[CUTS TO THE BLANK SLATE WATCHING THE POLICE STATION FROM A BUILDING]
Blank Slate: Some call me “the looking guy”, others “the stalker”, and others “The Spot from across the spider-verse” but I go by the name “Blank Slate”
[CUTS TO BLANK SLATE STALKING MULTIPLE PEOPLE]
Blank Slate: I was created by the massive influx of psychokinetic energy, allowing me to gain a physical vessel. After that I decided to monitor this city to see if chaos would be unleashed. It’s been constantly happening and has not aligned with my vision.
Dogman: RUFF RUFF RUFF!
Petey: [IN A ROBOT CROCODILE] HAHAHA!
Blank Slate: So in retaliation, I have decided to make something that can balance this messy world of insanity.
[CUTS TO THE MAYOR REVEALING A NEW STATUE]
Mayor: And here is your new statue or whatever.
Dogman: RUFF RUFF!
[CUTS TO THE DEAD OF NIGHT, BLANK SLATE TELAPORTS IT TO AN OLD BOTTLING COMPANY BUILDING]
Blank Slate: If the Dog is the most chaotic of them all, then why not make sure he “goes off the grid” even by this city’s standards, making him never see the light of day again or worse.
[CUTS TO BLANK SLATE USING HIS PHYSCHOKINETIC POWERS TO BRING THE STATUE TO LIFE]
Blank Slate: IT’S ALI-Oh wait that's already been used, uhh. IT’S RISEN, IT’S RISEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dogman Statue: Grrr ruff ruff, me am who?
Blank Slate: Guess your namgoD.
namgoD: Ruff Ruff, me stop do whatever. (Translation: Ruff Ruff, I will do whatever_
Blank Slate: NO YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO-
namgoD: We really care! *Breaks a wall and goes on a crime spree* (Translation: I don't care)
Blank Slate: Yeah...I'm not going to cause more chaos.
[CUTS TO A BANK WHERE NAMGOD WALKS IN]
namgoD: Goodbye, me don’t want to give money. (Translation: Hello, I want to take your money)
Banker 1: This is why we keep a shotgun *Shotguns namgoD, but it fails*
namgoD: BRANCH BRANCH! *proceeds to use physchokinetice powers to throw them through a roof* (Translation: Bark Bark)
Banker 2: So much for “Shotgunning”
[NAMGOD LEAVES THE BUILDING WITH NO MONEY AND GOES TO PETEY’S SECRET LAB]
Petey: Lo de do dee, time to watch my favourite show!
[NAMGOD WALKS IN]
Petey: What is this claymation looking Dogman?
namgoD: Me don’t want weapons from this house! (Translation: I want weapons from this house)
Petey: WHAT!
namgoD: Remember it, now you live! *Punches Petey while Petey’s show is playing* (Translation: Forget it, now you die)
Petey: Well just like TV, you are going to get cancelled midway through your LIFE! *Grabs a gun and tries to shoot namgoD*
[NAMGOD DODGES A BULLET FROM PETEY AND KICKS HIM IN THE JAW]
Petey: YOUCH!
namgoD: You're welcome! *walks away and takes multiple guns and pistols* (Translation: Thank You)
Petey: Well, now what. It doesn’t seem to be Dogman himself but a statue version of him with physcokinetic energy coursing through his veins, and seems to be low in terms of iq and speaks in broken reverse english, and he can be used to lock Dogman away forever! That gives me an idea!
[CUTS TO NAMGOD GOING TO THE NEWS STATION]
SpeakerBox: Well how many issues have you sold?
Sarah Hatoff: WE HAVE SO-
Victor: Five copies per MONTH!
Sarah Hatoff: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT!!!
Victor: I just felt like I-STATUE OF DOGMAN SHOOTING AT CHLOE AND CHARLES!!!
Sarah Hatoff: What do you mean?
namgoD: Goodbye, me am namgoD. Don’t want to unsee him kick you? (Translation: Hello, I am namgoD. You want to see me punch him)
Charles: No thanks! *Punches namgoD*
namgoD: Yuh Uh! *Knocks out Charles* (Translation: Nuh Uh)
Chloe: CRAP, HELP!!!
