The Dogman Show (Season 1 Episode 18: Doggone Revenge)
Content Warning:
This episode contains themes of physical and mental violence. None of the violence in the episode is graphic or depicts gore, however if you are more sensitive to depictions of violence, please skip over this episode.
The actions performed by the characters in this episode are fictional and are not meant to promote any type of violence or criminal behaviour.
[EPISODE BEGINS WITH PETEY IN HIS LAB]
Petey: That Blank Slate guy really REALLY thinks he is on top. Even when I say it to his face that I’m not falling for his tricks, he still thinks I’m so cool. I can’t believe how gullible he is. The problem isn’t him, the problem is:
[CUTS TO A MONTAGE OF DOGMAN DEFEATING PETEY IN THE PREVIOUS MOVIES AND EPISODES]
Petey: DOG”MAN”! He w…
Glitters G. Glamor
Glitters is a astromorph and the current superhero and protector of Michigan from LancyLuminary's series, which currently has an unknown name. She's great friends with Star from the MinuspolaMelatonin series.
In general, she's kind and loves everyone. Off duty, she's playful, silly, and child-like. On duty, she's serious, protective, and brave. Her biggest flaw is her perceived aloofness due to her having trust issues, and she gets distracted easily.
When she was in an egg, her parents tried to move to Canada but ended up in Grand Rapids Michigan, they didn't know until Glitters was hatched in a local hospital, when they received her hatching certificate, they realized they were in Michigan and not Canada as they intended. When Glitters was …
The Dogman Show (Season 1 Episode 17: The Dog Of 1000 Elements)
[EPISODE BEGINS WITH PETEY STARING OUTSIDE OF THE WINDOW OF THE OFFICE]
Blank Slate: Petey…You have been staring outside of your office for three hours?
Petey: Oh no, I’m not just staring out of the window. I am observing the near completion of the farms we started a while back. How much energy will we need?
Blank Slate: Seventy nine billion.
Petey: Great, it will take a long time for it to accumulate. You can still take the energy.
Blank Slate: It’s only temporary enhancements unless I’m constantly getting energy.
Petey: DARN IT! Well…we still need to make sure Dogman and co don’t catch on, if they do. We are scr-
Blank Slate: You said that last time, and look what happened.
Petey: Nothing bad happened-
Blank Slate: Eight hundred people died from …
The Dogman Show (Season 1 Episode 16: World's Finest Activites)
[EPISODE BEGINS WITH A PARODY OF THE SIMPSONS INTRO, IT STARTS WITH MASON YALE IN HIS HOUSE. HE IS EXPERIMENTING ON A FUEL ROD, BEFORE HE HAS TO GO TO WORK AND DRIVE IN HIS CAR, PARKING NEAR MT A.R.F.G.U.S AND ENTERS THE BUILDING, BEFORE RUSHING THE BATHROOM]
Mason Yale: Oh my GOSH! I have to go to the bathroom RIGHT NOW!
[MASON YALE ENTERS THE BATHROOM, WHILE SITTING ON THE TOILET, PETEY CALLS MASON YALE, WHILE A LOUD RAP SONG BLARES FROM THE PHONE]
Mason Yale: Yeesh, what is it?
Petey: You got to go on the lectern RIGHT NOW! We are having a meeting with all the agents.
Mason Yale: Okay, I will come.
[CUTS TO MASON YALE, WALKING UP TO THE LECTERN ON STAGE]
Mason Yale: Alright everyone, I got a few announcements to make.
Paranoid Agent: I knew it……
The Dogman Show (Season 1 Episode 15: Vote For Petey)
[EPISODE BEGINS WITH PETEY IN A SECRET OFFICE, WRITING IN A NOTEBOOK AND WATCHING A VIDEO WHERE A SCIENTIST IS EXPLAINING PSYCHOKINETICS]
Scientist: Well, if you have only a bit, you will just be able to minorly alter reality. If you have a decent amount, you can access and manipulate The Inbetween, and if you have so much, you can literally destroy reality and reconstruct it yourself!
[PETEY SMOKES A CIGARETTE, THROWING IT TO THE GROUND]
Petey: Where the heck did that Blank Boy go?
[BLANK SLATE TELAPORTS INTO HIS ROOM]
Blank Slate: I’m here now! What do you want?
Petey: All of the scientific evidence says that if you have an excessive amount of Psychokinetic energy, you can break and reconstruct reality.
