Ranking Dog Man Villains From Their Worst Crimes
Well, I saw WickedBinge do this with other villains, so I thought it would be cool if I did it with Dog Man villains.
- 1 Rules
- 1.1 Main Antagonists Only
- 1.2 Rankings are Bound to Change
- 1.3 Cat Kid Comic Club and Super Diaper Baby Villains are Not Allowed
- 2 15: Blue Sippy Cup
- 3 14: Current Mayor
- 4 13: Captain Cuddles
- 5 12 & 11: Judge and Maude
- 6 10: Dog Jail Warden
- 7 9: Flippy
- 8 8: Flat Petey
- 9 7: Grampa
- 10 6: Dr. Scum
- 11 5: Fair Fairy
- 12 4: Pink Sippy Cup
- 13 3: Petey
- 14 2: Piggy
- 15 1: Dr. Scum A.I. Buddy
- 16 0: Victor
- 17 Notes
This means that if someone who was the main antagonist or main villain of at least one book, they can be added here. The only exceptions are if they appear multiple times throughout the series though they never appear as the main antagonist of a book (this o…
The Epic Tales of Dog Man Season 1 Episode 9: The Robot Club
COLD OPEN
Li'l Petey: Hi 80-HD! Why are you sad?
80-HD: .. / ..-. . . .-.. / .-.. --- -. . .-.. -.-- / .- / .-.. --- - / --- ..-. / - .. -- . ... -.-.--
Li'l Petey: You're lonely? But you have friends like us?
80-HD: .. / -.. --- -. .----. - / --. --- - / -. --- / .-. --- -... --- - / ..-. .-. .. . -. -.. ... -.-.--
Li'l Petey: That sucks. Wait, I have an idea!
MAIN EPISODE
(A few hours later)
Li'l Petey: 80-HD! Come see!
[80-HD LOOKS MORE VISIBLY HAPPY, SEEING A BUNCH OF ROBOTS]
Li'l Petey: TA-DA!
Robo-Chief: WELCOME TO THE CLUB!
Petey: I built Robo-Chief after Chief! Because why not!
Robo-Chief: Want to go on an adventure UNIT 80-HD!
[80-HD WANTS TO GO]
(cut to a montage of 80-HD and Robo-Chief having fun, we see them celebrating Halloween, Christmas, …
The Epic Tales of Dog Man Episode Eight: Super Diaper Teenager
COLD OPEN
Narrator: Remember Super Diaper Baby? The superhero baby who once stopped Petey when he was a bad guy? Well, keep him in mind for today's episode.
MAIN EPISODE
Li'l Petey: Hey Dog Man! Someone is visiting us later!
Dog Man: ?
Li'l Petey: His name is Billy Hoskins. He and his family are going to visit today!
Dog Man: Bark!
Li'l Petey: Huh, I wonder why his name sounds so familiar to you...
Dog Man: Bark bark bark! (I know him! He got Petey arrested 13 years ago!)
Li'l Petey: He got my papa in jail? Why?
Dog Man: Bark bark ruff! (He destroyed every toilet in the world and made everyone pee themselves!)
[MOLLY COMES IN AND OVERHEARS EVERYTHING GIGGLING]
Molly: Why did he do that? That sounds kind of stupid.
Dog Man: Bark bark bark ruff! (I don't…
The Dogman Show (Season 1 Episode 4 - Book Em Dogman)
[STARTS WITH PETEY IN CAT JAIL READING THE NEWS, HE RIPS THE NEWSPAPER IN HALF]
Big Jim: Wow, you must really hate Speakbox’s writing do you?
Petey: Well I do but also I don’t get it! I am probably the second most intelligent person in this town, yet I get beaten by a dog who has half of my intelligence.
Big Jim: Well I was just going to say that IT IS MY BIRTHDAY!
Fluffy: Today is Big Jim’s birthday?
Mr. Whiskers: Respect!
[EVERYONE SINGS HAPPY BIRTHDAY OUTSIDE IN THE COURTYARD]
Petey: Okay so now can I-
Big Jim: Well here is a balloon!
[PETEY STARTS FLYING BECAUSE OF THE BALOON]
Petey: HAHA! I HAVE ESCAPED! SEE YEAH SUCKAS!
Mr. Whiskers: That guy does not earn my respect.
[CUTS TO PETEY GOING BACK TO HIS LAB]
Petey: Ah, this feels so good. But Dogman…
The Dogman Show (Season 1 Episode 3 - The Tongue Of Justice)
[CUTS TO PETEY IN HIS LAB]
Petey: Okay Petey, you better not screw this up. Once you put this power core in, you will invent time travel!!
