WALT 6000: So you guys may be wondering “Why did I enact this convoluted scheme!” Well, I want revenge on YOU!
Prime Victor: What did I do to you?
WALT 6000: Oh you pirate my movies, kill my two henchmen, blow my park up to pieces, lead to my company going bankrupt, and leave me to rot in a bog for YEARS!
Prime Victor: Oh yeah.
WALT 6000: So, we will be filming the greatest show of all time!
SpeakerBox: How will you film it?
WALT 6000: *Snaps fingers, leading to a camera appearing* SIMPLE! Now let’s begin!
[WALT SNAPS HIS FINGERS AGAIN, LEADING TO A CONSOLE OF RANDOM COMPUTERS AND BUTTONS, WITH RAT GUY STANDING NEAR IT]
Rat Guy: What? Do I just go near the chair and push the red button?
WALT 6000: Do so, if you don’t I WILL KILL YOU.
Rat Guy: Okay? *Pushes the button, leading to a multicolour splash of effects, before a bunch of disjointed skits and distorted synthwave music*
Sarah Hatoff: Hey Victor, what dance do you like?
Prime Victor: Raining hippos *hippos rain down from the ground, next skit*
Quirky Victor: UP UP AND AWAY-*gets a gun pointed at his head*
SpeakerBox: Take me up please! *next skit*
Chloe: *In a rocking chair* NEEDLE AND THREAD, NEEDLE AND THREAD!!! HAHAHA!
[RAT GUY STARTS LAUGHING HYSTARICALLY, NEXT SKIT]
Prime Victor: Hey an oven!
Quirky Victor: Let me put my arm on it-YOUCH!
Prime Victor: Wow, now your hot *next skit*
Charles: YES I WON, WOO! *Holding a gold metal on a second place pedestal*
SpeakerBox: Who's going to tell him he is second place? *Next skit*
[CUTS TO CHLOE AGGRESSIVELY PLAYING A HARMONICA AND DANCING, NEXT SKIT]
WALT 6000: *Voiceover* What you are looking at is a rascal named Theodore, he is your producer.
Rat Guy: What’s the joke? *Next Skit*
SpeakerBox: BURN HER NOW!
Quirky Victor: I second that!
Sarah Hatoff: I know a spell to make your greatest desires come true!
SpeakerBox: Nevermind! *Next Skit*
Prime Victor: Gulp Gulp!
Charles: I am very thirsty? Can you give me water?
Prime Victor: Gulp Gulp!
Charles: Thank you *Next skit*
SpeakerBox: Hey there, I have a laugh: What do you call a Bee in America? A USB!
[RAT GUY LAUGHS SO MUCH HE DIED, NEXT SKIT]
[CUTS TO PRIME VICTOR AND QUIRKY VICTOR ROBBING HOUSES WHILE QUIRKY VICTOR ADDS STUPID EFFECTS, NEXT SKIT]
Charles: I’m going to punch you!
[CHARLES PUNCHES SPEAKERBOX IN THE EYE, BUT HE GETS A BLACK EYE ON HIS CHIN, NEXT SKIT]
Prime Victor: *On a rocking horse with a whip while on a checker print carpet* I’M A MIPPY COW HOOMA!
Quirky Victor: And I am going to break into your house and steal your cereal >:D
[VICTOR PULLS OUT THE WHIP AND STRANGLES HIM, NEXT SKIT]
Chloe: Go Yoshi Go.
SpeakerBox: I am a Mario! WAHOO! *Next skit*
Sarah Hatoff: What if I ate cheese instead of milk?
SpeakerBox: It’s a loaf of milk. *Next Skit*
[SARAH HATOFF ON A MOTORCYCLE]
Sarah Hatoff; ALRIGHT KIDDIES! WE ARE GOING BONKERS!
[A MULTICOLOUR INDENT PLAYS]
WALT 6000: *Voiceover* Bonkers is the best program ever made, starring Sarah Hatoff, Victor Quartz, Victor S Quartz, Charles Pinski, Chloe Kapow, Samuel Boxx, and Theodore Ratling.
[CUTS TO ALL THE VICTORS FINDING RAT GUY AND BEATING HIM TO A PULP]
WALT 6000: *Voiceover* Bonkers is sponsored by Swalloin, the best pills for everything you want!
[FEED FROM SPEAKERBOX'S SHOW CUTS BACK]
Ad Guy: Feel an increase in brain functionality! Let’s see from our sponsor!
Sarah Hatoff: Okay let me take some *Sarah Hatoff takes some, but her brain stiffens up and causes her to collapse*
Ad Guy: Why are people like this- get your Swalloin pills today!
[CUTS TO ROSCOE AND BOB FINALLY FINSHING THEIR RESEARCH]
Roscoe: WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON, IT’S INSANE!
Bob: Yeah, the fact their is a higher plain of existence is somehow not the weirdest part of this world.
Roscoe: We have been researching this for the past 32 hours, let's just watch TV]
[THE TV PLAYS BONKERS, WITH THEM BEING ON THE TV]
Roscoe: THIS IS SLOP, TURN IT OFF!
