[STARTS WITH SARAH HATOFF WALKING HER DOG ZUZU]
Sarah Hatoff: You are such a nice dog ZuZu, I couldn’t ask for anyone better!
Charles: Tell me about it.
Sarah Hatoff: What do you mean?
Charles: Well it’s always a pain to take care of this thing since you spoil it so much.
Sarah Hatoff: I DO NOT! Now ZuZu, would you like your 57th treat?
Charles: Fine, I will teach that dog some discipline and MANNERS!
[CUTS TO VICTOR AND CHLOE AT A BOG]
Victor: This is Victor Quartz with my accomplice, Chloe. Today we have heard rumours of the lost “LANDY 6000” that has been lost for three years and is on the government's list of 200 most wanted tech!
Chloe: So that’s why we are in th-
Victor: SHUT UP!
Chloe: Oh.
Victor: NOW! We need to find that hard drive and upload it online, what do you think happened?
Chloe: Well, maybe those guys in the cabin took it.
Victor: If that's the case, then use your handgun and turn them into a piece of swiss cheese like that Rat Guy.
Chloe: Isn’t that just murder?
Victor: I don’t give a crap, Disney went bankrupt from me. GO SHOOT THEM!
Chloe: Okay?
[CUTS TO CHARLES TRAINING ZUZU]
Charles: So you want this treat ZuZu?
ZuZu: RUFF RUFF!
Charles: Well first say please.
ZuZu: *Growls*
Charles: Yes, now give me a paw!
[ZUZU SHAKES HAND OF CHARLES]
Charles: GOOD! Now jump.
[ZUZU JUMPS]
Charles: YES YES!
[ZUZU BITES THE LEG OF CHARLES, CAUSING HIM TO DROP THE TREATS]
Charles: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Sarah Hatoff: What happened?
Charles; YOUR DOG BIT MY LEG, COME ON MAN!
Sarah Hatoff: Oh, well that sucks. Just give her treats.
Charles: NO THAT’S THE PROBLEM!
[CUTS TO VICTOR AND CHLOE IN THE BOG]
Victor: *Digging through wreckage* Where the heck is that???
Bog Guy: Well, today is a nice day. I have nothing to do but watch GoodCreator!
Chloe: *Shoots him in the head* Sorry. I was forced to.
[CHLOE CLIMBS UP THE STAIRS AND THREATENS TO SHOOT THE WIFE]
Chloe: Can you tell me where the Hard Drive is?
Bog Gal: NO I DON’T! JUST LET ME GO!
Chloe: No, you have the LANDY 6000, do you?
Bog Gal: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!!
Chloe: Oh, well I’m so sorry.
Victor: *Shouting* NEVERMIND I FOUND IT, STOP SHOOTING CHLOE!
Chloe: Oh, well then see you.
[CUTS TO CHARLES WITH SARAH HATOFF]
Sarah Hatoff: You sure that throwing these treats away is a good idea?
Charles: DO IT!
[THE TREATS ARE THROWN INTO THE GARBAGE]
ZuZu: ROOOOOO!!! *Jumps into the garbage and rolls around in it*
Charles: Wow, you really got her hooked did you.
Sarah Hatoff: Yeah, maybe I did.
Chloe: At least you didn’t meanlessly murder someone.
Sarah Hatoff: WHAT!
Victor: Yeah, she thought two rednecks had the LANDY 6000 and murdered them.
Chloe: You told me-
Victor: Whatever, let’s upload this to my computer.
[VICTOR UPLOADS IT TO HIS COMPUTER]
____ 6000: I will get my revenge on that chainsaw wielding guy, I may not
have a disco boy or oversized metal fist, but I will-
Victor: Shut up, *Throws it to ZuZu*
[ZUZU EATS IT AND POOPS IT OUT, MASON YALE AND THE MAYOR WALKING BY]
Mason Yale: Is that a hard drive in dog poop?
Mayor: Yes, now where these gloves and pick them up.
Mason Yale: Really?
Mayor: Do you want the bad guys to get a hold of it?
[ENDS OF EPISODE]