[SOMEONE SLAMS THE DOOR OF THE LAB OPEN, STARTLING PETEY AND CAUSING HIM TO DROP THE POWER CORE]
Petey: Who are you and what do you want?
Butler: Is the Butler job still open?
Petey: Yeah, so?
Butler: I want the job.
Petey: Sure let’s have an interview!!!!
[PETEY AND BUTLER ARE NOW IN AN INTERVIEW ROOM]
Petey: So what do you think of my inventions?
Butler: Uhh, what does this have to-
Petey: HAHAHA THAT’S FUNNY! Now answer the question.
Butler: Well I can’t get a job anywhere else, I have to take care of my elderly parents and young kids. You don’t even seem to be interested in why I want the job!
Petey: Hey look at…
The Dogman Show (Season 1 Episode 2 - Toilet Trouble)
[EPISODE BEGINS WITH DOGMAN EATING TRASH AND DRINKING TOILET WATER]
Police officer: Hey Dogman how is i-*Smells Dogman* PU YOU SMELL!!!
Police officer 2: *whispers something into Police officer 1’s ear*
Chief: *Hears a phone ring* What is it?
Police officer 1: THERE IS A BANK ROBBERY!!!
Chief: Where?
Police officer 1: AT THE BANK!!!!
Chief: Okay, Dogman, go to the bank!
Maude: Why do we never go on missions??
Chief: Because Dogman is the best cop!
Maude: I’ve been here for six years and Dogman has been here for only two? I HAVE MORE POWER!
Chief: Yeah, and I’ve been here for 15 years.
[DOGMAN DRIVES POLICE CAR TO BANK]
Robber 1: Ron, pull out the rock pistols!
Robber 2: Got it boss!
[A LITTLE GIRL WALKS INTO THE POLICE STATION]
Girl Scout: LaLa Hi Mister. …
The Dogman Show (Season 1 Episode 1 - The Return Of Petey)
[MAYOR AND MULTIPLE A.R.F.G.U.S AGENTS INVESTIGATE THE WRECKS OF PETEY’S TANK AND THE MECH]
Mason Yale: Well Mayor, we have investigated the entire area.
Mayor: And?
Mason Yale: Well, it seems that Petey’s body is nowhere to be found. So maybe he is alive.
Mayor: Come on, no shot he could have survived.
Mason Yale: But we did find Flippy’s, it’s super damaged but can be repaired to get a brain scan on how the Orb and Brain dots affected him.
Mayor: Who would do that, only an idiot.
Petey: *Takes of A.R.F.G.U.S disguise* Hehe.
[PETEY SEES THE CORPSE OF FLIPPY, GRABS IT, THEN LEAVES]
Petey: *Voice over* The puppetmaster has become the Puppet!
Petey: *in present day, burning film reel* Is what I would be saying if I could figure out how to rebuild Flip…
The Dogman Movie 2: Chaos Unleashed (Script, Act lll)
[START OF ACT 3]
Warden: Okay Big Jim, I’ll ask you one more time. Why did you help Petey escape!!!
Big Jim: I said he promised me donuts!
Warden: THAT’S NOT GOOD ENOUGH! YOU HELPED HIM ESCAPE FOR ANOTHER REASON!
Big Jim: I SWEAR HE PROMISED ME DONUTS IF I HELPED HIM TO ESCAPE!
Warden: YOU MUST BE LYING!
Big Jim: Nuh uh, if a random super powered freak comes out randomly, I’m lying.
[A SUPER POWERED FLIPPY, WEARING A PURPLE STONE AND OBSIDIAN JACKET, LONG SPIKY OBSIDIAN FEET, AND A LARGE OBSIDIAN BLOUDER AS HIS HEAD]
Warden: HA! You're lying.
Big Jim: No I’m not, but who is this guy?
Flippy: *In a deep and multilayered voice* You will soon know who I am, I am your new leader. You will bow down to me in my new world order.
Warden: Yeah right.
Flippy: *…
The Dogman Movie 2: Chaos Unleashed (Script, Act ll part three)
[CUTS TO DOGMAN AND CHIEF ON THEIR WAY TO THE NEXT LOCATION]
Chief: Well the USB says we have to go to Antarctica, but before we do I have a reward I’ve been wanting to show you for a while. Are you ready Dogman?
Dogman: YEAH YEAH!
