW YOUR DIRTY LITTLE SECRET, YOU ARE THAT BLANK SLATE!
[BLANK SLATE SLAMS VICTOR AGAINST A TABLE]
“Blake Slattery”: And I know a lot more about you than anyone.
Victor: How so?
“Blake Slattery”: I SEE YOU WHEN YOUR SLEEPING AND I KNOW WHEN YOURE AWAKE! I KNOW YOUR INSECURITIES AND TRAUMA!
[VICTOR POINTS A GUN AT BLANK SLATE’S HEAD]
Victor: Say goodbye…BLANK SLATE!
[BLANK SLATE SNAPS HIS FINGERS, CAUSING THE “REAL” BLANK SLATE TO APPEAR OUTSIDE]
“Blake Slattery”: See, I’m not this “Blank Slate” you speak off.
[VICTOR RUNS OUTSIDE, SHOOTING THE “REAL” BLANK SLATE WITH HIS GUNS]
Victor: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! *Shoots his guns outside at thin air, thinking it’s Blank Slate*
Chief: PUT THE WEAPONS DOWN VICTOR!
Victor: NOT UNTIL BLANK SLATE IS DEAD!!!
Chief: Yep, he said Blank Slate isn’t dead, back it up boys.
[THE COPS LEAVE, CUTS TO NEWS REPORT BY SPEAKERBOX]
SpeakerBox: And there you have it! An incident at “Blake Slattery’s Clothes for Freaks” has left the world in shock, votes for Dogman are down 50% because of this incident alone, and they are projected to place second to last, only ahead of the current Mayor who has one vote.
[CUTS TO THE MAYOR VOTING]
Mayor: And that vote is me.
[VICTOR SHUTS OFF TV]
Dogman: ROOOOO!
Victor: I know I screwed up okay. I really didn’t mean to.
Dogman: Ro?
Victor: But this may seem weird coming from me, but I know politics from an old friend of mine and it didn’t work out then, it doesn’t work out now.
Dogman: Ruff?
Victor: Basically: If you're in politics, expect to get your butt kicked by other people. There is no guarantee that you will win, I sped the process up. Was it wrong? Yes, but would you have won otherwise? I don’t know.
Dogman: BARK!
Victor: Yeah, I guess we have kind of become friends because of this!
[CUTS TO MASON YALE EXITING THE HOSPITAL]
Mason Yale: Ah, what day is it?
Captain Rexx: ELECTION DAY!
Mason Yale: WHAT!
[CUTS TO A TITLE CARD SAYING “ELECTION DAY”, WITH EVERYONE IN THEIR CHAIRS FOR THE ELECTION ANNOUCEMENT]
Mayor: Hello there, I am your Mayor…Or am I? Find out at the end of this show after this presentation!
[CUTS TO AGENT HUDSON ON STAGE]
Agent Hudson: Hello everyone, we will be handing out some awards quickly, should only take a few minutes. First up, the honorary award for “Most Frontal Lobe Surgeries" goes to…MASON YALE!
Mason Yale: I WON THE ELECTION?!
Agent Hudson: No Mason…You just go this shinny “golden” trophy *Chucks it at Mason’s head*. Anywho, the award for “Most Politically Incorrect Candidate” goes to…VICTOR!
Victor: Thank you, THANK YOU!
Dogman: *Whisper barking* Bark Bark?
Victor: It will only take thirty minutes trust me!
[THREE HOURS LATER]
Agent Hudson: And the award for the most amount of times having said “and the award goes to” goes to…ME!
Victor: CAN WE JUST GET ON WITH THE ACTUAL AWARDS!
Agent Hudson: Sure, but we still need our mandated “Halftime Show”. This time, it’s the Show Tune Robots!
[EVERYONE GROANS]
Mason Yale: I’m going to the bathroom.
“Blake Slattery”: I’m going behind stage *Whispers to Petey* WATCH THIS!
[CUTS TO A CLOCK SPEEDING UP, EVERYONE WAITING EAGERLY FOR THE HALF TIME SHOW, MASON YALE APPEARS ON STAGE]
Mason Yale: *Slightly slurred speech* Hello everybody, I am here to present you a special halftime show that was paid for by one of our candidates, Peterson The Cat! Let’s hope these robots don’t disappoint.
[A PIECE OF MASON’S SKIN FALLS OFF]
Mason Yale: *Slightly slurred speech* SO LET’S GET ON WITH THE SHOW!
[THE SHOWTUNE ROBOTS APPEAR ON STAGE]
Show Tune Robots: DO WA SHO WA, SHOUP A GROUP A NOUP SLOUP A ROOP!
