[EPISODE BEGINS WITH CHLOE AND CHARLES IN THE BREAK ROOM]
Chloe: Charles, what are you looking for?
Charles: I AM LOOKING FOR CHEESE!
Chloe: What’s so important about cheese?
Charles: It’s the only food we even have here, I highly doubt SpeakerBox will give us more. So I have to find it!
Chloe: Well I can help, but this better not lead to chaos!
Charles: Don’t worry, Chaos won’t ocCUR!!!
[CHARLES GETS DRAGGED DOWN TO THE SEWER BY RATS]
[CUTS TO VICTOR AND SARAH HATOFF REPORTING AT CAT JAIL]
Sarah Hatoff: This is Sarah Hatoff reporting live from Cat Jail to give you insight on the prisoners of Cat Jail! We will interview people with my co host, Victor Quartz. Victor?
Victor: Thanks Red Head, no Big Jim? How did you end up here?
Big Jim: I stole a donut.
Victor: So you stole a donut and now you have a life sentence?
Big Jim: Yep!
Victor: Talk about corruption. Well I have more questions, let me check them.
[VICTOR PULLS OUT QUE CARDS]
Victor: "What's with the lack of Female Cats?” “Would you consider this catist?” “Why are there only regular Cats?” “Are there any bathrooms for other species”. What the hay?
Big Jim: Sorry what?
Victor: These questions are BS! I’m going to ask you my own questions.
Sarah Hatoff: Oh no.
Victor: Your opinion on Dogs?
[CUTS TO CHARLES IN THE SEWERS]
Charles: Where am I? This is a bit creePY! *Gets stabbed by someone*
[CHARLES WAKES UP NEXT TO CHLOE]
Chloe: The Rat Guy got you to?
Charles: What Rat Guy?
[RAT GUY JUMPS FROM ROOF]
Rat Guy: I AM THE RAT GUY, NEAL BEFORE ME!
Charles: Oh I know you, you were my brother's college roommate and part of his DND group.
Rat Guy: Gut Pinski?
Charles: Yes, now let us go please.
Rat Guy: NO, I AM TIRED OF YOU HUMANS UNDERMINING THE RATS ACHIEVEMENTS!!!
[CUTS TO VICTOR TORMENTING BIG JIM]
Victor: You are STUPID, no one LIKES YOU, YOU SHOULD JUST END YOURSELF WHENEVER YOU CAN SO THAT YOU DON’T WASTE OXYGEN!
Big Jim: WHAT DID I DO!!! *Starts crying*
Sarah Hatoff: *Grab camera frantically* Well that’s ALL the time we have!
[SARAH TURNS IT OFF AND SLAPS VICTOR]
Sarah Hatoff: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!
Victor: I don’t know, it was either that or asking those stupid politically fueled questions!
Sarah Hatoff: You got to be kidding me, WHAT’S NEXT ARE YOU GOING TO LET BIG JIM OUT!
Victor: Crap, why did I give him the keys to let the prisoners OUT! *Gets punched in the face*
Mr. Whiskers: You don’t earn my respect, now let's escape from here Jimmy.
[CUTS TO CHLOE AND CHARLES LISTENING TO RAT GUYS RANT]
Rat Guy: And then she said “Lets go see a movie” NO, I DON’T CARE ABOUT MOVIES, I AM LOCKED IN AND I’M RULING RATS! THAT’S WHAT SHE DIDN’T UNDERSTAND!
Charles: What do we do?
Chloe: Let me just pull my handgun out and!
Rat Guy: THAT’S WHY I HATE HU-*Gets shot by Chloe* Ouch, why did you do that!
Chloe: Now just tell us where the cheese is.
Rat Guy: In the fridge!
Charles: Okay.
[CUTS TO THE CAT JAIL WARDEN WALKING TO CAT JAIL]
Warden: I AM WALKING TO THE JAIL, IF THE CATS ARE FREEDED I WILL KILL THEM!
Victor: HEY WARD, WE LET THE CRIMINALS OUT!
Warden: *Pulls out Baby Knife* What have you done! *repeatedly stabs Victor in the chest*
Sarah Hatoff: Let me just return to the New Station. *Drives in the Van to the News Station*
Charles: Hey Sarah, how did the interview at Cat Jail go?
Sarah Hatoff: OH IT WAS AWFUL!
Chloe: Well we had to steal cheese from an insane guy!
Sarah Hatoff: And Victor let all prisoners out of Cat Jail!
Charles: Well, I want to eat cheese.
Sarah Hatoff: No?
Victor: I NEED TO GO TO THE DOCTORS I AM HURT HELP!
[End of Episode]