[EPISODE BEGINS WITH DOGMAN PLAYING WITH THE COPS AT THE BARK]
Cop 1: GO GET THE BALL!
Dogman: BARK BARK!
[DOGMAN CHASES THE BALL BEFORE IT ROLLS OVER TO MAUDE]
Maude: Oh you want the little ball?
Dogman: RUFF RUFF!!!
Maude: TOO BAD!
[MAUDE THROWS THE BALL AT A GRAVE STONE NEAR BY, DOGMAN RUSHES TOWARDS IT, NOTICING A FAMILIAR NAME, BEFORE CHIEF DRAGS HIM BY THE NECK]
Chief: NO! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO VISIT THE GRAVESTONE OF MY-
[DOGMAN BITES HIS FOOT]
Chief: AH!!!!
[DOGMAN RUNS AWAY, MUCH TO CHIEF’S CONFUSION]
Chief: Uh, Maude?
Maude: What is it?
Chief: We need to talk?
[THEY SIT NEAR A PARK BENCH]
Maude: Have you realized that I am a better cop than that stupid dog?
Chief: No, but I wonder why he is constantly running away from me since the time I snapped.
Maude: You were under the influence of those Psychokinetic fumes or whatever, plus he lowkey deserved it.
Chief: NO! I just want to prove that I am a good father figure as he hasn’t had that much discipline since Knight died!
Maude: Maybe if you prove you are such a badass by taking down a threat he can’t or something similar, he will cower to you in fear!
Chief: Oh no, you do make a decently valid point, now the problem is when will that event happen-
[CUTS TO SARAH HATOFF AND VICTOR REPORTING OUTSIDE A MANSION]
Victor: BREAKING NEWS: GUY WHO IS “NOT ALL THE WAY THERE” “HALFWAY DONE” “INCORRECTLY WIRED”.
Sarah Hatoff: He means Mentally Unwell.
Victor: HAS BROKEN INTO THIS OLD MANSION AND HAS A BOMB THAT (IF NO ONE COMPLETES HIS CHALLENGE WITHIN TWENTY FOUR HOURS), THE WHOLE CITY WILL BE DESTROYED!
Sarah Hatoff: That’s why we brought Mason “Imapoopyhead” Yale to break into the house!
Mason Yale: Excuse me? My middle name isn’t “Imapoopyhead”. Anywho, I know how to break in! THIS BATTERING RAM!
Sarah Hatoff: There you have it!
[CUTS BACK TO MAUDE AND CHIEF]
Maude: See, there it is.
Chief: Alright, I will tell Dogman about it!
[CUTS TO PETEY IN HIS LAB]
Petey: Alright, Spring Cleaning time! Even though it’s not even close to Spring, eh still need to clean the basement!
[PETEY WALKS DOWNSTAIRS, SEEING ALL THE FAILED INVENTIONS]
Petey: Yeesh, I have a lot of failed inventions down here.
Metaligo: You are calling me a failure?
Petey: No? Not as a person that is.
Metaligo: So I sucked?
Petey: I mean given that your whole body is gone, yeah you kind of sucked.
Metaligo: No I didn’t?
[PETEY PUTS METALIGO IN A TRASH BAG]
Petey: Okay what other useless items do I have here?
[CUTS BACK TO DOGMAN AND CHIEF]
Chief: Come on, COME ON! We got to stop this terrorist.
Sarah Hatoff: Mentally unwell man.
Chief: From destroying the city!
Dogman: Ro?
Chief: *Sigh* Let's just enter the house.
[THEY CLIMB THROUGH THE WINDOW AND ENTER THE FIRST LEVEL]
Dogman: BARK BARK BARK! *While barking at a monitor*
[THE MONITOR TURNS ON]
???: I have decided to make you guys play this game, you start in the lounge and have five minutes to beat the first level, otherwise I will blow your heads off.
[IMPLANTS A NANO BOMB THROUGH THE NECKS OF DOGMAN AND CHIEF]
Chief: Wait? ANY OTHER CATCH?
???: Oh yeah! Dogman becomes red, orange and yellow.
[DOGMAN’S SKIN TURNS THOSE THREE COLOURS]
Dogman: *Whimpers* BARK BARK!
