Plot by Rey Del Muerto
[PETEY IS IN A HIGH SOPHISTICATED ROOM, READING A BOOK ON HOW TO DESTROY DOGMAN, BUT EACH METHOD PETEY HAS TRIED IS CROSSED OUT IN ANGER, PETEY EVENTUALLY THROWS THE BOOK INTO THE FIRE]
Petey: Uggh! I have spent ten weeks trying to defeat that Dog”man” and he outsmarts me every TIME!
[PETEY NOTICES AN OLD TIMEY MAGAZINE NEARBY]
Petey: Okay, that book looks interesting, let’s read it.
[PETEY BLOWS A LARGE AMOUNT OF DUST OFF THE BOOK, NOTING THAT IS CHRONICLES THE LOCATION OF MULTIPLE JARS WITH PSYCHOKINETIC ENERGY]
Petey: Wait? Jars of Psychokinetic?
[PETEY GETS A FLASHBACK OF HIM READING THE BOOK AND LEARNING ENOUGH PSYCHOKINETIC ENERGY CAN ALTER REALITY]
Petey: I may need a lot of energy, but these Jars might be able to get me to my goal faster!
[PETEY REBUILDS HIS TIME MACHINE AND MAKES A MORE STABLE POWER CORE]
Petey: You see this power core is actually stable! But now, it’s time to go back in time!
[PETEY GOES BACK IN TIME TO FIND A JAR IN QUI SHI HUANGDI’S TOMB]
Petey: Looking at the Jar* Hmm, easy grab-
[A GIANT TERRACOTTA WARRIOR ARISES OUT OF NOWHERE, SHOCKING PETEY]
Terracotta Warrior: Prepare to DIE! *Swings his sword around for a while*
Petey: *Pulls out a pulviser* I’m too evil for this stuff.
*Pulvisizes the Warrior and grabs the Jar successfully, entering the Time Machine again*
Petey: *Chopping down the pillars of the temple of Jupiter* Come on! Where is the Jar!
[PETEY HITS THE PILLAR TOO HARD, CAUSING IT THE BREAK AND LEAD TO A CHAIN REACTION OF THE OTHER PILLARS COLLAPSING]
Petey: Oh no, this is pretty bad-Wait, the Jar was RIGHT NEXT TO MY TIME MACHINE! *Petey hops back into the Time Machine*
[PETEY IS IN VIKING NORWAY, NEXT TO AN ODIN ALTAR WITH A JAR]
Petey: Okay, another easy one *Petey takes it* YOINK!
Viking: GET BACK HERE!
Petey: RATS!
[PETEY RUSHES TO THE TIME MACHINE AND PUSHES THE BUTTON BEFORE ENTERING ANCIENT EGYPT]
Petey: Okay? Let me guess, another easy jar with a large consequence!
[PETEY TAKES THE JAR AND LOOKS AROUND]
Petey: Oh… Guess I’m off the hook!
[PETEY WALKS AWAY BEFORE SEEING A MUMMY]
Mummy: Grrrgh! I will eat your arms!
Petey: Rats, I will Pulvize YOU!-IS THAT ANOTHER MUMMY!
Duddy: Duddies are male mummies.
Petey: If you guys have twenty five kids, I swear to George and Harold.
[TWENTY FIVE MUMMY KIDS STAMPED PETEY]
Petey: How many times did you guys do the Horizontal HooHaa?
Mummy: A lot…
Petey: Okay Okay! I just got an idea, you guys can come back with me. Twenty eight brains are better than one, deal?
Duddy: Sure!
[THE MUMMIES AND PETEY HOP INTO THE TIME MACHINE AND TRAVEL BACK TO PETEY’S LAB]
Petey: I will put these Jars here (For now) and let you guys go LOOSE!
[PETEY TAKES A SMALL AMOUNT OF PSYCHOKINETIC ENERGY AS THE MUMMIES START TO CHASE AND THROW THINGS AT PEOPLE WHILE PETEY LEVITATES BUILDINGS AND SETS STUFF ON FIRE]
Petey: Hmm, maybe I can do something funny to alter reality!
[HE SHOOTS A BOLT OF ENERGY AT SOMEONE]
Female Jogger: Nine, ten, twenty one-*the bolt hits her legs, causing them to run on her own* twenty two?
