Plot by Mario and Dog Man Fan
[EPISODE BEGINS WITH CHIEF AND DOGMAN IN THE POLICE STATION, CLOCK TICKING. THE EYES OF DOGMAN AND CHIEF ARE BLOODSHOT RED]
Dogman: Bark?
Chief: Uhh, yeah. Yesterday was insane. I couldn’t sleep all night.
Dogman: Bark?
Chief: I WASN’T CRYING! Just had leaky eyes!
Dogman: *Schoffs*
Chief: So what do you want to do?
Dogman: Hmm…
[A RANDOM MAN IN VAUDEVILLE STYLED CLOTHES ENTERS THE POLICE STATION]
Vaudevillian Man: HI I AM LYLE, WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO HORSEBACKING WITH YOUR GROSS DOG-HUMAN HYBRID, YES! WELL HAPPY TO HAVE YOU GO HORSEBACKING!
[THE MAN JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW]
Chief: So… Want to go Horsebacking?
Dogman: BARK BARK!
Chief: Good! But who do we put in charge?
[CHIEF POINTS HIS HAT AT RANDOM COPS IN THE ROOM]
Maude: ME!
[CHIEF SLOWLY MOVES THE HAT AWAY FROM MAUDE]
Maude: What?
Chief: Remember what you did yesterday?
Maude: Oh yeah? So who is the Chief?
Chief: Milly of course!
Maude: Who the [BLEEP] is Milly?
Chief: The second greatest cop in this building!
Milly: SIR YES SIR!
Chief: You are the Chief for the day while Dogman and I go Horsebacking!
Milly: Any rules I must abide by?
Chief: Here is a hand book of all the rules.
Milly: Already read it!
Chief: How?
Milly: I JUST DID!
Chief: Alright Dogman, let’s go!
[CUTS TO GIANT STONE LETTERS FORMING THE WORD “HORSEBACKING” ARE NEXT TO THE RANCH]
Dogman: Bark! Bark!
Chief: Okay, let’s go-
[A MAN IN RED AND PURPLE WITH A LONG BEAR HOPS OUT OF A PIPE WARP]
Andretti: Hello! It’s-a-me, a-Adretti! WAHOO!
Chief: Oh you mean-
Andretti: *In a boston accent* No, I am a completely original character made for this adventure, not an obvious parody of the character you are thinking of. Yes I am faking the accent for dramatic effect, big whoop wanna fight about it!
Chief: We just want to go horsebacking.
Andretti: Alright! I will-a take you horsebacking for the low-a price of a-seven golden coins.
Chief: I don’t have any golden-
[DOGMAN DUMPS OUT A WHOLE BUCKET OF GOLDEN COINS TO PAY FOR THE HORSEBACKING EXPERIENCE]
Andretti: Well-a thank you! Let’s-a-get going!
Chief: Wow, you really are-
[IMMEDIATELY CUTS TO CHIEF, DOGMAN, AND ANDRETTI HORSEBACKING]
Dogman: *Howls*
Chief: THIS IS PRETTY FUN!
Dogman: Ruff?
Andretti: Oh, I’m-a only here because Moshi Island was locked by the government because of some SICK MANIAC! Is hurting all of the Moshi’s.
Chief: Are you the abuser?
Andretti: No commento.
[CUTS TO BLANK SLATE IN PETEY’S LAB, WITH HIM PLAYING A PIANO]
Show Tune Robot 1: Where did Robinson Crusoe go with Friday on Saturday night!
Show Tune Robot 2: Every Saturday night, they start in to roam!
Show Tune Robot 3: And on Sunday morning, they’d come staggering home!
Show Tune Robot 3: They went hunting for rabbits, when the weather grew colder!
[BLANK SLATE SLAMS HIS HEAD AGAINST THE PIANO]
Blank Slate: UGH!!! WHEN IS THAT ORANGE BLOB GOING TO RETURN!
Show Tune Robots: MAYBE HE DIED!
Blank Slate: Shut up! He didn’t!