Blank Slate: And?
Petey: You are literally…
The Dogman Show (Season 1 Episode 14: Zebra Panic!)
Plot by Mario and Dog Man Fan
[EPISODE BEGINS WITH CHIEF AND DOGMAN IN THE POLICE STATION, CLOCK TICKING. THE EYES OF DOGMAN AND CHIEF ARE BLOODSHOT RED]
Dogman: Bark?
Chief: Uhh, yeah. Yesterday was insane. I couldn’t sleep all night.
Dogman: Bark?
Chief: I WASN’T CRYING! Just had leaky eyes!
Dogman: *Schoffs*
Chief: So what do you want to do?
Dogman: Hmm…
[A RANDOM MAN IN VAUDEVILLE STYLED CLOTHES ENTERS THE POLICE STATION]
Vaudevillian Man: HI I AM LYLE, WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO HORSEBACKING WITH YOUR GROSS DOG-HUMAN HYBRID, YES! WELL HAPPY TO HAVE YOU GO HORSEBACKING!
[THE MAN JUMPS OUT THE WINDOW]
Chief: So… Want to go Horsebacking?
Dogman: BARK BARK!
Chief: Good! But who do we put in charge?
[CHIEF POINTS HIS HAT AT RANDOM COPS IN THE ROOM]
Maude: ME!
[C…
The Dogman Show (Season 1 Episode 13: Rainbow Ruse)
[EPISODE BEGINS WITH DOGMAN PLAYING WITH THE COPS AT THE BARK]
Cop 1: GO GET THE BALL!
Dogman: BARK BARK!
[DOGMAN CHASES THE BALL BEFORE IT ROLLS OVER TO MAUDE]
Maude: Oh you want the little ball?
Dogman: RUFF RUFF!!!
Maude: TOO BAD!
[MAUDE THROWS THE BALL AT A GRAVE STONE NEAR BY, DOGMAN RUSHES TOWARDS IT, NOTICING A FAMILIAR NAME, BEFORE CHIEF DRAGS HIM BY THE NECK]
Chief: NO! YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO VISIT THE GRAVESTONE OF MY-
[DOGMAN BITES HIS FOOT]
Chief: AH!!!!
[DOGMAN RUNS AWAY, MUCH TO CHIEF’S CONFUSION]
Chief: Uh, Maude?
Maude: What is it?
Chief: We need to talk?
[THEY SIT NEAR A PARK BENCH]
Maude: Have you realized that I am a better cop than that stupid dog?
Chief: No, but I wonder why he is constantly running away from me since the time I snappe…
The Dogman Show (Season 1 Episode 12: The Day The Earth Moved Faster Than Usual)
[IT BEGINS WITH DOGMAN CHASING PETEY, DOGMAN IN A COP CAR AND PETEY WITH A BAG OF MONEY ON A MINI TANK WITH A GLOVED HAND INSTEAD OF A CANNON]
Dogman: *with megaphone* RUFF RUFF BARK!
Petey: Stop it NOW! I will take this money to fund the stuff I want!
Dogman: *Growls* RUFF!
Petey: I will never, I will push THIS to you!
[PETEY PUSHES A GIANT TNT STICK TOWARDS DOGMAN, DOGMAN JUMPS OUT OF THE CAR BEFORE IT EXPLODES, ALLOWING HIM TO THROW THE REMAINS AT THE GLOVED TANK, CAUSING IT TO EXPLODE]
Petey: Come on!
Dogman: *handcuffs Petey* RUFF!
Petey: Well RATS!
[PETEY IS BACK IN CAT JAIL]
Big Jim: HIYA PETE-
Petey: Oh Big Jim, you miscalculated splat on earth, I WILL STAB OUT YOUR INTESTI- Can you break me out?
Big Jim: Oh.
Petey: Well can you break me out??? …
The Dogman Show (Season 1 Episode 11: Curse Of The Mummy And Duddy)
Plot by Rey Del Muerto
[PETEY IS IN A HIGH SOPHISTICATED ROOM, READING A BOOK ON HOW TO DESTROY DOGMAN, BUT EACH METHOD PETEY HAS TRIED IS CROSSED OUT IN ANGER, PETEY EVENTUALLY THROWS THE BOOK INTO THE FIRE]
Petey: Uggh! I have spent ten weeks trying to defeat that Dog”man” and he outsmarts me every TIME!
