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WALT 6000: So you guys may be wondering “Why did I enact this convoluted scheme!” Well, I want revenge on YOU!

Prime Victor: What did I do to you?

WALT 6000: Oh you pirate my movies, kill my two henchmen, blow my park up to pieces, lead to my company going bankrupt, and leave me to rot in a bog for YEARS!

Prime Victor: Oh yeah.

WALT 6000: So, we will be filming the greatest show of all time!

SpeakerBox: How will you film it?

WALT 6000: *Snaps fingers, leading to a camera appearing* SIMPLE! Now let’s begin!

[WALT SNAPS HIS FINGERS AGAIN, LEADING TO A CONSOLE OF RANDOM COMPUTERS AND BUTTONS, WITH RAT GUY STANDING NEAR IT]

Rat Guy: What? Do I just go near the chair and push the red button?

WALT 6000: Do so, if you don’t I WILL KILL YOU.

Rat Guy: Okay? *Pushes the button, leading to a multicolour splash of effects, before a bunch of disjointed skits and distorted synthwave music*

Sarah Hatoff: Hey Victor, what dance do you like?

Prime Victor: Raining hippos *hippos rain down from the ground, next skit*

Quirky Victor: UP UP AND AWAY-*gets a gun pointed at his head*

SpeakerBox: Take me up please! *next skit*

Chloe: *In a rocking chair* NEEDLE AND THREAD, NEEDLE AND THREAD!!! HAHAHA!

[RAT GUY STARTS LAUGHING HYSTARICALLY, NEXT SKIT]

Prime Victor: Hey an oven!

Quirky Victor: Let me put my arm on it-YOUCH!

Prime Victor: Wow, now your hot *next skit*

Charles: YES I WON, WOO! *Holding a gold metal on a second place pedestal*

SpeakerBox: Who's going to tell him he is second place? *Next skit*

[CUTS TO CHLOE AGGRESSIVELY PLAYING A HARMONICA AND DANCING, NEXT SKIT]

WALT 6000: *Voiceover* What you are looking at is a rascal named Theodore, he is your producer.

Rat Guy: What’s the joke? *Next Skit*

SpeakerBox: BURN HER NOW!

Quirky Victor: I second that!

Sarah Hatoff: I know a spell to make your greatest desires come true!

SpeakerBox: Nevermind! *Next Skit*

Prime Victor: Gulp Gulp!

Charles: I am very thirsty? Can you give me water?

Prime Victor: Gulp Gulp!

Charles: Thank you *Next skit*

SpeakerBox: Hey there, I have a laugh: What do you call a Bee in America? A USB!

[RAT GUY LAUGHS SO MUCH HE DIED, NEXT SKIT]

[CUTS TO PRIME VICTOR AND QUIRKY VICTOR ROBBING HOUSES WHILE QUIRKY VICTOR ADDS STUPID EFFECTS, NEXT SKIT]

Charles: I’m going to punch you!

[CHARLES PUNCHES SPEAKERBOX IN THE EYE, BUT HE GETS A BLACK EYE ON HIS CHIN, NEXT SKIT]

Prime Victor: *On a rocking horse with a whip while on a checker print carpet* I’M A MIPPY COW HOOMA!

Quirky Victor: And I am going to break into your house and steal your cereal >:D

[VICTOR PULLS OUT THE WHIP AND STRANGLES HIM, NEXT SKIT]

Chloe: Go Yoshi Go.

SpeakerBox: I am a Mario! WAHOO! *Next skit*

Sarah Hatoff: What if I ate cheese instead of milk?

SpeakerBox: It’s a loaf of milk. *Next Skit*

[SARAH HATOFF ON A MOTORCYCLE]

Sarah Hatoff; ALRIGHT KIDDIES! WE ARE GOING BONKERS!

[A MULTICOLOUR INDENT PLAYS]

WALT 6000: *Voiceover* Bonkers is the best program ever made, starring Sarah Hatoff, Victor Quartz, Victor S Quartz, Charles Pinski, Chloe Kapow, Samuel Boxx, and Theodore Ratling.

[CUTS TO ALL THE VICTORS FINDING RAT GUY AND BEATING HIM TO A PULP]

WALT 6000: *Voiceover* Bonkers is sponsored by Swalloin, the best pills for everything you want!

[FEED FROM SPEAKERBOX'S SHOW CUTS BACK]

Ad Guy: Feel an increase in brain functionality! Let’s see from our sponsor!

Sarah Hatoff: Okay let me take some *Sarah Hatoff takes some, but her brain stiffens up and causes her to collapse*

Ad Guy: Why are people like this- get your Swalloin pills today!

[CUTS TO ROSCOE AND BOB FINALLY FINSHING THEIR RESEARCH]

Roscoe: WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON, IT’S INSANE!

Bob: Yeah, the fact their is a higher plain of existence is somehow not the weirdest part of this world.

