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[STARTS WITH VICTOR AND SARAH HATOFF IN A ELEVATOR SHAFT WITH MASON YALE]

Sarah Hatoff: This is Sarah Hatoff reporting live from a BROKEN ELEVATOR, THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INTERVIEW WITH MASON YALE!

Mason Yale: HI!

Victor: Well it’s not my fault it touched all the buttons.

Mason Yale: YOU DID WHAT!

Victor: I touched all the buttons on the elevator, pretty simple.

Mason Yale: Well you didn’t press the giant red button on the top right?

Sarah Hatoff: You are smarter than that, OF COURSE HE DID!

Mason Yale: That button stored ALL the hard drive data we had. We have hundreds if not THOUSANDS of rogue AI's and you UNLEASHED them all.

Victor: Does it matter, I highly doubt you have access to all of them, let alone LANDY 6000.

Mason Yale: We have access to it, I picked it up out of dog doo.

Victor: What the-*the elevator's lights shut off, a single red eye appears on a monitor*

Mason Yale: Oh crap.

____ 6000: Welcome, I have taken control of this base and will send out robots to defeat you. Especially that man in the blue coat.

Victor: Oh I know who you are!

____ 6000: I know you as well. So I will make you suffer more than I ever have! *Duct tapes Victor’s mouth*

Sarah Hatoff: You’re pretty cool.

[CUTS TO CHLOE AND CHARLES WAITING IN LINE]

Chloe: UGGH! We have been here for three hours, when will we get our burgers!

Charles: Now now, we have to wait even more for all the burgers for us four!

Chloe: UGH!

Charles: Fine, what do you want to do?

Chloe: Do you have a story?

Charles: What kind of story?

Chloe: A SUPERHERO ONE!

Charles: Fine, I will tell you about the Fantastic fo-Five today. If we aren’t in the front of the line by the time the story is done, you can punch me!

Chloe: Got it!

[TWO HOURS LATER]

Charles: Honestly, I thought that was fantastic for a story *Chloe punches him in the face*

[CUTS TO VICTOR, SARAH HATOFF, AND MASON YALE IN THE ELEVATOR, VICTOR STARTS TO BLINK HIS EYES AGGRESSIVELY TO GET THE ATTENTION OF MASON YALE]

Mason Yale: Do you have an eye condition?

Sarah Hatoff: Well I was prescribed with glasses when I was ei-

Mason Yale: No one cares, but Victor might need glasses with him blinking that fast.

[THE AI NOTICES VICTOR’S BLINKING]

____ 6000: May I ask why your blinking is so extreme?

[VICTOR’S MUFFLED SCREAMS ARE HEARD]

____ 6000: Well, here is my assistance *Pulls out a metal spike and pokes it through Victor’s eye*

Victor: *Rips off Duct Tape* AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!! WHAT THE HECK!

Mason Yale: Was it morse code, I’m smart but not that smart.

Victor: IT WAS, I need a new eye and you're paying for it MR YALE!

[THEY HEAR A DING THAT THEY ARE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE BASE]

____ 6000: Well it’s glad to know you guys are now at the base of MT

A.R.F.G.U.S, meaning you can do whatever you want. UNDER MY RULE.

Sarah Hatoff: This will make for a weird blog.

[CUTS BACK TO CHLOE AND CHARLES IN THE BARKERY]

Baker: Order 57, ready.

Chloe: FINALLY! *Chloe does a dance*

Charles: How much will it cost?

Baker: four hundred and twenty dollars and sixty nine cents.

Charles: WHY THE HECK WOULD I BUY THESE BURGERS FOR THAT PRICE!

Chloe: *Punches Charles* Yeah, we will take them please!

[CUTS TO VICTOR AND SARAH HATOFF STUCK WITH MASON YALE IN THE BASEMENT]

Mason Yale: At least the T-Rex Corps are on our SIDE! *gets torn apart by the T-Rex Corps who chase Sarah Hatoff and Victor*

Sarah Hatoff: Well, we can just try to find a way for them to be defeated, like we can cut the wires of the bots, spring lock them, idk what else.

[A LONG AWKWARD PAUSE HAPPENS AS VICTOR FINDS A STASH OF GUNS LAYING AROUND]

Victor: GUN!

Sarah Hatoff: Sure, why not Victor.

[THE TWO USE THE GUNS TO SHOOT ALL THE T-REX CORPS, INJURING THEM]

____ 6000: I will get my revenge, just so you know- *gets shot, shutting him off*

[CUTS BACK TO CHLOE AND CHARLES AT THE NEWS STATION]

Charles: So we got the burgers, now what?

Chloe: I’ll just write in my diary.

Victor: *Shoots Diary* I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STILL HAVE THAT!

Chloe: Awww.

Victor: I have read the stuff in here and it is so unfunny it makes me want to end you like that rodent fella.

Sarah Hatoff: Okay, time to go to bed.

Victor: Nope, I am perfectly fine. Plus we need to learn more about that frickbutt AI!

Sarah Hatoff: Chill, Mason Yale can do so.

Victor: Mason Yale… He got his whole body torn apart, his arms, legs, and face would be non-existent!

Sarah Hatoff: I don’t know what to say then.

Victor: Okay, see you next week.

[END OF EPISODE]