[PETEY NOTICES AN OLD TIMEY MAGAZINE NEARBY]
Petey: Okay, that book looks interesting, let’s read it.
[PETEY BLOWS A LARGE AMOUNT OF DUST OFF THE BOOK, NOTING THAT IS CHRONICLES THE LOCATION OF MULTIPLE JARS WITH PSYCHOKINETIC ENERGY]
Petey: Wait? Jars of Psychokinetic?
[PETEY GETS A FLASHBACK OF HIM READING THE BOOK AND LEARNING ENOUGH PSYCHOKINETIC ENERGY CAN ALTER REALITY]
Petey: I may need a lot of energy, but these Jars might be able to get…
The Dogman Show (Season 1 Episode 10: namgoD)
[CUTS TO THE BLANK SLATE WATCHING THE POLICE STATION FROM A BUILDING]
Blank Slate: Some call me “the looking guy”, others “the stalker”, and others “The Spot from across the spider-verse” but I go by the name “Blank Slate”
[CUTS TO BLANK SLATE STALKING MULTIPLE PEOPLE]
Blank Slate: I was created by the massive influx of psychokinetic energy, allowing me to gain a physical vessel. After that I decided to monitor this city to see if chaos would be unleashed. It’s been constantly happening and has not aligned with my vision.
Dogman: RUFF RUFF RUFF!
Petey: [IN A ROBOT CROCODILE] HAHAHA!
Blank Slate: So in retaliation, I have decided to make something that can balance this messy world of insanity.
[CUTS TO THE MAYOR REVEALING A NEW STATUE]
Mayor: And h…
The Dogman Show (Season 1 Episode 9: Genie Guesser)
Plot by Mario and Dog Man Fan
[EPISODE BEGINS WITH A BLACK SCREEN BEFORE A GENIE LAMP APPEARS INTO THIN AIR]
Announcer: These lamps may seem insignificant, but these lamps are very rare and nearly impossible to find. But if you are lucky to find one, you may come across mystical and mischievous wish granting entities known as Genies.
[CUTS TO DOGMAN’S HOUSE, WITH DOGMAN IN HIS ATTIC]
Dogman: *Dusting the attic* Ruff Ruff, A-A-ACHOO *Nearly knocks over a Genie Lamp* ROO! *Catches it*
[DOGMAN EXAMINES THE LAMP, REALIZING IT’S A GENIE LAMP]
Dogman: Ruff? *Gets an idea in his head, sits on a chair* Hmm, ruff ruff ruff…
[DOGMAN THEN REALIZES HE CAN MAKE A PROFIT OUT OF IT]
Dogman: *Light bulb appears over head* BARK! *Stands up and breaks the light bul…
The Dogman Show (Season 1 Episode 8: The Great Dogman Swindle)
[EPISODE BEGINS WITH DOGMAN CHASING TWO ROBBERS]
Robber 1: Crap, I told you not to stop for a donut!
Robber 2: I was starving, can you blame me?
Robber 1: Whatever Ron, now we need to run away from that dog!
Dogman: BARK BARK BARK! *As he holds handcuffs trying to arrest them*
Robber 2: I know how!
Robber 1: Please be something good.
Robber 2: STAND TALL AND LOOK BIG! [ROBBER TWO STANDS TALL AND HOLDS HIS BREATH TO LOOK BIGGER, MUCH TO DOGMAN’S CONFUSION]
Dogman: Ruff? *He then scoffs and arrests both*
Robber 1: What was that all about?
[DOGMAN RUNS BACK TO HIS HOUSE, YET NOTICES A WEIRD TELEVISION AD]
Dog-Bro Leader: Have you ever felt like a failure?
Dogman: YEAH YEAH!
Dog-Bro Leader: Do you want to feel Supa!
Dogman: YEAH!
Dog-Bro Leader: Well join th…
CHAOS EVERYWHERE! But where's Dog Man?! Episode 1: How it all started
[THE SCENE OPENS WITH OSCAR BEING ASSIGNED THE CASE TO FIND DOG MAN AS DOG MAN HAS WENT MISSING AFTER HURTING CHIEF]
Oscar: “Will this take days..?”
Chief: “Most likely, Oscar”
Oscar: “Will I have a good sleep schedule?"
Chief: “For now, but later, the case might need more attention, and may take more hours even into the night.”
Oscar: “Got it, Chief”
Chief: “Alright now GET ON IT!”
Oscar: “Yes sir!”