Bob: Wait, that's SpeakerBox on the TV.
Roscoe: And Sarah and Victor and Victor and Chloe and Charles!
Bob: Well will it ever stop?
Roscoe: Knowing what we know, probably not. But we can tell everyone else to.
[CUTS WALT 6000 AND RAT GUY TALKING TO EACHOTHER]
WALT 6000: So how many people are watching.
Rat Guy: Well about three hundred people.
WALT 6000: HOW! ALL TVS IN THE WORLD ARE PLAYING IT!
Rat Guy: Seems like two dimwits named Bob and Roscoe are turning TV’s off.
WALT 6000: Fine, BUT THIS TIME FIND A WAY TO INCREASE RATINGS WITH THOSE CLONES.
[CUTS TO THE VICTORS TALKING TO EACHOTHER]
Mummy Victor: Wow, being used in those skits was crazy.
Astronaut Victor: Tell me about it.
Quirky Victor: Well I am so liked, beside VICTOR LOOK UNDER THERE!
Cyclops Victor: Underwhere?
Quirky Victor: Good boy-
Victor: OKAY THAT’S ENOUGH, WE NEED TO STOP WITH THIS!
WALT 6000: OKAY IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO DO ANOTHER SHOW!
[CUTS TO A HOUSE WITH THE VICTORS IN TYPICAL 80’S SITCOM ROLLS WHILE A CHEESY THEME PLAYS]
[TOO MANY VICS]
[IT TAKES A LOT TO FIND AND KILL PEOPLE]
[EVEN IF IT’S ALL OF NEPAL]
[A DASH OF NEWS AND PINCH OF HUMOUR]
[WE WON’T FALL FOR QUIRKY RUMOURS]
[BECAUSE THERE ARE:]
[TOO MANY VICS]
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[IT TAKES A LOT TO FIND AND KILL PEOPLE]
[EVEN IF IT’S ALL OF NEPAL]
[A DASH OF NEWS AND PINCH OF HUMOUR]
[WE WON’T FALL FOR QUIRKY RUMOURS]
[BECAUSE THERE ARE:]
[TOO MANY VICS]
[TOO MANY VICS]
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[IT TAKES A LOT TO FIND AND KILL PEOPLE]
[EVEN IF IT’S ALL OF NEPAL]
[A DASH OF NEWS AND PINCH OF HUMOUR]
[WE WON’T FALL FOR QUIRKY RUMOURS]
[BECAUSE THERE ARE:]
[TOO MANY VICS]
[TOO MANY VICS]
[TOO MANY VICS]
[TOO MANY VICS]
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[CUTS BACK TO RAT GUY AND WALT 6000 WATCHING THE SHOW]
WALT 6000: How many Victor’s are there?
Rat Guy: About a million.
WALT 6000: THIS SCENE OF ALL OF THEM AT THE TABLE WILL BORE THE AUDIENCE TO DEATH.
Rat Guy: So what do you want?
[CUTS TO THE THEME SONG PLAYING OVER A FAMILY GAME NIGHT IN THE THEME SONG]
Non PHC Victor: Hey this song is-*gets a machete to the head by WALT 6000* AAHHHH!
[ALL THE VICTORS SCREAM, PUPPET VICTOR’S STRINGS ARE CUT OFF, EMOTICON VICTOR IS DELETED, ASTRONAUT VICTOR HAS HIS OXYGEN CORD CUT. ALL WHILE PRIME, QUIRKY, AND MUMMY VICTOR RUN]
Cyclops Victor: WAIT FOR ME! *Gets a machete to the eye* NOT AGAIN!
WALT 6000: Let’s continue shall we?
[A MONTAGE OF WALT 6000 ACTING ALL THE STEROTYPE PLAY WHILE THE THEME SONG IS REPLACE WITH WALT]
[TOO MANY WALTS]
[TOO MANY WALTS]
[TOO MANY WALTS]
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WALT 6000: *Holding Mummy Victor hostage* Hey I’m Elias, you want to see a cool invention: Well here is VICTOR KNIFE! Three stabs and! *Stabs Mummy Victor three times* WORKS LIKE A CHARM-*Gets blown to pieces by Quirky Victor’s star powers*
Prime Victor: WHY DIDN’T YOU DO THAT BEFORE?
Quirky Victor: I could only do that once, BECAUSE QUIRKY :3
Prime Victor: WELL LET’S RUN OFF THE SET!
[THE TWO VICTORS RUN OFF THE SET AS RAT GUY NOTICES]
Rat Guy: I GOT TO STOP THEM FOR WALT!
[CUTS TO ROSCOE AND BOB TRYING TO UNPLUG A KIDS TV]
Kid: PLEASE, I LIKE THIS SHOW!
Roscoe: QUITE ZIPPY, this is for entertainments future *Unplugs the TV*
Bob: How many TV’s are left?
Roscoe: Well we have ten more in the area, we need to shut them all off. Otherwise the team will be stuck on the show FOREVER!