Chief: What does that do?
???: Oh, they are fire, orange juice, and pee powers!
Chief: Eww.
???: I know, anywho see ya Chucklenuts!
[A DOOR OPENS, REVEALING A GIANT ROBOT]
Chief: DON’T WORRY DOGMAN, I WILL STOP HIM!
[CHIEF TRIES JUMPING ON TOP OF THE ROBOTS, BUT GETS FLUNG ACROSS THE ROOM, CUTS TO FOUR MINUTES LATER]
Chief: HAHA! I WILL GET YOU! *Gets flung across the room again*.
???: One minute warning.
Dogman: BARK! *Panics and uses his pee powers to pee on the robot, distracting it*
Chief: Good play, now shoot the orange juice to make him slip!
[DOGMAN SHOOTS ORANGE JUICE, CAUSING HIM TO SLIP]
Chief: Good job, now hop in that elevator! I will be able to take him on!
[DOGMAN TRIES TO PULL HIM AWAY BUT CHIEF TRIES TO PUNCH THE ROBOT]
Chief: TAKE THAT YOU STUPID CLANKER!
???: Ten, nine, eight!
[DOGMAN PULLS CHIEF AND THROWS HIM INTO THE ELEVATOR]
???: Seven, six, five.
[DOGMAN USES HIS FIRE POWERS TO BURN THE ROBOT]
???: Four, three, two!
[DOGMAN RUSHES INTO THE ELEVATOR IN TIME, GOING DOWNSTAIRS]
???: Dang it!
[CUTS TO PETEY, STILL DOING THROUGH HIS OLD INVENTIONS]
Petey: Oh hey look! I forgot about this: A stupid brick called a “Phone”, who would ever use that! Also this thing is called a “Laptop”, no one will need that for day to day work. What about this social media app called “Fandom”, pssh no one and I mean NO ONE will use it!
[PETEY KEEPS CLEANING OLD INVENTIONS UNTIL HE OPENS A DOOR, CAUSING HUNDREDS OF INVENTIONS TO FLOOD OUT]
Petey: COME ON! How many inventions do I have to throw out? Maybe my Show Tune Robots can tell me?
[PETEY SNAPS HIS FINGERS, SUMMONING THEM]
Show Tune Robots: DO WA SHO-SHO-SHO-SHO-SHO-SHO!
Petey: You guys are acting a bit weird.
Show Tune Robots: SHO-SHO-SHO-SHO!
Petey: You guys alright?
Show Tune Robots: SHO-SHO-SHO-SHO-*they stop*
Petey: Okay?
[THEY SUDDENLY START LEVIATE, WITH A VIOLIN CHIME COMING FROM THEM. EACH ONE SAYING “GNIMOC SI ETALS KNALB EHT”]
Petey: You guys alright?
[THEY SUDDENLY SURGE, CAUSING THEIR EYES TO TURN PURPLE]
[CONTROLLER OF REALITY]
[SHOW TUNE ROBOT 1: V had Trauma, he caused a lot of drama.]
[Which lead to him ending the chief, lead to him ending the chief, lead to him ending the dog’s father!]
[BLANK SLATE TELAPORTS IN]
[Blank Slate: From the poor, to the low]
[Blank Slate: To the middle, and then the upper]
[Blank Slate: To the rich, and the billionaires, my presence will always felt here and there]
[Show Tune Robots: You understand, that I’m not bland]
[Blank Slate: As I’m the Controller of Reality]
[Petey: What?]
[Blank Slate: Controller of Reality]
[Petey: Sorry?]
[Blank Slate: I’m the Controller of Reality, forever!]
[BLANK SLATE OPENS A PORTAL, TAKING PETEY TO A BLANK WHITE BACKDROP, WITH BLANK SLATE EATING MEAT]
[Blank Slate: Do you like how to eat, here is some fresh meat!]
[Show Tune Robot 1: Made from one of a kind human feet]
[Petey: Ew, get that away from me!]
[Blank Slate: Do you like how I stalk, do you like how I knock]
[Blank Slate: Do you like I turn your head into a basket of rocks]
[Petey: *Head turns into a basket of rocks* AH!]