[OSCAR HEADS OUT AND STOPS AT A SIDEWALK]
Oscar: “Anyone here?”
Hudson: (Quietly) “You know it”
Oscar: “Hudson, hello”
Hudson: *comes out* “Hello, Oscar”
Oscar: "So.. doing the usual spy duties?"
Hudson: "Yeah, I am, did you get assigned a new case?"
Oscar: "Yeah, I did"
Hudson: "To find Dog Man? I'm spying to see if I can find him, via spying, because ya kno…
The Dogman Show (Season 1 Episode 7: King Khief)
[EPISODE BEGINS WITH A.R.F.G.U.S INVESTIGATING THE PLANT]
Mason Yale: Well this plant’s leftovers do look like it overcharged.
Mayor: How?
Mason Yale: Its roots are literally glowing purple.
Mayor: Well, this is weird. We have had to deal with Psychokinetic threats a ton lately, first the book incident, then Petey’s gauntlet, then the plant!
Mason Yale: I think this might be the time for A.R.F.G.U.S to actually be useful.
Mayor: Deploy the T-Rex’s if we have another threat.
Mason Yale: Good Idea!
[CUTS TO DOGMAN BREAKING THINGS IN THE POLICE STATION]
Dogman: RUFF RUFF! *Growls*
Chief: Dogman, will you stop with ALL THE HAVOC!
Dogman: *Growls and bites Chief’s ankle*
Chief: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!
[THE BLANK SLATE IS WATCHING OUT THE WINDOW]
Victor: A…
The Dogman Show (Season 1 Episode 6: Gardening Hardening)
[EPISODE BEGINS WITH PETEY BEING BORED OUT OF HIS MIND]
Petey: Man, I’m so bored. I wonder what is there to do right now. Maybe torture the crap out of Dogman some more?
(Finds "Piranha Seeds” by Scum-Co)
Petey: What the dickens? Piranha Seeds? Wow! This could be useful!
(at his lab)
Petey: Now let’s do some planting! (reading the instructions)
Step 1: Get some soil and put it in a pot! (speaking) Okay then! (grabs a pot full of soil) There we go!
Step 2: Put the seeds in the soil! (puts the seeds in the soil) Bibbity boom!
Step 3: Water the plant! (grabs a watering can and pours water in the soil)
And Step 4: Wai-(he starts to float and his eyes turn purple) DESTROY THE WORLD WITH THE PLANT! (grabs a can called “Vlad’s Evil Juice” and pours it all…
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The Epic Tales of Dog Man Season 1 Episode 12: The Movie
COLD OPEN
Chief: Man, I'm bored. I wish there was something to do. There's no criminals to catch right now.
Mail Man: MAIL FOR CHIEF! I REPEAT! MAIL FOR CHIEF!
Chief: Huh? (grabs letter and reads it) From Zachary Quartz at Gassy Behemoth Studio, to Chief at Ohkay City Police Department. (he opens the letter and reads the inside)
Chief: "We are happy to announce that your cop Dog Man is going to be the subject of a new movie directed by critically mixed director Zachary Quartz. Please come with the Supa Buddies and Dog Man" WELL HOT DANG, I NEED DOG MAN TO COME OVER!
MAIN EPISODE
[DOG MAN AND FRIENDS ARE RELAXING IN HIS HOUSE, THEN CHIEF BURSTS OPEN DOG MAN'S DOOR]
Chief: Hey Dog Man, guess what.
Li'l Petey: You finally think something is going to …
Dog Man Movie 4 (Rey's version)
Dog Man 4 starts out with Lil Petey at Dog Man’s house calling everyone down to the living room to come watch the Fair Fairy show and Dog Man and 80-HD, a robot Petey made to serve Lil Petey that Lil Petey takes everywhere, come down and the three of them watch the show together but after Fair Fairy has a violent episode, Dog Man quickly switches to another show called Reddy and Lil Petey asks why and Dog Man uses ASL to explain that Fair Fairy isn’t suitable for children and Lil Petey says ok. The next day, Dog Man drops off Lil Petey and 80-HD at Petey’s place but Lil Petey tells 80-HD to stay with Dog Man since he doesn’t want Dog Man to be alone when he’s gone. 80-HD salutes him and gets back in the car and after Dog Man howls at Lil P…
Petey's Notebooks
5:
I got my notebook back from Maude finally!! Anyways uhhh Oscar's doing okay, we're getting him some help, just some therapy, not exactly fully serious yet as he's only going twice a week, but we've noticed some changes, good changes, he can handle being alone for a small amount of time now, and that's some improvement, he's stopped spontaneously grabbing a box cutter and wondering why he grabbed it (NOTE: HE NEVER DID IT TO HARM HIMSELF, HE WOULD JUST GRAB IT BY ACCIDENT AND FORGET WHY, BUT THOSE WERE SELF DEFENSE INSTINCTS FROM WORKING WITH SCUM AND EVIL MAYOR), when we ask him how his therapy's going and if it's helping, he says "It's going ok, helping me a lot though, helping me understand that none of what Scum and Mayor did to me wa…
Tales Of The Paper (Episode 8: Tales Of The Dank Ahh Paper)
WALT 6000: So you guys may be wondering “Why did I enact this convoluted scheme!” Well, I want revenge on YOU!