[CHIEF PULLS OUT A JACKET]
Chief: TA DA!! It’s a jacket made from Knight’s old blanket, do you like it?
Dogman: YEAH YEAH!! RUFF RUFF!!
Chief: Good, now it’s time to go to Antarctica!
Chief: *Parks police car* Welp, this is what the USB said was the location of the last crystal key.
Dogman: BARK BARK!
Chief: Welp lets go into the mountain.
[THE MOUNTAIN HAS STONE DESIGNS WITH A STORY BEING TOLD]
Chief: Seems like these stone designs tell a story, but what is it?
Dogman: BARK! *points at a stone plaque with a story inscribed…
The Dogman Movie 2: Chaos Unleashed (Script, Act ll part two)
[CUTS TO DOGMAN AND CHIEF STOPPING BY A HOTEL]
Hotel employee: How long would you like to rent out a room?
Chief: five days please.
Hotel employee: Okay, here is your room.
Chief: Thank you. Now Dogman, let's do some training to control your Dog-like urges.
Dogman: Yeah Yeah!
Chief: First up, imagine you are fighting a big scary criminal but they pull out a red ball and throw it like this!
Dogman: *Paints and then Barks, chases the ball and catches it*
Chief: AHH DOGMAN I’M GETTING HURT, HELP ME!!!
Dogman: *Growls*
Chief: See Dogman, your urges lead to major consequences. When you seem something that distracts you like this squirrel *Squeaks Squirrel*
Dogman: *Growls* RUFF RUFF!
Chief: DON’T CHASE IT!!!! *Throws Squirrel*
*Dogman still chases it anyway…
The Dogman Movie 2: Chaos Unleashed (Script, Act ll)
[START OF ACT 2]
[PETEY AND FLIPPY PULL INTO THE DRIVEWAY OF A MEXICAN PIZZERIA]
Petey: You gotta be kidding me “Pizzería Ardillas Silas” what does that even mean?
Flippy: It means Silas squirrel’s pizzeria.
Petey: Oh nevermind, well we gotta get looking for clues they could be anywhere, they could be inside the pizzeria, in the tank, inside you, or maybe-AHHHH!
Flippy: Oh it looks like he fell down a hole covered by leaves, lets pray it’s a tiger trap.
Petey: *Lands on his face on the hard rock floor* RATS!
Flippy: *Lands on his two feet* Guess cats don’t always land on their feet!
Petey: Yeah Yeah whatever. Let’s just investigate this place.
[PETEY AND FLIPPY GO THROUGH A LONG, NARROW TUNNEL]
Petey: Looks like this place hasn’t been active for cen…
The Dogman Movie 2: Chaos Unleashed (Script, act 1)
The
Dogman
Movie
2: Chaos Unleashed
[Starts with Petey waking up]
Petey: Petey’s log 207, I’ve been in here for two years ever since that monster of a mutt destroyed my near flawless plan, he just wouldn't give up. As for life in cat jail, it sucks, I have to eat a random meal each day. With them being-.
Petey runs away from the cops, successfully runs away*
Petey: SEE YOU SUCKERS, I WON’T MISS ANY OF YOU!
Big Jim: What about me?
Petey: ESPECIALLY YOU!! *He says as he climbs over the gates*
Big Jim: You still owe me donuts!
Petey: Well now that I’m finally free, I can enact my plan: Return to Petey’s Labicus, Concoct my revengeicus, and end that mutt’s reighicus!
*Petey than notices that Sarah Hatoff and her news team are near a volcano*
Petey: Intéres…
The Epic Tales of Dog Man Episode Seven: Flat Grampa
COLD OPEN/LAST TIME ON THE EPIC TALES OF DOG MAN
(we start off with the post credits scene of the last episode)
Grampa: Hey Big Jim, do you have any books I can read?
Big Jim: Sure! This one is called Flat Stanley!
(Grampa reads the book, with a sneaky grin growing as he flipped the pages)
Grampa: I think I know just how to escape…
MAIN EPISODE/AFTER THE INTRO
(Grampa goes into the art supplies closet and grabs large orange construction paper, he then cuts the paper into a cat-like shape. Grampa then gets a pencil and draws his features on the cutout. He then gets a grey crayon and colors in his beard.)
Grampa: And now the finishing touch!
(Grampa puts a bulletin board on the cutout, he then hides in a closet)
Grampa: WARDEN! HELP!