[CUTS TO PRIME AND QUIRKY VICTOR RUSHING TOWARDS ANOTHER SET]
Prime Victor: This might have someone.
[CUTS TO A STAR TREK ESC SET FILLED WITH RETRO FUTURISTIC TECH]
Charles: WELCOME TO P.A.P.E.R, after we lost our battle to WALT, we have been isolated on the planet of O.K.H.A.Y!
[CUTS TO A MONTAGE INTRODUCING CHARLES, SARAH HATOFF, AND CHLOE, BEFORE RAT GUY STARTS TO CUT UP THE SCENE]
Chloe: WHAT’S GOING ON!
Charles: I don’t know, but this theme song is cheesy as heck. LET’S GO!
Sarah Hatoff: Don’t worry, I can-*gets roadhoused by Rat Guy*
Rat Guy: Rathouse! Anywho, let me just take you guys out!
Quirky Victor: Don’t worry, I will leak your IP address on the internet!
Rat Guy: That will lead to harassment, but aside from that I am fine!
Quirky Victor: Fine, I’M A CAR!
[QUIRKY VICTOR TURNS INTO A CAR]
Quirky Victor: Beep Beep.
Sarah Hatoff: How did he turn into a car?
Prime Victor: I don’t know, this guy is basically a fictional character. Let’s go to the next set.
[CUTS TO THEM DRIVING TO A MANSION ON THE SET OF A SHOW STARING SPEAKERBOX, IN WHICH ALL HIS FAMILY MEMBERS ARE BEING KILLED BY RAT GUY]
SpeakerBox: Okay kids, time to-WHAT THE FU-
[CUTS TO ROSCOE AND BOB RUSHING TO THE LAST HOUSE]
Roscoe: Only one more house, then they can escape!
[CUTS BACK TO THE NEWS TEAM]
Prime Victor: Oh crap, triple kill from Rat Guy.
Chloe: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YO-*Gets elbowed by Quirky Victor*
SpeakerBox: Alright, you want a fight?
Rat Guy: Of course I do! *Lunges at SpeakerBox before Sarah Hatoff and Quirky Victor kick him in the head*
Sarah Hatoff: That was impressive!
Quirky Victor: I’M A REAL VICTOR NOW!
Rat Guy: We are NOT done. I won’t rest until I get to become FAMOUS!
Chloe: Why are you so obsessed with us?
Rat Guy: Because you LEAD TO WHERE I AM NOW!
SpeakerBox: You don’t make sense.
Rat Guy: YOU HAVE A SPEAKER FOR A HEAD! NOTHING MAKES SENSE! SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL CREATE NONSENSE! IF A QUOTE FROM A YELLOW TRIANGLE IS MORE LOGICAL THEN YOU, YOU HAVE LOST IT! THINK ABOUT IT!
Quirky Victor: I sent a nuke to this location.
Rat Guy: Oh so you think you are so fu-*a nuke drops on the mansion, blowing Rat Guy up*
Prime Victor: Looks like he has become a real Victor!
Quirky Victor: FRICK YEAH! *He disappears into thin air*
Sarah Hatoff: Was he a hallucination?
[CUTS TO ROSCOE AND BOB UNPLUGGING THE LAST TV]
Bob: We did it!
Roscoe: Well good for us!
[CUTS TO WALT 6000 WALKING TOWARDS THE NEWS TEAM WHILE HIS ZOMBIE BODY COLLAPSES]
WALT 6000: Oh we are not done in the slightest, I still have po-*the floor of the In Between collapses, leading to everyone falling*
Rat Guy: *lands* Uggh, what happened?
Victor: I don’t know but I have a lot of guns and this town isn’t good for WALT since he will abuse people, you because you're a psychopath, and SpeakerBox because of his horrible treatment of the employees.
SpeakerBox: I mean, I am a bit rude but you made Chloe commit a murder.
Victor: Shut up, first to shoot the other three wins!
WALT 6000: This is the time to use my Zombie hand for good use.
Victor: Let’s go-*Chloe emerges from the rubble*
Chloe: What is going on-*Gets shot by Victor in the shoulder and starts crying*
Victor: Hehe, Classic Victor Stanley Quartz.
SpeakerBox: Okay that is just hypocritical-*gets shot in the head by Victor*
Rat Guy: That wasn’t fair-*gets shot by Victor where is wound is* OUCH! Not where the bandage is!
WALT 6000: Don’t worry I will win-*gets shot in the eye, deactivating him*
Victor: YEAH I WIN.
Sarah Hatoff: Why did you shoot SpeakerBox and Chloe?
Victor: Because I had no other choice!
Roscoe: Uh, me and Bob saved the world.
Charles: Okay, whatever you say Jerry.
Victor: I AM A TRUE HERO YEAH! *Ends on a freeze frame of Victor leaping into the air while holding a gun, with Sarah tending to the wounds of Chloe and SpeakerBox, while Charles, Roscoe, and Bob drink Cola. With Rat Guy and WALT 6000 on the side*
[END OF EPISODE]
[END OF SHOW]