Prime Victor: What did I do to you?
WALT 6000: Oh you pirate my movies, kill my two henchmen, blow my park up to pieces, lead to my company going bankrupt, and leave me to rot in a bog for YEARS!
Prime Victor: Oh yeah.
WALT 6000: So, we will be filming the greatest show of all time!
SpeakerBox: How will you film it?
WALT 6000: *Snaps fingers, leading to a camera appearing* SIMPLE! Now let’s begin!
[WALT SNAPS HIS FINGERS AGAIN, LEADING TO A CONSOLE OF RANDOM COMPUTERS AND BUTTONS, WITH RAT GUY STANDING NEAR IT]
Rat Guy: What? Do I just go near the chair and push the red button?
WALT 6000: Do so, if you don’t I WILL KILL YOU.
Rat Guy: Okay? …
Tales Of The Paper (Episode 7: Victorz)
Victor: Is that my childhood house? Well, maybe it’s the same.
[VICTOR WALKS UP TO THE MANSION, NOTING THE ADDRESS HAS A FOUR INSTEAD]
Victor: OH MY GOD! Why is it A114? It’s supposed to be A113!
[VICTOR WALKS INTO THE HOUSE AND NOTICES MORE STUFF]
Victor: OH MY GOD, why is there a statue of one big cat and one mini one? It’s supposed to be one big cat?
[CUTS TO VICTOR WALKING UPSTAIRS TO HIS BEDROOM]
Victor: No way, I have a copy of Five Nights at Ka-Wait? OH MY GOD AGAIN? It’s supposed to be Kakie with a K, not Cakie with a C! Also, my TV is supposed to be filled with plasma, not water.
[VICTOR WALKS TO HIS KITCHEN]
Victor: *Breaks out into hysterics* What? Why is Froot Loops spelt the same? Why is everything so weird? Also why is the wallpaper …
Tales Of The Paper (Episode 6: Speaking Into The Box)
A 70’S TALK SHOW INSPIRED INTRO BEGINS, WITH IT PROMOTING A LATE NIGHT TALK SHOW STARING SPEAKERBOX]
SpeakerBox: Hello there, I am your host Samuel Boxx, also known as SpeakerBox. Today marks twenty years since my show first went on the air, I started from the bottom and managed to go from Number 27 to Number 562 in the ranks! But today, I have two special guests, who will hopefully give me a good show.
Rat Guy: Thank you, glad to be on the show! Tell me, what makes me the special guest star.
SpeakerBox: Come on, you are so unspecial I don’t need to say anything to insult you. You literally got rejected from being a reporter!
Rat Guy: Well I have many hidden talents! I would have been so good if you didn’t reject me.
SpeakerBox: I didn’t know n…
Tales Of The Paper (Episode 5: Cult and Hault)
[A PERSON RINGS THE DOOR BELL]
Chloe: Who is it?
[IT IS REVEALED TO BE SPEAKERBOX]
SpeakerBox: Well hello there Ms Kapow. Let me just sit down and talk.
Charles: Rude?
SpeakerBox: What has happened to you?
Charles: I witnessed Victor commit crimes.
Chloe: Victor forced me to commit crimes.
Sarah Hatoff: Victor is a crime against humanity.
Victor: I made a pact with what is basically the devil to not make people call me quirky.
SpeakerBox: Sorry what?
Victor: Yeah, after cutting and biting my arm, I was approached by that red-eyed guy who looks like he came from a Stanley Kubrick film, he said I would send all you guys to work for him while I’m not called quirky and to give him his rotting corpse.