Warden: Oh no! Gra…
The Epic Tales of Dog Man Episode Five: Petey vs. Gerald
COLD OPEN/OUR STORY THUS FAR
Narrator: Last time on Dog Man, Petey decided to run for mayor after the previous one got fired, and everything was going well until he got exposed by his rival candidate. Now that Petey’s chance to become mayor was ruined, what is he to do? Find out now!
AFTER THE INTRO/MAIN EPISODE
(Petey is working on something)
Li’l Petey: Hi Papa? Why are you making a remote type thing?
Petey: Why, it’s the Disguise-O-Tron 2000! It can transform you into any person you desire! Lemme test it out! (zaps himself and turns into Dog Man)
Petey as Dog Man: Ruff? Ruff ruff ruff! (See? Now I’m Dog Man!)
(zaps himself to turn back)
Petey: How do you like it? It’s part of my latest plan! Oh! That reminds me, I have to work on another thing …
The Epic Tales of Dog Man Episode Three: An Average Day in Cat Jail
COLD OPEN
Narrator: This is Cat Jail. The official penitentiary for cats and cats only. Because I guess the Mayor couldn't afford to put cats in a jail with the humans. Today, we've decided to take you on a journey through the daily lives of the inmates. But not before the intro!
AFTER THE INTRO/MAIN EPISODE
Petey: Man, I'm bored.
Big Jim: HIYA PETEY!
Petey: AHH! NOT AGAIN!
Big Jim: I had a dream last night where I ate a large marshmallow, and when I woke up, my pillow was gone!
Petey, in a deadpan tone: Gee...I wonder what happened...
(Mr. Whiskers walks over)
Mr. Whiskers: Hey guys, do y'all want to work out with me?
Petey: Not rea-
Big Jim: (interrupting) Of course we would!
Mr. Whiskers: OK, let's head to the gym
Petey: Rats!
Big Jim: Oh c'mon Petey…
The Epic Tales of Dog Man Episode One: Pilot
COLD OPEN/OUR STORY THUS FAR
Narrator: Once upon a time, there were two police officers. A human named Knight (well, that was his last name but his friends called him Knight) and a dog named Greg were best buddies, but they had their weaknesses. Knight, while strong, wasn't the smartest cop. Greg, while smart, wasn't very athletic and couldn't speak English. One day, they set out to stop Petey (The World's Most Evilest Cat)'s plan to bomb the city, but that didn't work out thanks to both of their issues. Fortunately, their lives were both "saved" (well Knight had to be killed but Greg is technically still alive) by Nurse Lady (The World's Most Smartest Nurse) to create DOG MAN (The World's Most Greatest Cop)!
Dog Man: RUFF!
Narrator: Although…
The Epic Tales of Dog Man Episode Six: Coned!
I know...I know...I promised this episode would come out AFTER I finished my script for the first movie. But I got so excited for the upcoming episodes that I decided to put the script thing on the backburner for a while. (Don't worry, I won't cancel it. I don't have a release date yet but I promise that it will be before movie 3 or so. Now on to the episode.)
COLD OPEN
Piggy: MWAHAHAHA! I’VE FINALLY CAUGHT YOU DOG MAN! Now to face the wrath of ROBO-BRONTOSAURUS JR.!
(Muscular Chief busts through the door)
Piggy: OH NOOO! IT’S CHIEF! THE WORLD’S MOST CHIEFIEST CHIEF!
Chief: That’s right. And it’s TIME TO PAY THE PRICE FOR ALMOST KILLING MY BEST MAN! No literally, he’s not only my best cop, but he was the best man at my wedding!
Piggy: You got ma…
The Dogman Movie 2: Chaos Unleashed Act 3
Act 3:
The warden is interviewing Big Jim, asking him why he helped Petey escape. But just then, Flippy appeared out of nowhere. The coat he is wearing, now made of obsidian and purple rock. His table legs, now long and lanky, his cardboard box mask, now a giant boulder of obsidian. Flippy shows them his power by creating a donut and crushing it in front of Big Jim and the Warden, locking them up in a singular cell. The news team is outside of Cat Jail, with the mayor, Dogman, Petey, and Chief. Who all see Flippy, with more psychokinetic energy than ever, Petey tells Flippy he has lost his most abundant resource supplier: Himself. But Flippy showed Petey that he didn’t need him, and proceeded to pick up multiple destroyed robots and pieces …
The Dogman Movie 2: Chaos Unleashed Act 2
Act 2:
Petey and Flippy park the treasure chest tank in the front of a Mexican pizzeria. They look for clues in order to find the first step to unlocking the temple in Brazil, but Petey and Flippy fall down a hole. Flippy lands safely while Petey lands flat on his face, there in a weird ancient dungeon, they navigate it and learn about the four crystal keys from a mural on the wall stating “Uno es el caos, on est orgueilleux, один научит его балансировать, e sua própria inteligência será sua ruína, Chaos will be unleashed!”. Underneath the text is an ancient cat with the orb in its head fighting a man with a dog's body with the four crystal keys on the bottom of the mural. It’s a prophecy and Petey is happy, Flippy tries to tell Petey the re…
The Dogman Movie 2: Chaos Unleashed
The Dogman Movie 2: Chaos Unleashed
A Sequel to a revision by Nicholas Patrick Walsh
Basic Synopsis:
After the events of the previous film, Dogman is living his best life. But when Petey and a new threat discover an item that could end the world, Dogman and his friends must race against time to get the object before Petey, all while dogman tries to control his dog-like urges.