Show Tune Robot 4: How the [BLEEP] do you even know he isn’t dead? You haven’t even checked up on him.
Blank Slate: *Opens portal and teleports the Show Tune Robots to the Knightmare dimension* Well, if Petey can’t bother to even help my plan. I will just kill the root of the issue: GREGORY KNIGHT! But where is he? Guess I could try going somewhere random in hopes of finding Dogman.
[BLANK SLATE TELAPORTS SOMEWHERE RANDOM]
Blank Slate: Okay, I’m in a random forREST!
[BLANK SLATE ALMOST GETS RAN OVER BY VARIOUS HORSES]
Blank Slate: WILL YOU NOT TRY TO KILL ME-Wait, that one guy looks familiar.
[BLANK SLATE NOTICES IT IS DOGMAN]
Blank Slate: Oh, it’s Dogman…let me just! *Teleports to a random part of the Forrest*
[CUTS TO DOGMAN, CHIEF, AND ANDRETTI EATING FOOD]
Dogman: Bark!
Andretti: It’s a Moshi Sandwich!
[CHIEF LOOKS AT ANDRETTI WEIRDLY, BLANK SLATE IS IN A BUSH, SHOOTING A BOLT OF PSYCHOKINETIC ENERGY AND TURNING THE HORSES INTO ZEBRAS, CAUSING THE ZEBRAS TO PANIC]
Chief: OH CRAP! WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON!
Andretti: I have to a go. *Enters a Pipe-Warp and leaves*
Dogman: BARK!
Chief: Okay! You try to tackle the Zebras while I try to direct them to The Ranch.
Dogman: Woof! *Dogman tries to jump on the back of a Zebra, but the Zebra kicks Dogman into a tree before running away*
[THE ZEBRAS RUN AWAY AND GO TO A TOXIC WASTE CENTER]
Bister Murns: I am sorry Somer, but you have been fired for your unacceptable work ethics!
Somer Himpson: B’OH!
[THE ZEBRAS CRASH THROUGH THE WALL, CAUSING THEM TO RUN OVER BISTER AND KNOCK SOMER INTO A NUCLEAR TANK, CAUSING IT TO CRACK AND LEAK NUCLEAR WASTE, CAUSING THE ZEBRA’S TO GAIN POWERS]
Invisibility Zebra: D-D-Dude, we have like Superpowers *Turns invisible*
Speed Zebra: That’s right Broski! Let’s become superheroes! We can save the wo-*Both get mind controlled by the other Zebra*
Mind-Control Zebra: Well why not get revenge on HUMANS FOR CONSTANTLY USING US FOR THEIR AMUSEMENT!
Speed and Invisibility Zebra: YES SIR BROSKI!
[CUTS TO BLANK SLATE ON TOP OF A TREE]
Blank Slate: Oh…That just happened. Guess I can go find Dogman, Petey must have tech in order to find him.
[BLANK SLATE TELAPORTS TO PETEY’S LAB, A NEWS VAN IS NEAR BY]
Chloe: CHARLES LOOK!
Charles: Well I’ll be damned. It’s THE Blank Slate! We must tell Sarah and Victor about it.
[CUTS TO THE PHONE RINGING IN THE NEWS STATION]
Sarah Hatoff: Okhay Ville News Station, Sarah speaking!
Chloe: We found the Blank Slate, REPORT ON IT!
Sarah Hatoff: Sorry, but I have to report on the evil Zebra-
Victor: HEY SARAH HATOFF! WHAT ARE YOU REPORTING ON?
Sarah Hatoff: Evil Zebras! You get the book club meeting!
Victor: OH OKAY! *Snaps neck and dies*
Sarah Hatoff: Hold on a second, isn’t Victor obsessed with Blank Slate?
Victor: *Snaps neck back into place* NO I AM NOT!
Sarah Hatoff: Explain the giant Blank Slate Mural in the bathroom.
Victor: Okay, maybe I’m obsessed but where is he! I NEED TO REPORT!
Sarah Hatoff: He is at Petey’s, Chloe and Charles will send you directions.