Rat Guy: Oh lord.
SpeakerBox: Let’s keep on keeping on i…
Tales Of The Paper (Episode 4: Shops and Hops)
[CUTS TO VICTOR IN HIS HOUSE WAKING UP]
[SONG: GOOD MORNING OKHAY VILLE]
Victor: Good morning Okhay Ville! I’m gonna wake up and decide to eat some dills!
[CUTS TO VICTOR EATING PICKLES AND GETTING DRESSED]
Victor: The robots on the ground have been chased, so thank god for the hybrid RACE!
[VICTOR READS A NEWSPAPER STATING THAT OKHAY VILLE IS RANKED NUMBER 1 IN DEBT, VICTOR THEN DRIVES HIS MOTERCYCLE]
Victor: Oh boy this place has BILLS!
Rat Guy: *Climbing out of the sewer, now wearing a large bandage around his gunshot wound* GOOD MORNING OKHAY VILLE-AHHH!!
[RAT GUY GETS RAN OVER BY VICTOR’S MOTORCYCLE THAT CRASHES INTO THE LOCAL HOSPITAL]
Disimbodied voice: GOOD MORNING OKHAY VILLE!
[CUTS TO VICTOR ENTERING THE NEWS STATION]
Victor: So Sarah Hatof…
Tales Of The Paper (Episode 3: Guns and Buns)
[STARTS WITH VICTOR AND SARAH HATOFF IN A ELEVATOR SHAFT WITH MASON YALE]
Sarah Hatoff: This is Sarah Hatoff reporting live from a BROKEN ELEVATOR, THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN INTERVIEW WITH MASON YALE!
Mason Yale: HI!
Victor: Well it’s not my fault it touched all the buttons.
Mason Yale: YOU DID WHAT!
Victor: I touched all the buttons on the elevator, pretty simple.
Mason Yale: Well you didn’t press the giant red button on the top right?
Sarah Hatoff: You are smarter than that, OF COURSE HE DID!
Mason Yale: That button stored ALL the hard drive data we had. We have hundreds if not THOUSANDS of rogue AI's and you UNLEASHED them all.
Victor: Does it matter, I highly doubt you have access to all of them, let alone LANDY 6000.
Mason Yale: We have access…
Tales Of The Paper (Episode 2: Dogs and Bogs)
[STARTS WITH SARAH HATOFF WALKING HER DOG ZUZU]
Sarah Hatoff: You are such a nice dog ZuZu, I couldn’t ask for anyone better!
Charles: Tell me about it.
Sarah Hatoff: What do you mean?
Charles: Well it’s always a pain to take care of this thing since you spoil it so much.
Sarah Hatoff: I DO NOT! Now ZuZu, would you like your 57th treat?
Charles: Fine, I will teach that dog some discipline and MANNERS!
[CUTS TO VICTOR AND CHLOE AT A BOG]
Victor: This is Victor Quartz with my accomplice, Chloe. Today we have heard rumours of the lost “LANDY 6000” that has been lost for three years and is on the government's list of 200 most wanted tech!
Chloe: So that’s why we are in th-
Victor: SHUT UP!
Chloe: Oh.
Victor: NOW! We need to find that hard drive and upload…
Tales Of The Paper (Episode 1: Cats and Rats)
[EPISODE BEGINS WITH CHLOE AND CHARLES IN THE BREAK ROOM]
Chloe: Charles, what are you looking for?
Charles: I AM LOOKING FOR CHEESE!
Chloe: What’s so important about cheese?
Charles: It’s the only food we even have here, I highly doubt SpeakerBox will give us more. So I have to find it!
Chloe: Well I can help, but this better not lead to chaos!
Charles: Don’t worry, Chaos won’t ocCUR!!!
[CHARLES GETS DRAGGED DOWN TO THE SEWER BY RATS]
[CUTS TO VICTOR AND SARAH HATOFF REPORTING AT CAT JAIL]
Sarah Hatoff: This is Sarah Hatoff reporting live from Cat Jail to give you insight on the prisoners of Cat Jail! We will interview people with my co host, Victor Quartz. Victor?
Victor: Thanks Red Head, no Big Jim? How did you end up here?
Big Jim: I stole a donu…
All of the Ideal Dog Man Movie Series in one blog post
- 1 My Ideal Dog Man Movie
- 2 My Ideal Dog Man Movie Sequel
- 3 Cat Kid Comic Club
- 3.1 Season One
- 3.1.1 Cat Kid Comic Club
- 3.1.2 Quiet!