Hazard Worker: Okay, so I got to get rid of these three eyed fishes so our safety status is upped from D to C-*a bolt hits the guy, causing him to gain three eyes* I AM NOW A THREE EYED HUMAN!
Kid: I have noticed a lot of people are panicking a lot, hope I don’t join the chaos-*a bolt his him, causing him to only talk in reverse* Scream and run to time, nevermind!
Captain Rexx: *Eating chips* Hmmm definitely you Yaleson May.
Mason Yale: IT’S MASON!
Captain Rexx: It’s always the nerds who correct me.
Mason Yale: Forget it! You know who caused this?
Captain Rexx: No?
Mason Yale: It’s obviously Petey! Our city only has one other villain and he is an entertainer!
Captain Rexx: So I’m going to get him?
Mason Yale: You know what? You are too dumb to hunt him down! How about we call in the greatest cat hunter!
[MASON YALE MAKES A CALL]
Mason Yale: Excuse me Mayor?
Mayor: What is it Yason Male?
Mason Yale: Mason Yale first up, and secondly can you lend me twenty or so bucks?
[CUTS TO DOGMAN RUNNING ACROSS THE STREET WHILE CHIEF YELLS ON THE WALKIE TALKIE]
Chief: *Walkie Talkie* STOP THEM NOW!
Dogman: ROOOOO!!! *bumps into the leg of the Mummy*
Mummy: Are you trying to attack me?
[DOGMAN SHAKES HIS HEAD IN A NO]
Mummy: Too bad! Kids, SEND HIM TO THE DUNGEON!
[DOGMAN IS DRAGGED AWAY BY THE KIDS]
Petey: HaHaHa! This is great! Can you go to the tavern and get me some good ole milk?
Mummy: *Gets an idea* Hey Hubby?
Duddy: Yes?
Mummy: I want to be the queen, SEND THIS GUY TO THE DUNGEON!
[PETEY GETS DRAGGED TO A DUNGEON IN THE BASEMENT OF PETEY’S LAB, CUTS TO A.R.F.G.U.S]
Mayor: So your saying hiring a Cat Hunter was a good idea?
Mason Yale: I mean he has been in the business for 10 whole years!
Mayor: So he is just going to be like the Dog Hunter who enjoyed his job too much?
Mason Yale: NO NO! He is going to be sane!
[THE ELEVATOR DINGS WITH BLUIE JUMPING OUT]
Bluie Thy Hunt: Alright, WHERE IS THE CAT MASON!
Mason Yale: We are going to find him.
Bluie Thy Hunt: WHERE’S THE CAT!!!
Mason Yale: Can you calm down for a bit? You are overreacting.
Bluie Thy Hunt: Overreacting? OVERREACTING! *Shoots the roof with a Blunderbust*
Mayor: So uhh… are you sure this guy is mentally there to take care of Petey?
Mason Yale: He’s probably suffering from PTSD or something.
Bluie Thy Hunt: Can I see your phone again?
Female Agent: SURE!
[BLUIE SHOOTS THE PHONE DUE TO IT’S CAT LOCK SCREEN]
Bluie Thy Hunt: THERE I GOT A CAT!
Female Agent: That’s my lockscreen!
Mason Yale: Okay, let’s just make him find Petey and send him to jail afterwards.
[CUTS TO PETEY AND DOGMAN IN THE BASEMENT OF PETEY’S LAB AKA THE DUNGEON]
Petey: Come on, we are in my BASEMENT! THERE IS BARLEY ANYTHING IN HERE!
Metaligo: Except for me.
Petey: Oh, hi Meta!
Metaligo: You deserved this for letting me rot here for years.
Petey: So what, you served your purpose.
Metaligo: How dare you!
Petey: What are you going to do? Bite me with your head as you are missing everything BUT your head!
[DOGMAN GROWLS]
Metaligo: Hehe! Greg is gonna get you!
Petey: Gee you are not up to date *gets chewed out by Dogman* AAAAAHHHH! AAAAHH! AAAAHHHH! AAHHH!
Dogman: BARK BARK BARK!
Petey: OKAY OKAY STOP! We can work together!
Dogman: *Growls*
Petey: Gee calm down for a bit.