[Blank Slate: I have this pretty cool Knife, it’s a wonderful life]
[Blank Slate: My wife loathes me for being creepy]
[Petey: yeah no sh-]
[Blank Slate: I use dead people to hit a gong]
[Show Tune Robot 1: I answered a question and Petey said-]
[Petey: WRONG!]
[Blank Slate: I saw you throw out those shrinkables stolen by Scammers]
[Show Tune Robots 2: Was observing Cat Jail]
[Show Tune Robot 3: Until you found those Sledgehammers]
[Blank Slate: I’ve seen you, I know you, your personalities a scam]
[Blank Slate: That makes me sad, since you don’t give a damn!]
[Blank Slate: You can’t run away, not even a pray]
[Show Tune Robot 4: As your real self will get out one day]
[Show Tune Robots: YOU DO KNOW THE TRUTH!]
[THE WHITE BACKDROP BECOMES A SPRILLING PIT OF BLACK AND WHITE, WHILE PETEY SCREAMS]
[Blank Slate: Have you ever heard a bit of chaos be unleashed]
[Blank Slate: There’s got to be some normal days at least!]
[Blank Slate: Always a shooting here, a stabbing here]
[Blank Slate: Never enough time to take a beer]
[Blank Slate: Sometimes I want the world to end as it’s chaos becomes hard to comprehend]
[Blank Slate: Even though I scream to myself “It’s just themselves”]
[Blank Slate: It never works out, so I start to SEARCH!]
[CUTS TO A RED AND WHITE BACKDROP, WITH THE SHOW TUNE ROBOTS TAKING OVER THE SONG]
[Show Tune Robots: Have you ever heard a bit of chaos be unleashed]
[Show Tune Robots: There’s got to be some normal days at least!]
[Show Tune Robots: Always a shooting here, a stabbing here]
[Show Tune Robots: Never enough time to take a beer]
[Show Tune Robots: Sometimes I want the world to end as it’s chaos becomes hard to comprehend]
[Show Tune Robots: Even though I scream to myself “It’s just themselves”]
[Show Tune Robots: It never works out, so I start to SEARCH!]
[THE BACKGROUND THEN FADES TO PETEY’S BASEMENT]
[Petey: Hello? Was this all a hallucination-]
[BLANK SLATE TELAPORTS BACK]
[Blank Slate: You understand, that I’m not bland]
[Blank Slate: As I’m the Controller of Reality]
[Petey: Yeah?]
[Blank Slate: Controller of Reality]
[Petey: So?]
[Blank Slate: The Controller of Reality forever!]
[Show Tune Robot 1: After my crimes, I stop with the lies]
[Show Tune Robot 1: I get sent to death row, that’s fine. I hope I have a good time!]
[Show Tune Robots: You do know the truth!]
[THE HEADS OF ALL OF THEM ARE BLOWN OFF INSTANTLY BY BLANK SLATE, WHO STARES AT PETEY FOR A BIT]
Petey: Uhh… What was that about?
Blank Slate: Oh yeah, we got A LOT! To talk about.
Petey: What? Your not gonna explain the song-
[CUTS TO DOGMAN AND CHIEF IN THE ELEVATOR]
Dogman: Bark?
Chief: Oh, you're wondering why I was so adamant about trying to save you?
Dogman: Yeah Yeah!
Chief: Oh I don’t know, you would probably have done something insane.
Dogman: Grrr.
Chief: I didn’t mean that! I just thought you wouldn’t be prepared.
[DOGMAN STARTS TO VICIOUSLY ATTACK CHIEF BEFORE THE ELEVATOR LANDS IN A MILK MAKING BASEMENT]
Chief: Oh look, we are in a basement full of-Oh No!
[DOGMAN TRIES DRINKING A JUG OF MILK]
Chief: *Slaps the milk out of Dogman’s hand* DON’T DRINK THAT!
Dogman: Grr, BARK BARK!
Chief: I-I-*gets interrupted by the mysterious man*
???: Seems like you guys bicker a lot, well here is your new paint job: Green, blue, and purple. Oh and you only get one use with each colour, use them wisely! The clock will start ticking—-NOW!