Show Tune Robot 1: We are on stage, we have made it boys!
Show Tune Robots 2,3,4: We have made it!
Show Tune Robot 1: And besides we get to announce who WON!
Show Tune Robots: IS IT MASON, DOGMAN OR PETEY, OR THE MAYOR, IF YOU ARE LOONEY. WE WILL ANNOUNCE SOON AFTER THIS TREAT, BLAKE SLATTERY IS A NEAT FELLOW. LOOK AT HIS SURPISE!
[THE SHOW TUNE ROBOTS TAP DANCE]
Show Tune Robots: HE IS-*A stage hook yanks them off*
[THE CURTAINS THEN OPEN, REVEALING BLANK SLATE, HOLDING MASON YALE’S BODY LIKE A PUPPET]
“Blake Slattery”: HELLO EVERYONE!
[CRICKETS ARE HEARD]
“Blake Slattery”: You may be wondering, why am I using Mason Yale’s body as a puppet? Well you are about to find out!
“Mason Yale”: You can make a good impression of me.
“Blake Slattery”: Of course I can, but I have one more thing to say!
“Mason Yale”: What?
“Blake Slattery”: YOU ARE NOT THE HEAD MASTER! *GRABS MASON YALE’S HEAD BY THE EYES*
[THE AUDIENCE IS CONFUSED, UNTIL BLANK SLATE RIPS THE HEAD OF MASON YALE OFF WITH BRUTE STRENGTH, RED LIQUID SPILLING ALL OVER THE PLACE]
Audience: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
“Blake Slattery”: TAKE THIS! *Throws Mason’s head into the audience, liquid splashing onto everybody*.
“Mason Yale”: Hey, what do you call a guy with no head on Halloween?
“Blake Slattery”: What?
“Mason Yale”: A HEADLESS HORSEMAN! *Blank Slate sets Mason’s body on fire, kicking it into the audience*
[BLANK SLATE PULLS OUT A CANE AND TOP HAT, DOES A QUICK DANCE AND THEN POSES FOR A STANDING OVATION]
Mason Yale: *Opens door* What the heck happened? *Notices the Mason Yale puppet’s head role towards his him* NOOOOOO! You destroyed the puppet Captain Rexx gave me! He is going to be so mad!
“Blake Slattery”: How was I supposed to know it was your’s?
Mason Yale: IT WAS IN MY HOUSE!
“Blake Slattery”: Oh…
[CUTS TO DOGMAN AND VICTOR LAUGHING]
Dogman: ROOF ROOF HOWL!
Victor: Haha! That was funny right Knight.
[DOGMAN LOOKS SHOCKED, ROTATES HEAD AT VICTOR]
Victor: Uh…YOU HEARD NOTHING FROM ME!
SpeakerBox *On stage*: GATHER AROUND CAUSE WE ARE ANNOUNCING THE WINNER!
[A DRUM ROLL CAN BE HEARD]
SpeakerBox: AND THE WINNER IS…
Mayor: Please be me, Please be me!
Petey: It’s gotta be me!
Mason Yale: I will actually be mad if I’m not Mayor!
[DOGMAN CLENCHES TEETH]
SpeakerBox: THE WINNER IS-
Announcer: YOU CAN VOTE FOR WHO YOU WANT TO WIN ON THIS LEGIT WEBSITE “WWW.SCUMCO.COM”
Victor: No, it’s just a way for them to steal your data.
SpeakerBox: FOR THE THIRD TIME BECAUSE I KEEP GETTING INTERUPPTED! THE WINNER IS…
[SPEAKERBOX OPENS ENVELOPE]
SpeakerBox: PETERSON THE CAT!
Petey: OH MY GOSH! I WON!
[PETEY RUNS ON STAGE TO THE MICROPHONE]
Petey: Thank you all for letting me be Mayor! I WOULD LIKE TO THANK MY MOM, BLAKE SLATTERY, AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO MADE THIS POSSIBLE!
Mason Yale: THAT BOZO WON?!
Captain Rexx: Just say the show is rigged and we will forget about this by tomorrow.
[CUTS TO CREDITS]
[START OF POST CREDIT SCENE]
[VICTOR RETURNS HOME FROM THE WINNER ANNOUNCEMENT]
Victor: WOW! That was insane!
[VICTOR WALKS UPSTAIRS INTO HIS BEDROOM, TO HIS CLOSET WHERE HE FINDS A BOX, HE OPENS IT TO REVEAL A PICTURE OF HIM AND OFFICER KNIGHT RUNNING FOR MAYOR BACK IN THE DAY]
Victor: *Solemnly* Good times…
[END OF EPISODE]