Roscoe: We have been researching this for the past 32 hours, let's just watch TV]

[THE TV PLAYS BONKERS, WITH THEM BEING ON THE TV]

Roscoe: THIS IS SLOP, TURN IT OFF!

Bob: Wait, that's SpeakerBox on the TV.

Roscoe: And Sarah and Victor and Victor and Chloe and Charles!

Bob: Well will it ever stop?

Roscoe: Knowing what we know, probably not. But we can tell everyone else to.

[CUTS WALT 6000 AND RAT GUY TALKING TO EACHOTHER]

WALT 6000: So how many people are watching.

Rat Guy: Well about three hundred people.

WALT 6000: HOW! ALL TVS IN THE WORLD ARE PLAYING IT!

Rat Guy: Seems like two dimwits named Bob and Roscoe are turning TV’s off.

WALT 6000: Fine, BUT THIS TIME FIND A WAY TO INCREASE RATINGS WITH THOSE CLONES.

[CUTS TO THE VICTORS TALKING TO EACHOTHER]

Mummy Victor: Wow, being used in those skits was crazy.

Astronaut Victor: Tell me about it.

Quirky Victor: Well I am so liked, beside VICTOR LOOK UNDER THERE!

Cyclops Victor: Underwhere?

Quirky Victor: Good boy-

Victor: OKAY THAT’S ENOUGH, WE NEED TO STOP WITH THIS!

WALT 6000: OKAY IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO DO ANOTHER SHOW!

[CUTS TO A HOUSE WITH THE VICTORS IN TYPICAL 80’S SITCOM ROLLS WHILE A CHEESY THEME PLAYS]

[TOO MANY VICS]

[IT TAKES A LOT TO FIND AND KILL PEOPLE]

[EVEN IF IT’S ALL OF NEPAL]

[A DASH OF NEWS AND PINCH OF HUMOUR]

[WE WON’T FALL FOR QUIRKY RUMOURS]

[BECAUSE THERE ARE:]

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[IT TAKES A LOT TO FIND AND KILL PEOPLE]

[EVEN IF IT’S ALL OF NEPAL]

[A DASH OF NEWS AND PINCH OF HUMOUR]

[WE WON’T FALL FOR QUIRKY RUMOURS]

[BECAUSE THERE ARE:]

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[IT TAKES A LOT TO FIND AND KILL PEOPLE]

[EVEN IF IT’S ALL OF NEPAL]

[A DASH OF NEWS AND PINCH OF HUMOUR]

[WE WON’T FALL FOR QUIRKY RUMOURS]

[BECAUSE THERE ARE:]

[TOO MANY VICS]

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[CUTS BACK TO RAT GUY AND WALT 6000 WATCHING THE SHOW]

WALT 6000: How many Victor’s are there?

Rat Guy: About a million.

WALT 6000: THIS SCENE OF ALL OF THEM AT THE TABLE WILL BORE THE AUDIENCE TO DEATH.

Rat Guy: So what do you want?

[CUTS TO THE THEME SONG PLAYING OVER A FAMILY GAME NIGHT IN THE THEME SONG]

Non PHC Victor: Hey this song is-*gets a machete to the head by WALT 6000* AAHHHH!

[ALL THE VICTORS SCREAM, PUPPET VICTOR’S STRINGS ARE CUT OFF, EMOTICON VICTOR IS DELETED, ASTRONAUT VICTOR HAS HIS OXYGEN CORD CUT. ALL WHILE PRIME, QUIRKY, AND MUMMY VICTOR RUN]

Cyclops Victor: WAIT FOR ME! *Gets a machete to the eye* NOT AGAIN!

WALT 6000: Let’s continue shall we?

[A MONTAGE OF WALT 6000 ACTING ALL THE STEROTYPE PLAY WHILE THE THEME SONG IS REPLACE WITH WALT]

[TOO MANY WALTS]

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WALT 6000: *Holding Mummy Victor hostage* Hey I’m Elias, you want to see a cool invention: Well here is VICTOR KNIFE! Three stabs and! *Stabs Mummy Victor three times* WORKS LIKE A CHARM-*Gets blown to pieces by Quirky Victor’s star powers*

Prime Victor: WHY DIDN’T YOU DO THAT BEFORE?

Quirky Victor: I could only do that once, BECAUSE QUIRKY :3

Prime Victor: WELL LET’S RUN OFF THE SET!

[THE TWO VICTORS RUN OFF THE SET AS RAT GUY NOTICES]

Rat Guy: I GOT TO STOP THEM FOR WALT!

[CUTS TO ROSCOE AND BOB TRYING TO UNPLUG A KIDS TV]

Kid: PLEASE, I LIKE THIS SHOW!

Roscoe: QUITE ZIPPY, this is for entertainments future *Unplugs the TV*

Bob: How many TV’s are left?

Roscoe: Well we have ten more in the area, we need to shut them all off. Otherwise the team will be stuck on the show FOREVER!

[CUTS TO PRIME AND QUIRKY VICTOR RUSHING TOWARDS ANOTHER SET]

Prime Victor: This might have someone.