Victor: QUICK! TO THE VICTOR MOBILE!
[A BATMAN STYLED VICTOR TRANSITION FLASHES ON SCREEN, CUTS TO DOGMAN AND CHIEF IN THE FOREST LOOKING FOR THE ZEBRAS]
Dogman: BARK BARK BARK!
Chief: No, don't bark, it will just scare them more. But then again, it’s been thirty minutes, we could get the help of A.R.F.G.U.S though.
Dogman: Bark?
Chief: Okay the Mayor sucks, Rexx is stupid, but Mason Yale is cool. Let’s see if he is available.
[THE TWO GO TO MT A.R.F.G.U.S]
Dogman: Grr BARK BARK!
Mayor: *Opens door* Is it the tax payers-Oh, it’s you two.
Chief: Can you tell Mason Yale to help us, we are looking for three Zebras.
Mayor: Mason Godfrey Yale is sick, he came down with the A.R.F.G.U.S fever.
Dogman: Bark?
Mayor: No, he is just overworked.
Chief: Okay, thanks for the help.
Mayor: Wait a minute? Why don’t you just use my other resources? We have like twenty other agents!
Chief: Well, how do I put this lightly?
Mayor: You think A.R.F.G.U.S is a bad idea and everyone there is not qualified for their jobs?
Chief: No.
Mayor: GREAT! CAPTAIN REXX WILL JOIN YOU!
Captain Rexx: Hello, I can FINALLY DO SOMETHING!
[CUTS TO THEM OUTSIDE, LOOKING AT THE DESTRUCTION OF OKHAY VILLE]
Dogman: Bark Bark!
Captain Rexx: THE CITY IS LITERALLY NORMAL! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!
Chief: Oh no, good point. This city is always on fire or buildings crumbling.
[MONTAGE OF THE ZEBRAS CAUSING CHAOS, SPEED ZEBRA RUNS THROUGH BUILDINGS DESTROYING THEM, INVISIBLE ZEBRA HAUNTS ROTTEN STORES, AND THE MIND CONTROL ZEBRA MIND CONTROL VARIOUS DIFFERENT PEOPLE, CREATING AN ARMY, CUTS BACK TO VICTOR]
Victor: Ugh! Where the heck is Petey’s Secret Lab! I can’t find it anywhere with these directions *Hand says “Chloe = Softy, Charles = Cool*.
[VICTOR SEES A MIND CONTROLLED PERSON]
Victor: Excuse me kind sir, can you give me directions on how to find Petey’s Secret Lab?
Mind Controlled Citizen: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Victor: Well that’s rude! And kind of scary.
[VICTOR LOOKS AROUND, RUNS AND THEN SLAMS FACE FIRST INTO THE WALL OF PETEY’S SECRET LAB, INCAPACITATING HIM]
Victor: Uhh, that was not good…*Slaps himself awake* NO VICTOR “GLITTER VIC” STANLEY QUARTZ! YOU ARE GOING TO FIGHT THAT BLANK BOI!
[VICTOR WALKS UP THE STAIRS OF PETEY’S SECRET LAB, ALL THE WAY UP THE STAIRS, SEEING BLANK SLATE READING CATCH 22 IN A LEATHER COAT WHILE HOLDING A WINE GLASS AND LISTENING TO OPERA]
Blank Slate: Oh hello there, you are the fabled “Glitter Vic” I’ve heard of *Blank Slate laughs*.
Victor: THAT WAS A ONE TIME FLING! Anywho, you have Blanked your last Slate!
[CUTS TO THE MIND CONTROLLED ARMY STORMING OKHAY VILLE]
Mind-Control Zebra: Everyone gathers at Town Square.
[THEY ALL GATHER AROUND]
Mind-Control Zebra: Me and my brethren have decided to use you guys so that we (And by we I mean me) can take over the world. FOR ALL THE TORTURE WE HAVE ENDURED!
Mind Controlled Boy: So what do we do?
Mind-Control Zebra: Just find random people who are unaffected by the mind control virus, you can tell as they won’t have a purple mist and green eyes.