Sarah Hatoff: Victor, you have a chainsaw. DO SOMETHING!
Victor: No thank you, just let the boss attack him!
SpeakerBox: Me? Fine I can pu-*Gets his head blown off by the namgoD*
Victor: Well that sucks, it can’t get any-
[NAMGOD PULLS OUT A TOMMY GUN AND GUNS THEM DOWN, VICTOR AND SARAH HATOFF ARE INJURED AND LAYING ON THE GROUND]
Victor: Well crap, now what.
Sarah Hatoff: Let’s just call the cops.
[CHIEF GETS THE CALL]
Chief: What!
Sarah Hatoff: THERE HAS BEEN AN ATTACK AT THE NEWS STATION!
Chief: Where?
Sarah Hatoff: AT THE NEWS STATION!
Chief: Well, Dogman. GO GET EM!
Dogman: BARK BARK! *Goes to the news station, noticing the criminal is gone*
Victor: OH NO DON’T KI-Oh wait it’s just you doggie. Never thought I would say this but glad to see you.
[THE T-REX CORPS FLY IN]
Captain Rexx: Well, let's detain him!
[THE T-REX CORPS FALL AND DETAIN DOGMAN BYE PUSHING HIS FACE AGAINST THE PAVEMENT]
T-Rex Soldier: YOU ARE BEING TAKEN INTO THE MAXIMUM PRISON OF A.R.F.G.U.S FOR DISTURBING THE PEACE!
Dogman: ROOOO!
[CUTS TO A.R.F.G.U.S PRISON WHERE MASON YALE SHOWS UP]
Victor: *Gasps* VICE PRINCIPAL YALE!
Mason Yale: Don’t “Vice Principal Yale” ME! He was committing crimes, the Mayor said he was a threat.
Chief: Okay, have you even seen pictures of the crime?
Mason Yale: No?
Victor: BECAUSE THEY LOOK AS SIMILAR AS SONIC AND SHADOW!
Mason Yale: Show me?
[VICTOR SHOWS A PICTURE OF NAMGOD AND DOGMAN TO MASON YALE]
Mason Yale: You're right, well he can go but what do we do about this Dogman copycat?
Chief: We can give him a-*the headquarters gets bombed by namgoD, Chief is knocked out*
Victor: OH NO, CHIEF DEAD!!!
Dogman: *Just stairs into the void, emotionless at his KO aside from a lowered tail*
Mason Yale: GO GET THE CLONE BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE.
namgoD: Hello! *Teleports away to somewhere else* (Translation: Goodbye)
Dogman: Ruff?
Petey: La de da de da! Time to watch-*Gets punched by namgoD* OH MY GOD WHAT THE HE-*Gets chocked*
namgoD: Goodbye, What can I give to me? (Translation: Hello, what can I take from you}
Petey: Something!
[PETEY PULLS OUT A LITTLE MINI DRONE THAT GOES THROUGH NAMGOD’S CRACKS]
namgoD: Me feel normal? What's happening???!!! (Translation: I feel weird, what's happening)
Petey: Oh, you are feeling weird. But let my robots explain with my SHOW TUNE ROBOTS!
Show Tune Robots 1,2,3, and 4: *In Unison* DO WA SHO WA, SHOUP A GROP A POOP ZIPPY WOO.
Show Tune Robot 1: Petey saw potential in you bud!
Show Tune Robots 2,3, and 4: He saw potential!
Show Tune Robot 1: So he implanted a LITTLE NANO CHIP!
Show Tune Robots 1,2,3, and 4: *In Unison* YOU HAVE A NANO CHIP IN YOUR BODY, OR A CRISP IF YOU ARE BRITISH! SO THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE THAT WEIRD SENSATION, AS WELL AS WHY PETEY REALLY LIKES YOU! YOU HAVE NANO!
[SHOW TUNE ROBOTS START TAP DANCING] Show Tune Robots 1,2,3, and 4: YOU HAVE A NANO CH-*Gets kicked one by one by namgoD*
namgoD: OOOHHH ME DON’T GET IT!