Metaligo: Just give him a stupid treat.
Petey: SHUT UP! Alright Dogman, you want to hear a secret?
Dogman: Ro?
Petey: If you help break me and you out, Alice would be oh so proud!
Dogman: RUFF!
Petey: Character regeneration yeesh.
Metaligo: Alright I’m done *Plays loud rap music*
Petey’s Neighbour: *Walking outside and noting the loud rap* CAN YOU KEEP THAT RACKET DOWN! RAP MUSIC IS A BAD INFLUNCE! I swear Shawty be pressin on me all the time yo.
[BLUIE STAMPEEDS OVER PETEY’S NEIGHBOUR AND BREAKING THROUGH THE DOOR WHILE MASON YALE COWARDLY FOLLOWS]
Mason Yale: Okay… Why are you so eager?
Bluie Thy Hunt: YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND MAYA SONEALE! I HAVE TO GET IN!
Mason Yale: My name is Mason Yale yeesh.
Bluie Thy Hunt: You see the first thing you look for is DNA of the animals, like this cat fur on the dinner table! If it’s newer, that means he has been in the lab lately.
Mason Yale: So you are going to give us the DNA to analyze?
Bluie Thy Hunt: No. *eats the tuft of Cat Fur*
Mason Yale: Oh…
Bluie Thy Hunt: It’s twelve hours old, ate some Cheerios, Dominos, Popcorn, Nutella on toast, Cookies, Chocolate Milk.
Mason Yale: He ate all that within the span of twelve hours?
Bluie Thy Hunt: Spaghetti, Fruit Loops, Donuts, Cake, Diet Water.
Mason Yale: He drank DIET WATER?
Bluie Thy Hunt: *Spits the tuft onto Mason Yale's face* good golly, that cat eats ten times better than me.
[PETEY’S FORMER BUTLER WALKS BY WITH HER KID]
Butler: Uhh, do I know you?
Bluie Thy Hunt: Do you know about a certain someone? A Peterson Cat?
Butler: You mean that mad man cat who had the ego the size of Jupiter?
Bluie Thy Hunt: I suppose.
Butler: Yeah… Well I have to take my kid to the doctors so I can’t talk.
Kid: Serious is this right she’s.
Bluie Thy Hunt: FINE! Then I will cut your kids limbs off and shoot you with my BlunderBust if you don’t let me into that pursy thingy.
Butler: It’s a Hamper.
Bluie Thy Hunt: Let me check!
[BLUIE FINDS SOME OLD CAT FUR]
Bluie Thy Hunt: Oh, OH! OH! THIS FUR TASTES GREAT! HOW OLD IS IT?
Butler: Like a month old.
Bluie Thy Hunt: Oh… SO HE MUST BE IN THE HOUSE SOMEWHERE!
Mason Yale: I’m so SO sorry for his insanity!
Butler: Whatever, can I go inside for a bit?
Mason Yale: Sure, why not?
[BUTLER WALKS IN AND THROWS BLUIE OUT OF THE WINDOW, WHERE HE IS LAUNCHED WITH THE JARS]
Bluie Thy Hunt: What the heck?
Mummy: *Picks up Jars* Hey, what is in these Jars?
Duddy: Open them!
[THE MUMMY OPENS THEM AND USE SOME OF THE ENERGY TO TURN DEAD PEOPLE INTO MUMMIES]
Mummy: HEHEHE!
[CUTS TO DOGMAN AND PETEY IN THE DUNGEON]
Petey: Dogman… We have been here for two hours!
Dogman: Bark Bark, RUFF RUFF!
Petey: Whatever, let’s just pray that METALIGO STOPS WITH THE RAP MUSIC FOR FIVE SECONDS!
Metaligo: You guys asked for it-*gets thrown against the door by Petey’s brief powers*
Petey: Hmm, I still have a few powers left! Maybe I can use the remainder of it to escape!
[CUTS TO BLUIE NOTICING THE MUMMIES RESURRECTING PEOPLE]
Bluie Thy Hunt: Hey, can I borrow your Jars to do some fun stuff?
Duddy: NO! We need them!
[BLUIE PULLS OUT A BLUNDERBUST AND BLASTS THE TWO]
Mummy Kids: WAAA!!!
Bluie Thy Hunt: SHUT UP! I am powerful now!