Mind Controlled Audience: OKHAY!
Mind Controlled Guy: VILLE!
Mind Controlled Citizen: SHUT UP!
[CUTS TO THE NEWS STATION]
Sarah Hatoff: This is Sarah Hatoff reporting live inside our News Station, because there is a very contagious mind control outbreak caused by the three criminal Zebras. We have two survivors here, right Chloe and Charles!
[THEY ARE OUTSIDE]
Sarah Hatoff: Chloe and Charles???...
Roscoe: So I don’t exist?
Sarah Hatoff: No I never said that.
Roscoe: I’m sorry *Opens door, causing both to get mobbed by the army*
[CAPTAIN REXX FLIES DOGMAN AND CHIEF TO THE TOP OF A BUILDING]
Captain Rexx: Welp, we are the only three people to be unaffected by the MCZ.
Dogman: Ro?
Captain Rexx: *Sigh* Mind-Control Zebra?
Dogman: BARK!
Captain Rexx: Well if we stay up here, we will not get affected by the Mind-Control Zebra.
Chief: Why?
Captain Rexx: He is hyperfixated on his zombies attacking us, not him. Also we will have to stay here for a while.
Chief: How long.
Captain Rexx: I don’t know!
Chief: We are going to starve to death if we don’t have food.
Captain Rexx: Okay, if that happens. Let’s eat Chief first because Dogman probably has some life threatening diseases within him.
Dogman: Ruff?
Captain Rexx: Fine, I will go get food
[CAPTAIN REXX FLIES TO MT. A.R.F.G.U.S, BUT GETS TACKLED DOWN BY MIND CONTROLLED CIVILIANS WHO WERE ON A ROOF, CAPTAIN REXX LETTING OUT A BLOOD CURTLING SCREAM]
Dogman: *Gets attacked as well, but bites them off* Ruff.
Chief: Okay… Let’s go to the Police Station. That’s probably safe.
[CUTS TO MILLY FIGHTING A MIND CONTROLLED MAUDE]
Milly: This wasn’t in the handbook.
Maude: No Shutitty Milly!
Milly: Well, here are some rules to catch up ON!
[MILLY WACKS MAUDE WITH THE HANDBOOK BEFORE KICKING HER OUT OF THE WINDOW]
Chief: MILLY! MILLY! THANK GOSH YOUR STILL SAFE!
Milly: I know! These guys are insane.
Chief: We need to find a way to stop this Mind Control Epidemic!
Milly: But how!
[THEY THINK FOR A BIT]
Dogman: RUFF!
Chief: What is it?
Dogman: BARK BARK! Grr, Ruff!
Milly: What?
Chief: We wear the suits of the T-Rex Corps Suits and attack the Zebras!
Dogman: BARK!
Milly: But didn’t all the T-Rex Corps get taken down despite their suits.
Chief: Oh… Well we can always make Dogman vomit again, like he did with the Hypno Gas incident.
Milly: You sure, the Zebras can just continue to mind control them again, unlike the Zebras, the gas was temporary.
Chief: Well I don’t know! We just shoot them.
Milly: We aren’t Victor.
Dogman: Bark?
Chief: Dogman’s right? WHERE THE HECK IS VICTOR DURING ALL OF THIS!
[CUTS TO VICTOR AND BLANK SLATE SITTING IN CHAIRS]
Blank Slate: So I was created because of all those Physcokinetic things that have happened lately. I think this world is too chaotic. So I sent Petey to go and kill an innocent family just so I can merge two realities together.
Victor: WHAT?
Blank Slate: I mean look at you for example! You are shooting, chopping, mutilating, and killing people left and right. You are a more chaotic guy than Dogman himself.
Victor: Okay, now I LOATH you!
Blank Slate: Wait what?