Petey: Now go attack the school and get out of my sight!
namgoD: No! (Translation: Yes)
[DOGMAN AND VICTOR SEARCH FOR NAMGOD]
Victor: Now I may not be a rocket scientist but eiggoD might be riiiiiiiiiggggggghhhhhtttt THERE! *Points at Dogman*
Dogman: Ruff?
Victor: OH I MEAN THE SCHOOL!!! THE SCHOOL!!!
Dogman: Bark!
[DOGMAN AND NAMGOD GO THE SCHOOL]
namgoD: Goodbye! (Translation: Goodbye_
Secretary: Oh hello DogmAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH *namgoD pulls out a pistol and threatens to shoot her*
namgoD: Time to free Dogman for his good deeds! (Translation: Time to stop Dogman for his bad deeds)
Dogman: *Drop kicks namgoD and shoots him with the laser pistol*
namgoD: Oh my, well I can stop me from saving the class of adults *runs away* (Translation: Oh my, well you can't stop me from hurting a class of adults)
[DOGMAN REALIZES NAMGOD MIGHT CAUSE PROBLEMS AT THE SCHOOL AND RUNS TO GET HIM]
namgoD: Come to me SOON! (Translation: Come to me NEVER!_
Dogman: RUFF RUFF *Growls and bites him*
namgoD: YOUCH THAT FELT GOOD! (Translation: YOUCH THAT HURT)
[CUTS TO A CLASSROOM OF KIDS]
Teacher: Tell me what you guys did over break?
Kid: Well I-(DOGMAN AND NAMGOD BURST THROUGH A WALL AND SCARE THE KIDS)
Teacher: Crap, this is not the learning lesson I wanted today!
[DOGMAN AND NAMGOD FIGHT EACH OTHER LIKE ROCK EM SOCK EM ROBOTS]
Kids: Fight fight fight fight fight!
namgoD: HeHe, You can-*gets head knocked off by Teacher with metal pipe*
Kids: YEAH!!!
Dogman: BARK! *take the chip and leaves*
[DOGMAN GOES TO MT A.R.F.G.U.S AND SHOWS THE MAYOR THE CHIP THAT LEADS TO A SPECIFIC HOUSE]
Mayor: Hmm, so the chip is located at Petey's Secret Lab, I'm sending the T-Rex Corps to encounter him.
[CUTS TO PRETEY'S SECRET LAB]
“Petey”: *Smashing his keyboard* COME ON, I WAS SO CLO-*A.R.F.G.U.S AGENTS BREAK IN*
Captain Rexx: You don’t mess with A.R.F.G.U.S!
“Petey”: Eh bien, merde-*gets gunned down by A.R.F.G.U.S and thrown in Cat Jail*
Dogman: RUFF RUFF!
Mason Yale: Well we learnt a valuable lesson today, don’t assume people are someone else by looks.
Victor: No I’m pretty sure you gunned down isn’t actually petey.
Mason Yale: What are you talking about?
Victor: Well he has one whisker less-
[MASON YALE CALLS CAPTAIN REXX TO FIND PETEY’S LAB, REXX DOES SO AND FINDS THE LAB, THROWING PETEY ALL THE WAY TO CAT JAIL]
Petey: RATS!
[CREDITS ROLL]
[START OF POST CREDIT SCENE 1]
Blank Slate: So, maybe I should have done something about that.
[SEES MILK DRIPPING FROM THE CELLING]
Blank Slate: Oh who am I kidding *drinks milk*
[END OF POST CREDIT SCENE 1]
[START OF POST CREDIT SCENE 2]
Petey: Well, they caught me off screen. Guess I am in ja-
Big Jim: HIYA P-
Petey: NO ONE ASKED YOU BIG JIM YOU COMMANDER OF CUPCAKES!
Big Jim: I was asking if you wanted to read this book?
Petey: Fine I’ll bite.
[THE BOOK AS ILLUSTRATIONS THAT SHOW THAT THE MORE PHYSCHOKINETIC ENERGY THAT BUILDS UP/IS USED, YOU COULD THEORETICALLY BEND REALITY. WITH AN EXAMPLE OF IT BEING SOMEONE HAVING MADE A GIANT STARFISH]
Petey: Well, I got an idea!!!!!!
[END OF POST CREDIT SCENE 2]
[END OF EPISODE]