Chief: Crap! We need to find the next robot *hits Dogman*
Dogman: *Howls, as it mark the location of the robot*
Chief: Okay Dogman, I am so SO sorry for that.
[DOGMAN SCHOFS AS THEY LOOK FOR TWO MINUTES TO FIND THE MONSTER]
???: Three minutes remaining.
Chief: WE GET IT-*gets hit in the face by a rake* Come on-*notices the robot shoots out rakes* RUN!
[DOGMAN AND CHIEF RUN, DOGMAN ACTIVATES HIS BLUE ABILITY, ALLOWING HIM TO EASILY, BUT CHIEF GETS TRAMBLED BY THE RAKE-BOT]
Dogman: RUFF RUFF-*Trips, deactivating his powers but triggering the purple power, which throws a bunch of milk that hardens at the rake bot*
Chief: YEAH! YOU DID IT!
Dogman: Ruff!
[DOGMAN IS ABOUT TO TAKE A SIP OF MILK, BEFORE CHIEF SLAPS IT OUT OF DOGMAN’S HAND]
Chief: I told you, NOT TO DRINK IT!
Dogman: *Whimpers, while wondering why Chief hates milk*
???: Bravo, now let’s move onto the final one!
[THE TWO ENTER THE ELEVATOR BY FORCE, CUTS TO MASON YALE OUTSIDE, USING A BATTERING RAM TO ENTER THE ROOM]
Mason Yale: On the count of ten, we are going to batter the Ram into the door, got it T-Rex Corps?
T-Rex Corps: YES SIR!
Mason Yale: Okay! One, two ten!
[THE T-REX CORPS EXCESSIVELY BATTER THE RAM AGAINST THE DOOR OF THE HOUSE, BUT IT DOESN’T FALL DOWN, BUT INSTEAD HITS VICTOR]
Victor: Pssh, tis but a scratch!
Mason Yale: What? How are you alive after being battered?
Victor: Ever heard about training your body to PEAK HUMAN CONDITION!?
Mason Yale: What?
Sarah Hatoff: Yeah, he is not joking. He is literally indestructible.
Mason Yale: Okay *Pulls out a sword* Let's find out!
[MASON YALE CUTS OFF VICTOR’S ARM]
Victor: It’s just a flesh wound.
Mason Yale: Yeesh, even if he isn’t indestructible his pain tolerance is high.
Victor: Can you place my arm back in place though? No seriously.
Mason Yale: No thanks, I will just go back to Mt A.R.F.G.U.S.
Victor: Okay?
[CUTS TO DOGMAN AND CHIEF IN THE ELEVATOR]
Dogman: Bark?
Chief: I’m not overprotective? Milk will hurt you in the end, trust me… I know.
Dogman: Ro?
[THE ELEVATOR GOES FASTER AND FASTER, TIL IT HITS THE VERY BOTTOM OF THE WORLD]
Chief: Oh, we are at the bottom of the world itself.
Dogman: BARK BARK!
???: Oh, you want to know the colour? Well it’s white! THAT’S IT!
Dogman: Ruff?
???: Anyways, try to escape in FIVE MINUTES!
Chief: Okay, we just have to walk to the other side of the room with the exit door. MAKE A RUN FOR IT, DOGMAN!
Dogman: BARK BARK BA-*Nano bots get sucked into Dogman’s body*
Chief: AH! WHAT THE HECK!
[DOGMAN STARTS TO WALK UP TO CHIEF, SHOOTING TOXIC MILK OUT OF HIS PALMS]
Chief: Oh hey, it’s just milk.
[THE MILK BURNS THROUGH THE WALL]
Chief: NOPE! It’s ACID!
[CHIEF AND THE POSSESSED DOGMAN FIGHT AGAINST EACH OTHERS, CHIEF DODGING THE ACID MILK AND GETTING HIM IN A CHOKEHOLD WITH HIS LEGS]
Chief: Any last words!
Nanobots: H-H-HOW IS YOUR WIFE!
[CHIEF SQUEEZES THE NANOBOTS OUT OF DOGMAN’S BODY]
Dogman: *Coughing up* Ro.
Chief: Oh great, two minute warning.