[VICTOR STARTS TO AGGRESSIVELY PUNCH VICTOR]
Victor: THIS IS FOR THE WILD GOOSE CHASE! THIS IS FOR CALLING ME INSANE! THIS IS FOR MAKING PETEY KILL A FAMILY! THIS IS FOR EXPOSING MY PAST AS “GLITTER VIC” (SORRY ALICE) AND THIS IS FOR-
[BLANK SLATE STARTS TO THEN PUNCH VICTOR BACK]
Blank Slate: I WASN’T TRYING TO MAKE YOU MAD, YOU LITERALLY ARE A HOMICIDAL MANIAC, IT’S THE ONLY WAY TO DEFEND THE CITY, AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT GLITTER VIC MEANS!
[THE TWO THEN FIGHT OUTSIDE, PUNCHING A MIND CONTROLLED MAUDE IN THE FACE]
Maude: *Gets punched* Uhh, what happened-HOLY MACARONI WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON!
[A MOB OF MIND CONTROLLED CITIZENS CHASE MAUDE, THE FIGHT CONTINUES]
Blank Slate: TAKE THIS!
[BLANK SLATE SHOOTS MULTIPLE PHYSCOKINETIC BOLTS AT VICTOR, FLINGING HIM TOWARDS A BUILDING THAT CRUSHES HIM]
Blank Slate: Good.
Victor: *Coughing and emerging from the building* I HAVE PEAK HUMAN CONDITION, YOU DING DONG BI-
[BLANK SLATE TACKLES VICTOR TO THE GROUND, BLANK SLATE ALSO OPENS A PORTAL JUST AS VICTOR HITS THE FLOOR, SENDING THEM INTO A CONSTRUCTION SITE]
Victor: Hey, look at this!
Blank Slate: What-*Gets hit in the head by a large metal beam*
Victor: *Spits on him* Good…
[BLANK SLATE LEVITATES UP, AND CHANGES A STEAM ROLLER INTO A MONSTER THAT DESTROYS THE BUILDING]
Victor: NOT AGAIN!
Blank Slate: That’s what happens when you steal MY line.
[VICTOR EMERGES AND PULLS OUT A SHOVEL, SMACKING BLANK SLATE AGAINST THE FOREHEAD. HE THEN STARTS TO PUNCH HIM MORE AND MORE, BLANK SLATE BLEEDING OUT PHYSCOKINETIC BLOOD, BEFORE HE LICKS HIS OWN BLOOD]
Victor: That’s nasty bro!
Blank Slate: THIS PUNCH WILL BE NASTY! *Punches Victor through five buildings, Victor crashing into a boat that is slowly sinking*.
Victor: Ugh! I am so tired of YOU! *Pulls the captains wheel out and throws it at Blank Slate* UGH!
Blank Slate: AH! *Punches Victor into another building, landing on the top level*
[VICTOR COUGHS UP RED LIQUID]
Victor: Oh my *Tastes it* that is definitely the Cranberry sauce from earlier!
[BLANK SLATE TELAPORTS AGAIN, PUNCHING HIM DOWN FOUR LEVELS, VICTOR FINDING BLANK SLATE AGAIN, DROP KICKING HIM ACROSS THE ROOM AND SLAMMING HIS HEAD AGAINST A BULLETIN BOARD]
Blank Slate: AH! THAT’S IT!
[SLAMS VICTORS HEAD AGAINST A PROJECTOR, CAUSING VICTOR TO LOSE HIS SIGHT TEMPORARILY]
Victor: TAKE THIS! *Tries to punch Victor, but fails to
Blank Slate: Checkma-*A bunch of office workers gain up on Blank Slate, beating him up and giving Victor enough time to regain sight*
Victor: Now, to finish YOU!
[VICTOR THEN UPPERCUTS BLANK SLATE HARD ENOUGH HE BECOMES UNCONCINOUS, RUNNING UP TO THE HELIPAD]
Victor: Finally, I can leave this place.
Blank Slate: NOT SO FAST!
[THE TWO HOP IN THE HELICOPTER, BEFORE IT LIFTS OFF THE GROUND, THE TWO CONTINUE TO FIGHT UNTIL VICTOR FALLS OFF AND HANGS OFF THE SIDE OF THE HELICOPTER]
Victor: PLEASE! SHOW ME MERCY!