Prologue:
The Movie starts with Petey still in cat jail from the last film, having been in cat jail for two years. He has eaten nothing but slop, has to go outside every lunch, and is sharing a cell with Big Jim, who he does not like. Petey has also developed multiple complex plans, all of which failing. But this time, Petey has made a plan that can’t fail. The jail Petey …
The Dogman Movie (Script, Act lll)
[START OF ACT 3]
The entire city starts throwing whatever they can at the mech, Sarah Hatoff throws her new equipment, the townsfolk throw random robot parts, and the mayor decides to just relax, before some hands her the head of The DogBot 2000. Which she throws at the mech. The mech is so weakened by the constant attacks, it loses grip of Dogman and causes him to fall into a tennis net*
Dogman: *Barks, as he climbs up the mech’s leg all the way to the cockpit, avoiding the falling debris*
Petey: Looks like you don’t know when to give up.
Dogman: *Growls and then starts punching Petey, leading to a one on one fight between the two, but during the fight Petey’s mech accidentally drops Alice*
Dogman: *Whimpers*
Petey: Well you can’t save them all…
The Dogman Movie (Script, Act ll)
[START OF ACT 2, TAKES PLACE ONE MONTH AFTER ACT 1]
*Dogman walks up to officer knight and Alice’s house, hoping to see Alice in the house, but the house is empty, with the wallpaper slowly coming off and almost no furniture left in the house*
Dogman: *Whimpers* (he is sad that Alice basically abandoned him, he walks around the house and remembers all the good times he had with her and officer knight, with a montage starting, showing memories of Dogman/Greg, Alice, and Officer knight celebrating christmas, watching movies, and playing games.)
Dogman: *Whimpers* (he is about to leave when he sees a ball labeled Greg, it was his old tennis ball, but after getting the ball he opened the door and was shocked to see a real estate agent at the fro…
The Dogman Movie (Script)
The
Dogman
Movie
A script by Reviewer-Vision
[START OF ACT 1]
*VHS put into video player*
Announcer: Welcome to Okhay vile, a small town with a big heart!
Announcer: Enjoy a day at the stadium or visit our police station, maybe work at the old warehouse. We even have a volcano.
Announcer: Hope you enjoy your stay at Okhay vile!
*Montage of people doing stuff in Okhay vile, cuts to officer barkley knight and greg the dog in there house*
Officer knight: Darn it I should have woken up earlier, Chief is going to kill me if we are late.
Greg: *Barks* (he is trying to tell knight to hurry up)
Officer knight: Okay, Okay i’m going, yeesh.
Alice: Are we going to hang out tonight honey?
Officer Knight: Of course, I love spending time with you, you always make my …
The Dogman Movie Act 3
Act 3:
The third (and final) act starts with Dogman and DogBot 2000 in an epic battle, DogBot 2000 runs faster than Dogman and even shoots out lasers, Dogman doesn’t know how to stop him, but he is able to cut the robots arms off and eventually outruns him, but in the meantime, he has to help Chief and Sarah fight off the robots, with his intelligence and athleticism. But the three are still outnumbered, in fact Petey comes by and uses his armoured suit to fight Dogman, leading to a heart racing fight between the two. Dogman actually is able to defeat Petey and destroy his armoured suit. But Petey summons a now damaged DogBot 2000, leading to a 2v1. Dogman knocks off Petey along with DogBot 2000, causing DogBot 2000 to fall to his death. Pe…
The Dogman Movie Act 2
Act 2:
Dogman doesn’t really have a home after the bomb incident, but after a month of working as a cop, he hopes to come home to a cozy home with Alice, sitting on the couch. But instead he walks into a blank house with nothing but boxes. It’s then shown that she moved away to somewhere else, but Dogman is motivated to find Alice one day. But in the meantime, Dogman has to learn how to be a proper cop, because he constantly has flashbacks to the bomb incident. Dogman tries to move on by moving into a doghouse, but he still keeps stuff from his previous life. Chief isn’t very sympathetic towards Dogman, as he is more concerned about Dogman's lack of constant work than Dogman’s trauma. So he just constantly shouts at Dogman even if he is str…
The Dogman Movie
The Dogman Movie
A revision by Reviewer-Vision
Basic synopsis:
When a police officer and his dog are involved in a near fatal bombing, they are merged together to become Dogman: part dog, part man, all hero.
