[CUTS TO VICTOR IN HIS HOUSE WAKING UP]
[SONG: GOOD MORNING OKHAY VILLE]
Victor: Good morning Okhay Ville! I’m gonna wake up and decide to eat some dills!
[CUTS TO VICTOR EATING PICKLES AND GETTING DRESSED]
Victor: The robots on the ground have been chased, so thank god for the hybrid RACE!
[VICTOR READS A NEWSPAPER STATING THAT OKHAY VILLE IS RANKED NUMBER 1 IN DEBT, VICTOR THEN DRIVES HIS MOTERCYCLE]
Victor: Oh boy this place has BILLS!
Rat Guy: *Climbing out of the sewer, now wearing a large bandage around his gunshot wound* GOOD MORNING OKHAY VILLE-AHHH!!
[RAT GUY GETS RAN OVER BY VICTOR’S MOTORCYCLE THAT CRASHES INTO THE LOCAL HOSPITAL]
Disimbodied voice: GOOD MORNING OKHAY VILLE!
[CUTS TO VICTOR ENTERING THE NEWS STATION]
Victor: So Sarah Hatoff, how’s the day going?
Sarah Hatoff: Well SpeakerBox is coming to town within the next few days. So we have to get some good news, otherwise some people will be cut!
Victor: What do you mean, we have the Cat Jail interview, the LANDY 6000 recovery and the A.R.F.G.U.S interview!
Sarah Hatoff: All of those have footage that make it basically impossible to release! WE HAVE NOTHING!
Victor: So what, we can just fake something.
Sarah Hatoff: You sure, if he catches us faking, we will be cut! We are being cut out left and right. Enigma Corp got the axe, pretty sure GoodCreator is getting the boot, both the fitness and fatness blocks are being discontinued, and now Review-O-Vision Retro is being cut. We can’t afford another loss!
Victor: UGH, fine I’ll help. Me and Charles go get stuff to fake news at the store, while you, crybaby, pampered princess, and Rat Boy try to do something.
Rat Guy: Don’t shoot me again!! PLEASE DON’T.
Chloe: Last time I saw you, you kidnapped me and Charles.
ZuZu: Ruff Ruff!
Victor: *Kicks ZuZu* Okay Charlie, let’s go!
[CUTS TO THE TWO AT A SUPER MARKET]
Victor: Well, what could we buy?
Charles: We have Food, Fod, Foooooooooooooood, fdoo, fododoodod, and Milk.
Victor: Well, I notice a common trend. It’s all the same!
Charles: So your suggestion?
Victor: We ask them where the news stuff is and if they don’t bite. I will throw a pipebomb into their mailbox-
[A BUNCH OF PUNK KIDS LAUGH AT VICTOR]
Victor: I’m sorry what?
Punk Kid 1: You're so funny, you're literally me!
Charles: Uhh, you know these guys?
Victor: No, they are just my “””fans”””.
Punk Kid 2: You're so quirky! You’re just a silly boy!
Punk Rock 3: Check this edit I made.
[VICTOR SEES A POORLY MADE EDIT WITH OVEREDITED EFFECTS]
Victor: Well that’s just sweet.
Charles: So you guys idolize the number one threat to Okhay Ville aside from Petey that will either kill your family for no reason or make you kill your family for no reason.
Punk Kid 1: Well he is just misunderstood.
Victor: Okay, you want to see something refreshing?
Punk Kid 1: SURE!
Victor: Your head will pop! *pulls out shotgun and blows her face off*
Punk Kid 3: AAHHH!!
[CUTS TO A MONTAGE OF VICTOR USING HIS GUNS TO MASSACRE THE WHOLE STORE AND BURN EVERYONE IN ACID]
Victor: So, am I so “”””quirky””” now?
Charles: You scare me.
[CUTS TO CHLOE AND SARAH HATOFF MAKING MOON SHOES]
Sarah Hatoff: Okay test one and go!
Chloe: Woah! These shoes are so bouncy, I LIKE THEM!
Rat Guy: Oh please, dog shoes are better!
Sarah Hatoff: What?
Rat Guy: I just turned ZuBuBu into shoes, so what!
Sarah Hatoff: WHAT THE HAY! THAT WAS MY DOG!
Rat Guy: Oh, sorry.
Sarah Hatoff: YOU CAN’T DO THAT! *Starts crying*
Rat Guy: *Starts laughing* GOT YOU SUCKER!!!!
ZuZu: Ro?
Sarah Hatoff: Sorry Chloe, can you give me the Moon Shoes?
Chloe: But the news-
Sarah Hatoff: Up Bup Bup! We need to get rid of this Rat Guy. Plus Victor and Charles are doing well.
[CUTS TO THE SUPER MARKET WHERE CHARLES AND VICTOR WALK, WHILE THE ROGUE AI LOOKS AT VICTOR]
Victor: Well, we don’t have anything.
Charles: So now what do we do?
Victor: See if more people find me “””Quirky”””.