Blank Slate: Goodbye Glitter Vic.
[STEPS ON VICTORS HAND, CAUSING HIM TO FALL]
Victor: I DON’T GO BY THAT!
[VICTOR FALLS TO THE GROUND, VOMITING CRANBERRY SAUCE AS SOON AS HE HITS THE GROUND]
Blank Slate: Good-Oh wait, I can just teleport back to Okhay Ville *Teleports back to Okhay Ville*
[CUTS TO MAUDE RUNNING TOWARDS THE POLICE STATION WHILE THE ARMY OF MIND CONTROLLED CITIZENS CHASE HER]
Maude: *Banging at the door* OPEN THE DOOR!
[CHIEF HEAR THE BANGING, IMMEDIATELY RUNNING TOWARDS TO DOOR, NOTICING MAUDE FIGHTING THE MAUDE]
Maude: GET AWAY FROM ME!
[PUNCHES A CITIZEN IN THE FACE]
Mind Controlled Citizen: Oh, that didn’t feel good. (Becomes incapacitated)
Chief: Bingo.
[CUTS TO CHIEF LETTING MAUDE IN]
Chief: Okay, you noticed what Maude did to the Mind Controlled Citizen?
Dogman: Bark?
Milly: She punched a man in the face, he snapped out immediately.
Dogman: Ro?
Chief: So we will punch almost all of them, and then we punch the Invisibility and Speed Zebras.
Maude: They are mind controlled.
Chief: It’s obvious, look at what they look like. THEY ARE MIND CONTROLLED!
Milly: Anywho, this will distract the Mind Controlled one. We will use this Scum Co Obey Spray to mind control the Mind Control Zebra and BOOM! Save the day!
Maude: Okay is Dogman involved a lot?
Milly: Why yes-
Maude: I am DONE WITH THIS! I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE COOL IF IT WAS US THREE! If you want me then get rid of DogMAN!
[GETS BEATEN BY MIND CONTROLLED CITIZENS]
Chief: Dock her pay and Milly, go punch them all!
Milly: Roger that!
Dogman: BARK BARK!
[THE TWO RUN OUT OF THE POLICE STATION TO THE BACK ENTRANCE, THE INVISIBILITY ZEBRA SPYING ON THEM AND RUNNING TO THE MIND-CONTROL ZEBRA]
Invisibility Zebra: Like dude! We need to stop the Cops we haven’t mind controlled or what not.
Mind-Controlled Zebra: Then I will make them chase the cops!
[THE MIND CONTROLLED MOB STARTS TO CHASE DOGMAN AND CHIEF, CORNERING]
Dogman: BARK BARK! Grr!
Chief: I guess we can punch Maude or Rexx in the face!
[THEY TRY BUT ARE PINNED AGAINST THE WALL BY THE SPEED ZEBRA]
Chief: Well, I guess this is the end-
[MILLY APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE AND PUNCHES CAPTAIN REXX AND MAUDE]
Captain Rexx: What just happened?
Dogman: BARK BARK RUFF!
Captain Rexx: So I just punch people in the face?
Chief: I would NORMALLY say no, but you actually got to.
[CAPTAIN REXX USES HIS ABILITIES TO PUNCH EVERYONE OUT OF THE MIND CONTROL]
Dogman: WOOF!
Captain Rexx: Another day, another victory for the Rexx! Taking down the Zebras!
Mind-Control Zebra: This is just annoying *Mind controls everyone*.
Blank Slate: YOUR TRICKS CAN’T AFFECT ME!
Mind-Control Zebra: I am more powerful than you Canvas looking ahh.
Blank Slate: Maybe I should have stopped them earlier *Snaps fingers, causing the oxygen to become toxic for the Zebras*
[THE ZEBRAS START TO CHOKE AND THEN DIE]
Blank Slate: Alright, now I can finish Catch 22-
Victor: *in wheelchair with rockets* NOT SO FAST!