[CUTS TO A STAR TREK ESC SET FILLED WITH RETRO FUTURISTIC TECH]

Charles: WELCOME TO P.A.P.E.R, after we lost our battle to WALT, we have been isolated on the planet of O.K.H.A.Y!

[CUTS TO A MONTAGE INTRODUCING CHARLES, SARAH HATOFF, AND CHLOE, BEFORE RAT GUY STARTS TO CUT UP THE SCENE]

Chloe: WHAT’S GOING ON!

Charles: I don’t know, but this theme song is cheesy as heck. LET’S GO!

Sarah Hatoff: Don’t worry, I can-*gets roadhoused by Rat Guy*

Rat Guy: Rathouse! Anywho, let me just take you guys out!

Quirky Victor: Don’t worry, I will leak your IP address on the internet!

Rat Guy: That will lead to harassment, but aside from that I am fine!

Quirky Victor: Fine, I’M A CAR!

[QUIRKY VICTOR TURNS INTO A CAR]

Quirky Victor: Beep Beep.

Sarah Hatoff: How did he turn into a car?

Prime Victor: I don’t know, this guy is basically a fictional character. Let’s go to the next set.

[CUTS TO THEM DRIVING TO A MANSION ON THE SET OF A SHOW STARING SPEAKERBOX, IN WHICH ALL HIS FAMILY MEMBERS ARE BEING KILLED BY RAT GUY]

SpeakerBox: Okay kids, time to-WHAT THE FU-

[CUTS TO ROSCOE AND BOB RUSHING TO THE LAST HOUSE]

Roscoe: Only one more house, then they can escape!

[CUTS BACK TO THE NEWS TEAM]

Prime Victor: Oh crap, triple kill from Rat Guy.

Chloe: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YO-*Gets elbowed by Quirky Victor*

SpeakerBox: Alright, you want a fight?

Rat Guy: Of course I do! *Lunges at SpeakerBox before Sarah Hatoff and Quirky Victor kick him in the head*

Sarah Hatoff: That was impressive!

Quirky Victor: I’M A REAL VICTOR NOW!

Rat Guy: We are NOT done. I won’t rest until I get to become FAMOUS!

Chloe: Why are you so obsessed with us?

Rat Guy: Because you LEAD TO WHERE I AM NOW!

SpeakerBox: You don’t make sense.

Rat Guy: YOU HAVE A SPEAKER FOR A HEAD! NOTHING MAKES SENSE! SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL CREATE NONSENSE! IF A QUOTE FROM A YELLOW TRIANGLE IS MORE LOGICAL THEN YOU, YOU HAVE LOST IT! THINK ABOUT IT!

Quirky Victor: I sent a nuke to this location.

Rat Guy: Oh so you think you are so fu-*a nuke drops on the mansion, blowing Rat Guy up*

Prime Victor: Looks like he has become a real Victor!

Quirky Victor: FRICK YEAH! *He disappears into thin air*

Sarah Hatoff: Was he a hallucination?

[CUTS TO ROSCOE AND BOB UNPLUGGING THE LAST TV]

Bob: We did it!

Roscoe: Well good for us!

[CUTS TO WALT 6000 WALKING TOWARDS THE NEWS TEAM WHILE HIS ZOMBIE BODY COLLAPSES]

WALT 6000: Oh we are not done in the slightest, I still have po-*the floor of the In Between collapses, leading to everyone falling*

Rat Guy: *lands* Uggh, what happened?

Victor: I don’t know but I have a lot of guns and this town isn’t good for WALT since he will abuse people, you because you're a psychopath, and SpeakerBox because of his horrible treatment of the employees.

SpeakerBox: I mean, I am a bit rude but you made Chloe commit a murder.

Victor: Shut up, first to shoot the other three wins!

WALT 6000: This is the time to use my Zombie hand for good use.

Victor: Let’s go-*Chloe emerges from the rubble*

Chloe: What is going on-*Gets shot by Victor in the shoulder and starts crying*

Victor: Hehe, Classic Victor Stanley Quartz.

SpeakerBox: Okay that is just hypocritical-*gets shot in the head by Victor*

Rat Guy: That wasn’t fair-*gets shot by Victor where is wound is* OUCH! Not where the bandage is!

WALT 6000: Don’t worry I will win-*gets shot in the eye, deactivating him*

Victor: YEAH I WIN.

Sarah Hatoff: Why did you shoot SpeakerBox and Chloe?

Victor: Because I had no other choice!

Roscoe: Uh, me and Bob saved the world.

Charles: Okay, whatever you say Jerry.

Victor: I AM A TRUE HERO YEAH! *Ends on a freeze frame of Victor leaping into the air while holding a gun, with Sarah tending to the wounds of Chloe and SpeakerBox, while Charles, Roscoe, and Bob drink Cola. With Rat Guy and WALT 6000 on the side*

[END OF EPISODE]

[END OF SHOW]