But when the evil cat Petey threatens to destroy the city, Dogman must rise to the occasion while also dealing with the skeletons in his closet.
Act 1:
The movie starts with an old VHS tape playing a video introducing the city of ‘’Okhay Ville’’. It shows all the different locations, including the police station, an old warehouse and a giant volcano in the centre of the town, then the tape ends. We then see a montage of what goes on in okhay ville. We then enter a random house that is the house of 26 year old Barkley Knight and his dog, Gre…
The Epic Tales of Dog Man Episode Four: Petey for Mayor (NEW)
COLD OPEN
Petey: Hello viewer, today I’m going to tell you the story of when I tried running for mayor between the events of the first movie and the second one. Back then I was still evil so I hope you can excuse that.
Dog Man: Ruff ruff? (What about me? I haven’t appeared since episode one and I’m the main character!)
Petey: Well, sorry for stealing the show ig. Now onto the story. FLAAAAASHBAACK!
AFTER THE INTRO/MAIN EPISODE
Petey: It all started when the mayor got fired.
(we cut to a flashback)
Old Mayor: Ah, I love being the mayor! I hope no one realizes I’m friends with a bad guy!
(The mayor gets a call from the president)
Old Mayor: Oh! Hello Mr. President!
President, on the phone: Mayor, you’re fired.
Old Mayor: WHAT?! WHY!
President, on the ph…
why dav pilkey why?
This book is no longer on the Planet Pilkey website as of January 30, 2024 and was replaced by Melvin's Magazine. However, it returned on the website and can be readable at the "See Inside the Books" section.
The Epic Tales of Dog Man Episode Four: Petey for Mayor (NON-CANON)
COLD OPEN
Petey: Hello viewer, today I’m going to tell you the story of when I tried running for mayor between the events of the first movie and the second one. Back then I was still evil so I hope you can excuse that.
Dog Man: Ruff ruff? (What about me? I haven’t appeared since episode one and I’m the main character!)
Petey: Well, sorry for stealing the show ig. Now onto the story. FLAAAAASHBAACK!
AFTER THE INTRO/MAIN EPISODE
Petey: It all started when the mayor got fired.
(we cut to a flashback)
Old Mayor: Ah, I love being the mayor! I hope no one realizes I’m friends with a bad guy!
(The mayor gets a call from the president)
Old Mayor: Oh! Hello Mr. President!
President, on the phone: Mayor, you’re fired.
Old Mayor: WHAT?! WHY!
President, on the ph…
The Epic Tales of Dog Man Episode Two: Commander Cupcake and Sprinkles
COLD OPEN
Petey: Finally, time to kick back, relax, and enjoy some TV.
(just as Petey is watching TV, he gets startled by you know who)
Big Jim: HIYA PETEY!
Petey: AHHH!!! What the heck Big Jim!
Big Jim: Wanna hang out?
Petey: Nope! I am good!
Big Jim: Why?
Petey: Because I just am!
Big Jim: Why?
Petey: I have no idea!
Big Jim: Why?
Petey: STOP IT! (snaps fingers, which causes a silly but heroic grin to appear on Big Jim’s face)
Big Jim: Looks like it’s time to FLY AGAIN! But first I need to get our costumes!
Petey: NOOOOOOO!!!