[VICTOR SHOOTS MISSILES AT BLANK SLATE, BEFORE HE TELAPORTS AWAY]
Victor: OH COME ON! I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO KILL THAT GUY FOR THE PAST WHO KNOWS HOW LONG!
Dogman: Bark bark!
Victor: What happened to you guys?
Sarah Hatoff: A lot.
[CUTS TO BLACK, WITH A TITLE CARD SAYING “EPILOGUE”, PETEY IS IN THE KNIGHTMARE DIMENSION HOLDING A SNIPER AND AIMING AT A RANDOM HOUSE]
Petey: Ugh, this is going to take twenty years to find in this large city.
Show Tune Robots: We can help sing a show tune to pass the time?
Petey: Fine fine, but once I enter the house. STOP!
Show Tune Robots: DO WA SHO WA SHOUP A KNOP A GROP DROUP A BLOUP.
Show Tune Robot 1: Petey is searching around in this apocalypse!
Show Tune Robots 2,3, and 4: He is searching around!
Show Tune Robot 1: He is doing so in order to KILL GRID!
Show Tune Robots 1, 2, 3 and 4: He goes here, there and over there in order to just kill a man. He is way too dedicated to his job, oh wait Petey is looking at this house. HE IS GONE KILL THEM-
[PETEY ENTERS A FUTURISTIC HOUSE AND HIGH HOUSE]
Petey: It’s time-
[THE SHOW TUNE ROBOTS START TAP DANCING]
Show Tune Robots: HE DOESN’T WANT A LOT FOR CHRISTMAS, THERE IS JUST ONE THING HE NEEDS!
[PETEY SHOOTS THE HEADS OFF EACH ROBOT]
Petey: I just want to kill this family, that's all.
Grid’s Kid 1: DAD! WHO IS THIS ORANGE CAT!
Grid: Oh it’s you Petey-Wait a minute, you're that one greedy Petey who stole the Orb?
Petey: Yes I did, and it got destroyed-
Grid: I have it on display as it was simply teleported back.
Petey: Oh…Well anywho you, your wife and kids MUST DIE!
[GRID GRABS PETEY BY THE NECK]
Grid: I will rip off your legs before you even THINK about laying a finger on my kids!
Petey: No you're not, prove it!
[GRID RIPS THE LEGS OFF OF PETEY]
Petey: OH MY GOD HELP ME! SOMEONE HELP!
Grid: Haha!
[CUTS TO OUTSIDE THE HOUSE WHERE SIX GUN SHOTS ARE HEARD, BACK TO BLANK SLATE]
Blank Slate: Hmm, maybe I can read War and Peace next-
[GETS TEXT FROM PETEY TO OPEN PORTAL]
Petey: BLANK SLATE! BLANK SLATE! There’s so much carnage out there… I-I can’t take it anymore! I haven’t been able to walk because…Because I don’t even have legs! HELP ME! *Passess out*
[BLANK SLATE SNAPS HIS FINGERS, GIVING PETEY A NEW PAIR OF LEGS]
Blank Slate: Did you at least kill the family?
Petey: Yes I did, YA HAPPY?
Blank Slate: Excellent!
Petey: You could say I “Saved the Future”.
[THE TWO START LAUGHING, BEFORE PETEY STARTS TO THINK OF SOMETHING]
Petey: WAIT I HAVE AN IDEA!
[CUTS TO BLACK]
[START OF POST CREDIT SCENE]
[STARTS OFF WITH A SHOT OF MOSHI ISLAND WITH A BUNCH OF MOSHI’S, WHEN A PIPE WARP POPS UP]
Andretti: AH HA! I FINALLY-A FOUND YOU ALL! I CAN CONTINUE MESSING-A YOU UP! HAHAHA!
[THE MOSHI’S RUN AWAY, PANICKING, WHILE ANDRETTI CHASES THEM]
Andretti: *In Boston Accent* Oh and yes Chief was right about me being abusive to the Moshi’s but I denied it. Big whoop wanna fight about it?
[END OF EPISODE]