[BLUIE TAKES MOST OF THE ENERGY]
Bluie Thy Hunt: AHH! *Throws the Jars to the window of Petey’s Lab* now kids, let’s just burn some houses!
Mummy Kids: YEAH!
[CUTS TO PETEY AND DOGMAN USING PETEY’S POWERS TO LEVITATE METALIGO’S HEAD AS A BATTERING RAM]
Metaligo: So you are just going to use me as a BATTERING RAM!
Petey: Relax! Now you die!
[THEY RAM HIS HEAD AGAINST THE METAL DOORS, OPENING IT UP]
Dogman: Ruff!
Petey: We can finally leave-
Mason Yale: GET TO THE CHOPPA…NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dogman: Bark?
Petey: Beats me.
[CUTS TO THE THREE IN A HELICOPTER]
Mason Yale: Okay, I can’t tame this wild beast as a CAT HUNTER I HIRED IS CASUING CHAOS!
[CUTS TO THE MUMMIES RAVINGING LOCATIONS WHERE PETEY’S FUR IS LOCATED]
Bluie Thy Hunt: Mmm! THIS FUR TASTES SO GOOD! I CAN ALSO FIND THAT DARN CAT!
Petey: Oh, it’s that bad.
Mason Yale: Okay, take these Bazookas and GET THE HECK OUT OF HERE!
[THE TWO ARE HANDED BAZOOKAS AND FALL TO THE GROUND]
Dogman: Gruff!
Petey: Okay, you go left and I go write!
Dogman: BARK BARK
[CUTS TO A MONTAGE OF PETEY USING THE BAZOOKA TO ATTACK BLUIE WHILE DOGMAN
STARTS TO KILL THE REVIVED CLONES AND MUMMY CHILDREN, AS A SMALL PORTAL STARTS TO FORM]
Petey: What is that portal?
Bluie Thy Hunt: I DON’T KNOW! BUT YOU CAN’T KNOCK ME OUT AT ALL *Zaps Petey down*
Dogman: Ruff Ruff! *Bazookas the clones and shoots another at all the kids, sending them through the portal*
Petey: Okay, that was the Mummies, now defeat Bluie!
[DOGMAN WRAPS A BAZOOKA BULLET AROUND HIS TONGUE, SHOOTING IT AT BLUIE AND PUNCHING HIM AS SOON AS THE BULLET HITS HIM]
Bluie Thy Hunt: Ugh! What happened? LET ME KILL THAT CAT-*Gets handcuffed*
Dogman: Ruff!
Petey: He, well now that the conflict is over I guess I can lea-*gets handcuffed* Rats.
[DOGMAN WALKS WITH THE TWO CRIMINALS A JAIL, WHILE AN EPILOGUE TITLE CARD PLAYS]
Blank Slate: *Listening to a BoomBox while drawing a crude drawing of Victor on a balcony* Oh well, it’s not like the problems will always be solved by me. At least I got a day off.
[VICTOR NOTICES BLANK SLATE]
Victor: You see, this is my chance to catch him!
[VICTOR RUNS TO CAPTURE BLANK SLATE YET BLANK SLATE PUSHES VICTOR OFF THE BALCONY]
Blank Slate: Oops!
Victor: *Falling* WAIT HE CAN TALK?
[VICTOR LANDS FLAT ON HIS FACE]
[END OF EPILOGUE]
[START OF POST CREDIT SCENE]
Intergottator: So you are a Cat Hunter who tried to destroy the city to find a cat cause A. His fur tasted good and B. You are that obsessed with cats?
Bluie Thy Hunt: It was a mistake, I swear in my life it was isolated.
Intergottator: Well here is a picture of a Cat.
Bluie Thy Hunt: Oh he looks nice to SHOOT IN THE HEAD AND HAVE AS A TROPHY!!!!
[BLUIE ACTS INSANE AND THE INTERGOTTATOR CALLS PEOPLE]
Intergottator: GET THIS GUY IN A STRAIGHT JACKET!
Bluie Thy Hunt: *In a straight jacket being taken away* YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME! I AM BLUIE THY HUNT! I WILL GET MY REVENGE ON YOU!
[END OF POST CREDIT SCENE]
[END OF EPISODE]