MAIN EPISODE/AFTER THE INTRO
Narrator: Before we really begin, I think I might need to explain what you just saw. The fat purple cat with the double chin and the red shirt is named Big Jim. He is Petey’s lovable yet dumb cellmate. …
Dog Man Movie Rewrite Sequel: Full Plot
The movie opens with a flashback to young Petey in a scouts club for “bad kids” called ‘The Critter Scouts.” He is in this club alongside a pig named Piggy, an ape named Crunky, and a crocodile named Bub. They were great at doing good deeds. But one day, everything changed when the scout leader took them to play golf. The scout leader left them unattended to get some coffee, which started good until a strom began. Causing the scouts to be washed up on a deserted island. Petey suggests they use their skills to survive and make a civil utopia, but Bub and Crunky end up going feral and attack both Petey and Piggy just nine minutes later. Sharks are about to eat both Petey and Piggy, when its revealed this was just an imagination the scouts ha…
Dog Man Movie Rewrite: Full Plot
The film begins with Chief excited to use his new couch, with a little line indicating that he has a crush on a person named Genie, however little does he know Knight and Greg are planning to sit on it. When nobody is looking, Knight and Greg make their move. Chief is anything but happy to find out, in fact, he chews out Knight and Greg harshly. Milly suggests if it was too harsh but Chief replies saying it was only discipline. A forlorn Knight and Greg take a walk, which is where we get introduced to Petey. Petey hatches a plan to use a bomb to explode them, which he executes immediately. Knight and Greg cut the green wire, due to Greg growling and Knight interpreting it as him saying green, however the bomb explodes which hospitalizes th…
List of Villains' Defeats and Deaths
- 1 Dog Man
- 1.1 A Hero is Unleashed
- 1.2 Robo-Chief
- 1.3 Book 'Em, Dog Man
- 1.4 Weenie Wars: The Franks Awaken
- 2 Dog Man Unleashed
- 3 Dog Man: A Tale of Two Kitties
- 4 Dog Man and Cat Kid
- 5 Dog Man: Lord of the Fleas
- 6 Dog Man: Brawl of the Wild
- 7 Dog Man: For Whom the Ball Rolls
- 8 Dog Man: Fetch-22
- 9 Dog Man: Grime and Punishment
- 10 Dog Man: Mothering Heights
- 11 Dog Man: Twenty Thousand Fleas Under the Sea
- 12 Dog Man: The Scarlet Shedder
- 13 Dog Man: Big Jim Begins
- Petey the Cat: Arrested after attempting to destroy Dog Man with a giant vacuum cleaner.
- Vacuum: Destroyed after sucking up too much water and making a giant tidal wave.
- Petey the Cat: Arrested after terrorizing numerous stores and escaping lawful custody.
- Mayor: Arrested after her evil plot to fire Chief was revealed to …
Dog Man 2 Prediction Transcript
[After the opening logos run through, the screen fades to black. A few deep breaths are heard. Then, someone speaks.]
MAYOR: I can do this. Everyone likes me! I--*gulp*. Here we go...
[Mayor starts walking, as the screen shows him walking to a podium inside of City Hall. After walking towards it, Mayor looks in front of him. He sees hundreds of people watching him. Mayor takes one more deep breath before starting his speech.]
MAYOR: I thank each and every one of you all for voting me as Mayor for our esteemed city. And I promise that I will help rebuild the city and make it even better!
[Applause from the crowd]
MAYOR: Something this city also needed was recognition, and thanking our hard workers for the improvement of our city. And heck, why n…
Make a story
(Petey was working in his lab, finishing up a spaceship when Nurse Lady ran in with Chief to deliver exciting news.)
Petey: "Yo, Chief, what's up?"
Chief: ME AND NURSE LADY HAVE GOOD NEWS! WE...
Crash*
Sarah: What the-
Petey: Not again. Sarah, why'd you crash into my lab?! It'll take forever to fix!"
Dog Man: Ruff Ruff! (Yay Yay)
Chief: CAN WE JUST TELL OUR NEWS ALREADY?? (breaks the fourth wall) JUST FINISH WHAT WE SAID 4 REPLIES AGO!
Li'l Petey: Grrrrrrrrrrrr
Dog Man:Ruff Ruff!
Petey:1T$?!😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
Unnamed Person: Yeap
(back at the lab) Chief and Nurse Lady: FINE!!! IF YOU DON'T WANNA TELL IT!!! WE'LL JUST TELL IT OURSELVES!!! WE ARE HAVING A BABY!!!!
Petey: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Rats! Bru…
Mario and Dog Man Unite Fanfiction - Chapter Three
I completely forgot about this fan-fiction, I'm so stupid.
In the Mario universe, Mario and Luigi are abruptly woken up by a whole army of Toads who come in to celebrate their birthday. Due to the lack of space, Mario has a breakdown and yells at all the Toads to leave. In order to calm down Mario, Luigi brings up the idea to come to Princess Peach's Castle. Doing so leads them to eat a giant cake baked by none other than the princess herself. Little did they know the princess was actually Kamek in disguise, and the cake was spiked with sleep potion!