???: That’s my line!
Dogman: Bark?
Chief: I know this might be the end, but I have one thing to tell you before we go.
[CUTS TO PETEY AND BLANK SLATE TOGETHER, IN PETEY’S INTERVIEW ROOM]
Petey: So you are the fabled Blank Slate? The one Victor goes mental over?
Blank Slate: YEP! And you seem to be the only logical person here!
Petey: What do you mean?
Blank Slate: Everyone here is berserk, it’s constant insanity! That’s why I have been stalking all of you, to find someone worthy of completing my goal.
Petey: You're powerful enough to complete it right now.
Blank Slate: If I did so immediately, I would be executed on the spot, A.R.F.G.U.S is cracked.
Petey: Oh no, that’s valid. But what is your ultimate goal?
Blank Slate: TO MERGE UNIVERSES TOGETHER!
Petey: I know the In Between exists, but that’s more of a different plane of existence.
Blank Slate: You see: The Multiverse is a popular term for a series of parallel dimensions existing side by side in a continuous-Let me guess, you just want to see the tree graph of the multiverse?
Petey: Yeah!
[BLANK SLATE USES HIS POWERS TO SHOW A PROJECTION OF A TREE, AS A METAPHOR WITH DIFFERENT MULTIVERSE BEING BRANCHES]
Petey: So which ones are you going to merge?
Blank Slate: Oh it’s simple, the “Knightmare” universe. Barkley Knight and Alice Knight never broke up, all because Barkley didn’t go KABOOM! But that also is the reason why Flippy was able to take over so…
Petey: Wait, isn’t that the future I was teleported to and stole the orb of?
Blank Slate: Yep!
Petey: I mean if you merge it, it’s a miracle.
Blank Slate: Exactly! That’s why I picked it. Dogman is non-existent (and all we have to do is kill him), no weird enemy threats, ETC! DON’T YOU KNOW HOW MANY POSITIVES THERE ARE IF I SAY ETC!
Petey: Yeah, any flaws?
Blank Slate: Well, we need universes to match identically (at least in terms of threats and living people). So you will have to kill one person.
Petey: And who is that?
Blank Slate: Oh I don’t know, Gridley “Grid” Knight! The son of Officer Barkly Knight!
Petey: The guy who handed me over to a sniper?
Blank Slate: Yeah that guy, after your crashout, he was declared king of Okhay Ville, got a wife, did the wham, bam, thank you mame, got on the floor and jam. That led to him having a few kids! That will be a problem as no one who is morally correct would kill an innocent family.
Petey: Hey, I already had the plan to override reality itself! We are a perfect duo, I get no Dogman and a world that obeys me, you get your perfect society or whatever.
Blank Slate: So you are willing to kill a family?
Petey: So what, I never had one, why the heck should I care about the other ones!
Blank Slate: OKAY GO ASSASSINATE THEM, NOW!
[OPENS A PORTAL AND PUSHES PETEY THROUGH IT]
Blank Slate: And now I play the waiting game.
[CUTS BACK TO CHIEF AND DOGMAN WITH THE TWO MINUTE TIMER]
Chief: I’m going to be honest, I was very rude during the king incident and even after the incident. I have been hiding something for the longest time from you, which may explain my hatred of milk.
Dogman: Ro?
Chief: You see! *Cuts to a flashback of Chief at work with his wife* One day at work, I was with my wife. It was “take your partner to work day”, but it should have been “take your single self to work day” as no one else brought their partner.
[CUTS TO OFFICER KNIGHT DRIVING HIS CAR]
Officer Knight: Driving in this truck, right after some milk!
Chief: Knight was driving in a milk truck while under the influence of milk. He drove the truck.
Officer Knight: Hey that person looks like!
[OFFICER KNIGHT RUNS OVER CHIEF’S WIFE INSTANTLY]
Officer Knight: *looking back and noting the carnage* Red silk?
Chief: No, no, NO! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
Officer Knight: Uhh!
[CUTS TO THE PRESENT DAY, TIMER AT ONE MINUTE]
Chief: Her death deeply messed with me, I kept it hidden, didn’t talk to anyone about it, and made a promise to be harder on Knight and you as a way to make up for my mistake.
