Victor: Is that my childhood house? Well, maybe it’s the same.
[VICTOR WALKS UP TO THE MANSION, NOTING THE ADDRESS HAS A FOUR INSTEAD]
Victor: OH MY GOD! Why is it A114? It’s supposed to be A113!
[VICTOR WALKS INTO THE HOUSE AND NOTICES MORE STUFF]
Victor: OH MY GOD, why is there a statue of one big cat and one mini one? It’s supposed to be one big cat?
[CUTS TO VICTOR WALKING UPSTAIRS TO HIS BEDROOM]
Victor: No way, I have a copy of Five Nights at Ka-Wait? OH MY GOD AGAIN? It’s supposed to be Kakie with a K, not Cakie with a C! Also, my TV is supposed to be filled with plasma, not water.
[VICTOR WALKS TO HIS KITCHEN]
Victor: *Breaks out into hysterics* What? Why is Froot Loops spelt the same? Why is everything so weird? Also why is the wallpaper Purple and Blue, not Blue and Orange!
[VICTOR WALKS PAST THE LIVING ROOM AND SEES HIS PARENTS WATCHING TV]
Victor: Psssh HAHAHA! My Dad and Mom are alive and together here!
[VICTOR WALKS INTO HIS BASEMENT]
Victor: This is a weird basement, so many alien plushes, bracelets on the floor, and raining stars that HURT MY FUDGING BACK!
[A MYSTERIOUS GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE VICTOR WALKS UP TO VICTOR, HOLDING A PISTOL]
Victor 2: Who are you?
Victor 1: I’m you, see-*gets shot in the head* That did nothing!
Victor 2: *Wide grin* Do you also have Peak Human Condition?
Victor 1: YEAH!
Victor 1 and 2: WE ARE BEST FRIENDS NOW!
[HEAVY ROCK PLAYS IN THE BACKGROUND AS VICTOR 1 AND 2 RECREATE THE SPIDER MAN MEME AND TALK TO EACH OTHER, CUTS TO BOB AND ROSCOE]
Roscoe: So a Rat Guy was behind it.
Bob: *On his computer* Yep.
Roscoe: And he had relation to Walt Disney?
Bob: Yep.
Roscoe: Have you found anything about him?
Bob: Yep.
Roscoe: REALLY!
Bob: No.
Roscoe: Dang.
[CUTS TO THE TWO VICTORS TALKING TO EACH OTHER]
Victor 1: Do you like GoodCreator?
Victor 2: OF COURSE!
Victor 1: Why?
Victor 1 and 2: BECAUSE AMERICA!
Victor 1: Do you hate being called Quirky?
Victor 1: YES!
Victor 2: NO!
Victor 1: What?
Victor 2: Because I am Qwirky :3, I’m literally Petey for real.
Victor 1: And what did Petey do?
Victor 2: Oh he [CENSORED WORDS FOR 1 MINUTE AND 42 SECONDS] Dolphins.
Prime Victor: You got to be kidding me.
Quirky Victor: Well are we still friends?
Prime Victor: Of course, but I have one question?
Quirky Victor: What?
[CUTS TO BOB AND ROSCOE FINALLY FINDING RAT GUY ON THE DATABASE]
Bob: Okay, Theodore Ratling, member of The Walt Disney GangLang?
Roscoe: Location of the Cults activities?
Bob: It's in this random supermakert.
Roscoe: The one people hallucinate?
Bob: I wonder why?
Rosoce: Must be some kind of hologram created by Walt.
Bob: THEN LET'S DRIVE THE NEWS VAN TO THE LOCATION!
[CUTS TO VICTOR HAVING A GUY DUCT TAPPED TO A CHAIR]
Man: HELP, SOMEONE HELP!
Quirky Victor: Why am I holding a GUN!
Prime Victor: Because if you are so “quirky and like to commit felonies” then actually do one. You say you “Sent a nuke to my house” or other crap like that, yet it’s not funny. It’s devastating! It’s the thrill that's better than the absurdity! What do you think?
Quirky Victor: No I won’t shoot him-
Prime Victor: TOO BAD *Shoots gun*
Quirky Victor: OH MY GOSH, YOU JUST KILLED THAT MAN.
Prime Victor: Well, I also have another thing, Physchokinetic bomb!
Quirky Victor: When did you make this
Prime Victor: I just did, now let’s go to a different dimension!
[CUTS TO A MONTAGE OF THE VICTORS GOING AROUND AND COLLECTING VARIOUS DIFFERENT VICTORS FROM THE MULTIVERSE, CUTS TO BOB AND ROSCOE GOING TO THE WAREHOUSE]
Roscoe: What are they doing?
Bob: I think it's some kind of rave.
[THEY ENTER THE BUILDING AND NOTICE THE CULT MEMBERS HAVING A PARTY]
Roscoe: Okay parties up *Pulls out Mr. Blasty*
Cult Guy: Okay okay we can settle this!
Bob: How so?
Cult Guy: We succeeded by giving WALT his new body, now here are the documents or whatever.
Roscoe: Huh, that was suprisingly easy
[CUTS TO THE VICTORS IN THE IN BETWEEN HAVING A MEETING WITH EACH OTHER]
Prime Victor: Okay we need to make a law for us.
Mummy Victor: We could massacre all the Petey’s?
Prime Victor: Too much effort, you Quirky Victor?
Quirky Victor: What? I think we should just use these *Throws a rainbow star into Cyclops Victor’s eye*
Cyclops Victor: AAAAHHHH!
Prime Victor: Fine, what about you Puppet Victor?
Puppet Victor: We could go to ThatcherWorld?
Prime Victor: How about you THROW YOURSELF INTO A DITCH!
Emoticon Victor: :(
Prime Victor: Fine, well what about you Rat Guy, Chloe, Charles, Sarah Hatoff, WALT 600, and SpeakerBox? WAIT WHAT
[THE FIVE SCREAM IN UNISON]
Sarah Hatoff: Where are we?
SpeakerBox: And why are there too many Victors?
Prime Victor: I don’t know, Quirky Victor told me to get more.
Quirky Victor: WHAT!
WALT 6000: *Slowly claps hands* HahaHA! I have finally got all of you times one hundred for the Blue Sweater Guy! Since I can do whatever I can do in this dimension if I have Physchokinetic powers, which I do since I was at the center of the bomb *Sparks come out of his hand*, I CAN MAKE YOU PART OF MY SHOW!
[END OF EPISODE]