[VICTOR WALKS AROUND AND SEES A PERSON WATCHING A VIDEO]
Victor: If it’s a quirky edit of me I swear to George and Harold.
Random Citizen: Well, I want to tell you something. I have a solid gold watch with a chain to twirl it!
Charles: Well I have my very own bed and an indoor terlet?
Victor: I got a barbshop haircut that costs a quarter-*Realizes what he just said*
[THE CITIZEN STARTS TO UNCONTROABLY LAUGH ALONG WITH THE REST OF THE STORE]
Victor: So I’m funny because I quote a MEME?
Random Citizen: Yes.
Victor: Whoever is behind this trying to make me quirky and funny. I hope you choke on an egg.
[CUTS TO SARAH HATOFF AND CHLOE STRAPPING JET ROCKETS ONTO THE MOON SHOES OF RAT GUY]
Sarah Hatoff: THIS IS SARAH HATOFF AND TODAY WE CAUGHT THE NUMBER TWENTY SEVENTH CRIMINAL IN OKHAY VILLE: RAT GUY!
Rat Guy: It was just a prank, I wouldn’t kill a dog!
Chloe: You kidnapped me.
Rat Guy: THAT WAS THREE EPISODES AGO!
Sarah Hatoff: Stop now!
[THEY PUSH A BUTTON, CAUSING RAT GUY TO BE LAUNCHED INTO THE SKY AND HIS FEET TO BLOW UP, LANDING ON THE ROOF]
Rat Guy: GOLLY WHY DID YOU DO THAT!
[CUTS TO VICTOR AND CHARLES IN THE RAP ROOM OF THE SUPERMARKET]
Victor: Damn, Sarah keeps giving attitude. But when I start to shoot she says “Dude”. I have been so dedicated that no one can replace me, even better than the Mayor’s report cards which were all D’s.
GoodCreator Shirt Kid: Bro that was so Tuff!
[VICTOR HEARS IT JINGLE IN HIS EAR]
Victor: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
[VICTOR RUNS INTO A MEAT FREEZER AND STARTS HEARING ALL THE CRINGE AUDIO HE HAS BEEN ASSOCIATED WITH HIM AND MORE CRINGE PHARSES]
Victor: OH LOOK AT ME, I AM SO FUNNY AND DON’T COMMIT ATROCITIES BECAUSE I’M SICK TO THE HEAD BUT BECAUSE I AM “”QUIRKY””” HERE IS MORE EVIDENCE WHERE I BITE MY ARM OFF!
[CUTS TO VICTOR BITING HIS ARM BEFORE THE LIGHTS TURN OFF AND REVEAL A WALL MOUNT, CAUSING HIM TO GET A NASTY BITE MARK]
Victor: What the?
____ 6000: Hello Mr. Quartz, may I ask what the problem is?
Victor: God it’s you again, I THOUGHT I KILLED YOU!
____ 6000: Oh yeah you shot me at Mt A.R.F.G.U.S thinking I died. Well I was able to transfer myself hear because there was no security wall unlike the hard drive storage area.
Victor: Alright, alright, BUT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME AND IF THEY DO, THEY ACT LIKE I'M JUST A FUNNY GUY!
____ 6000: Well, I know your greatest fears, Heights, Getting rejected, and of course: Being “””Misunderstood”””.
Victor: So you have been stalking me for god know how long?
____ 6000: Yes, you ruined my business in twenty three and I had been in a bog for years, until you reported on me and gracefully turned me into waste. Also don’t call me the “random AI”, call me WALT!
Victor: Oh god it’s you. Walt Disney.
WALT 6000: Yep, I am Walt Disney. Or WALT 6000 for short and I have finally got my metophorical hands on YOU!
[VICTOR NOTICES METAL HAND FROM THE SIDES OF THE MOUNT GRABBING HIM]
Victor: AH! LET ME GO!
WALT 6000: I will let you go, if you do something of worth for me for once.
Victor: What is it?
WALT 6000: I will give you freedom and never bother you again. But your News Station friends become my servant.
Victor: Okay, anything else?
WALT 6000: Also you have to dig up my old corpse.
[VICTOR STARES AT THE CAMERA AND HAS A FAST CUT MONTAGE OF VICTOR DIGGING UP THE BODY OF WALT DISNEY, DELIEVERING IT TO WALT 6000]
Victor: Okay, here you go. Say why do you need it anyways?
WALT 6000: A personal project let's just say. Do we have a deal?
Victor: Deal!
[VICTOR SHAKES HAND WITH WALT'S METAL HAND, CUTS TO THE NEWS STATION]
Victor: Welp we got nothing.
Rat Guy: Why do you have a bandage around your arm?
Victor: Why do you have crutches and casts on both of your legs?
Charles: Victor is acting weirder than usual? Like he is saying he made a deal with Walt Disney?
Sarah Hatoff: We also didn’t get news, what will we do-
[AN UNKNOWN PERSON RINGS THE DOORBELL]
[END OF EPISODE]