Meanwhile, in the Dog Man universe, Officer Knight and Greg the Dog rush to their job at the police due to oversleeping and after having a break on Chief's newly installed couch, they get yelled at…
Greatest Albums of All Time: 500 - The Texas-Jerusalem Crossroads by Lift to Experience
Welcome to the 500 Greatest Albums of All Time blog I promised. Today, we’re starting with an album that barely made it: The Texas-Jerusalem Crossroads by Lift to Experience. Now, as a Greek kid growing up in the 2010s, I usually didn’t listen to much outside of the radio. That was until 2014, when I found Rate Your Music. Rate Your Music put me on bands I love nowadays, like Radiohead, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, and Black Sabbath. And one album I’ll never forget is The Texas-Jerusalem Crossroads. I first listened to this album in 2016, as the album cover didn’t really intrigue me. And the genres were not very appealing either. Post-rock AND Christian rock? No thank you. But finally listening to this album proved the saying old as the Bi…
Make a story (II)
Daryl grabbed a dagger so he pointed it at Petey and Petey took it and pointed it at Grampa and Big Jim threw it at his chest so Grampa ceased to exist and some random guy cried and everyone laughed at him because Grampa sucks so the random guy murdered everyone and many people died, and then the random guy took over the world
Molly: Oh no you don’t! (Possesses the man)
The man kicks Molly out of his body. Molly ate the man and then the man ate Molly from the inside. California grew legs, arms, and a face. Meanwhile Chief and Nurse Lady were chilling but then Big Jim broke into their house because he was bored and wanted a hug. So Chief arrested him.
Big Jim: No, the law applies to everyone but me! (Meanwhile Molly escapes and summons Mecha-P…
Story Creator 1
Beginning of new story:
Dog Man: *Walks outside to feel the air*
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Black yoshi from sml then jumped dog man and steel his wallet for the new call of duty
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Dog Man: *grabs Black Yoshi's tail, and retrieves back his money, and runs back inside his home*
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Lionblaze pounces on him
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(Who?)
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Black yoshi: what the heck folk I just want the new call of dooty
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Dog Man: How much does it cost though?
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89.99
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Dog man: Shouldn't u just ask your mother then?
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Dog man: Because I only have $25.99 in here!
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Greg (from Diary of a wimpy kid): Hello!
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Dog man steals greg…
https://dog-man.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000101544
Investigator Brash: It's time we went to check on the city There HAS to be crimes that we cam stop!
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Percy Jackson: Yeah! Who knows? The Titans might rise up again!
(Edited by Rey del Muerto)
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Investigator Brash: Oh, nothing! Me and my partner Mango are creating a post for anyone from ANY series to create stories!
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Investigator Brash: Let's FINISH solving this crime!
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Investigator Mango: Oh, hey there! My name is Mango, and- (Investigator Brash: SHHH, Mango!)
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(Brash: THERE'S CRIME! C'mon, Mango! Let's go make the General Inspector PROUD!)
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Percy: who’s this inspector person?
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Investigator Brash: He's our boss!…
Which series is better? Dog man OR Cat Kid Comic Club?
Which series is better? Dog man OR Cat Kid Comic Club?
about ♪(´▽｀) me !
- 1 *(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭*ଘ general!
- 2 (o゜▽゜)o☆ fandoms
- 3 (^._.^)ﾉ fav artists!
- 4 ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ interests/more stuff!
- call me milo, miloaf or astrid
- i go by she/her
- i am a fellow infj-t!
- my zodiac is pisces!
☆ = talk to me abt it if ur in the fandom
♪ = former obsession
- dog man (obviously)
- pjsk/vocaloid ☆
- crk ☆
- kaiju no. 8 ☆
- dandy's world ♪
- bluey ♪
- spy x family (manga only)
- ckcc ☆
same as last time:
☆ = talk to me abt it if u like them
♪ = former obsession but still listens to them
- flavor foley ☆
- aespa ☆ ♪
- stray kids ♪
- slave vr ☆
- spellcasting ☆
- roga ☆
- maretu ☆
- nmixx ♪
- i find lost media cool.
- im quiete intrested in concept art, storyboards, etc.
- animations (i wanna animate someday)
- art (esp the manga artstyle)
- fav dog man book is grime and punishment
- fav ckcc book is on purpose
- i LOVE japanesse …