Dogman: Grr.
Chief: I know, it was messed up then, especially since I couldn’t keep it hidden for long.
[CUTS TO A FLASH BACK OF EPISODE 7]
[Chief: Fifteen years ago, That cat challenged me as he did the previous Chief, but I was too weak to defeat him. But not anyMORE! *Steps harder on Dogman’s back*]
[Knight 1: Kill that piece of crud, King!]
[Knight 2: Yeah!]
[Chief: I knew you were unclean when you and Knight joined the force! And even more so when you killed my WIFE!]
[Petey: That was Knight, not Dogma-*gets punched by Captain Rexx at full force* AAH!]
[CUTS BACK TO PRESENT DAY]
Dogman: Bark…
Chief: The reason I was harsh on Knight was because of something that was his fault, I was right about that. But I should have talked to someone about my issues, instead of bubbling them up. Remember that Dogman, if you have a big issue, be honest about it. If you're not, it can hurt more people in the long run.
Dogman: *About to shed a tear* Ruff.
Chief: But to lighten up the mood, how are we going to get out!
???: thirty second warning!
Chief: CRAP! We need to find a way out and fast!
[DOGMAN ANALYSIZES THE ROOM, NOTICING A CLOCK WITH ALL THE COLOURS]
Dogman: BARK BARK!
Chief: You think that clock is going to do good?
[THEY PULL THE CLOCK OFF THE WALL AND SPIN IT AROUND ON DOGMAN’S BACK]
Chief: You sure this will work?
[DOGMAN LIGHTS UP, WITH VARIOUS RAINBOW COLOURS]
Chief: It might but I highly-
[DOGMAN FLIES UP WITH THE COLOURS FOLLOWING, RIGHT BEFORE THE TIMER ENDS, CHIEF AND DOGMAN FLY ALL THE WAY UP TO SPACE, COLOURS GALORE]
Chief: Hey that wasn’t so bad after all!
[THE TWO THEN CRASH DOWN INTO THE POLICE STATION WHERE MAUDE IS TALKING ON A RADIO]
Maude: Well I guess you completed the challenge, the bomb won’t go off.
[MASON YALE HEARS IT]
Mason Yale: So you told me I MADE EIGHT ELIXIRS JUST FOR THE BOMB TO BE DISABLED!
Victor: I guess.
[MASON YALE GOES BESERK AND STARTS SMASHING THEM, GIVING VICTOR HORRIBLE WARTS]
Victor: YEESH WHAT WAS THAT FOR!
Mason Yale: You distract me!
[CUTS TO DOGMAN AND CHIEF CONFRONTING MAUDE]
Chief: So, it looks like you were the one to try and blow up Okhay Ville?
Maude: Why yes, I did it in the hopes of finally getting recognition despite constantly being ignored!
Chief: Well thank you, me and Dogman solved our problem.
Maude: You serious?
Dogman: BARK *Licks Maude’s face*
Maude: DOGMAN!
[CUTS TO DOGMAN AND CHIEF AT CHIEF’S WIFE’S GRAVE]
Chief: Well, this is what I was hiding…I-I didn’t want you to find this.
Dogman: Bark?
Chief: I really wanted to be tough, I didn’t want the Chief of the police station to be seen as a wimp *about to cry* you understand?
Dogman: Ruff.
[THEY HUG EACH, VICTOR IN THE DISTANT ABOUT TO CRY BUT SCHOOFS]
Victor: Who am I kidding, he wouldn’t have appreciated me crying.
[DOGMAN AND CHIEF WALK OFF INTO THE SUNSET]
[CREDITS ROLL OVER A GOOFY ANIMATED LOONEY TUNES ESC VIDEO WITH “LAST FRIDAY NIGHT” AS THE CREDITS SONG]
[START OF POST CREDIT SCENE]
Blank Slate: Uhh, it’s been three days… Are you coming back Petey or?
Show Tune Robots: You want to SING A SONG!
Blank Slate: Sure!
Show Tune Robots: DO WA SHO WA, SHOUP A DOUP A GROUP, END OF CREDITS!
[END OF POST CREDIT SCENE]
[END OF EPISODES]