- 3.1.3 The F.L.E.A.S.
- 3.1.4 The Best Worst Comics Ever
- 3.1.5 Cat Kid Comic Club Party!
- 3.1.6 My Sister, Naomi
- 3.1.7 Melvin and Naomi Attempt World Domination
- 3.1 Season One
Plot: After a tragic bomb incident leads police officers Matthew Knight and Greg the Dog severely injured, their only hopes of survival is to become one being: Dog Man. As Dog Man struggles to cope with his new identity, the world's most evilest cat, Petey, attempts to destroy him. In Petey's latest plot, he creates his own partner in crime named Li'l Petey. However, Li'l Petey becomes the solution to Dog Man's loneliness, which Petey does not really like...
The film itself: Afte…
The Epic Tales of Dog Man Season 1 Episode 11: The Scarlet Shedder
COLD OPEN
(one day at Dog Man’s house)
Li’l Petey: Can’t you believe it, Dog Man? Tomorrow’s the annual Ohkay City Do-Gooder Awards, and everyone in the Supa Buddies and Papa are nominated!
(Petey comes to pick Li’l Petey up since it’s Monday)
Petey: Hey kid! Are you ready to say goodbye to Dog Man?
Li’l Petey: Yup! And did you know the Ohkay City Do-Gooder Awards is tomorrow?
Petey: Oh goo-Ohkay City Do-Gooder Awards? (gets a flashback to the Ohkay City Do-Gooder Awards that was held about a year ago, also writer’s note: this flashback takes place a little bit after the events of the flashbacks in the Mayor arc)
Mayor Gerald: And please welcome the comedian for tonight’s award show: PETEY THECAT!
(The crowd boos as Petey goes on stage)
Petey: Have…
The Dogman Show (Season 1 Episode 5 - Petey’s Peculiar And Godly Gauntlet Of Inventions)
Petey: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
[PETEY ENDS UP LANDING IN A WEIRD POST APOCOLITIC TIMELINE]
Petey: This place looks like Zack Snyder's justice league, if it had more colour and if it wasn't four hours long. What even happened here?
Future guy: GET DOWN!
Petey: WHAT! *ducks to the ground with Future guy*
Future guy: Wait, you don’t look like Petey?
Petey: I do look like him, I AM HIM!
Future guy: Where is the visor, or control pad, or backpack.
Petey: Explain to me WHAT IS GOING ON!
Future guy: Well this fish named Flippy decided to get this orb and used his psychokinetic powers to conquer the world!!! Everyone died, but you must be our saviour!
Petey: So? Also how is Flippy alive?
Future guy: He has always been alive. What do you mean?
Petey: Ne…
Five Night's at Kakie's: Full Lore
Image Voting (the birthplace of FNaK)
TSAoCC Spoilers without Context
Footage of The Sugar Rush of '15
The Basic Lore
What is scarier?
A Theory about The Sugar Rush of '15
Who would win in a fight
Weirdest Part of the Wiki
Guys
Who should be the villain of the Next Generation AU movie
Art Contest
Better Inside Joke?
Image Voting 2
My Ideal Dog Man Movie Sequel
After the opening logos, the screen cuts to the middle of the ocean, where a small sailboat is seen drifting across the mad waves during a large thunderstorm. In the boat are two sailors. One of the sailors drops a giant net into the ocean, which picks up a large pot with an octopus inside. As the sailors attempt to pull the octopus up, a young Flippy, getting chased by his bullies, ends up getting chased straight into the pot as it reaches the surface. After the sailors take off the net, the octopus quickly goes back into the water, leaving only Flippy in the pot. After the sailors see Flippy, they unanimously agree to give Flippy to the nearby pet store, Penelope's Pets. As they sail away to shore, Flippy realizes everything. He might ne…
My Ideal Dog Man Movie
Plot: After a tragic bomb incident leads police officers Matthew Knight and Greg the Dog severely injured, their only hopes of survival is to become one being: Dog Man. As Dog Man struggles to cope with his new identity, the world's most evilest cat, Petey, attempts to destroy him. In Petey's latest plot, he creates his own partner in crime named Li'l Petey. However, Li'l Petey becomes the solution to Dog Man's loneliness, which Petey does not really like...
The film itself: After the opening logos, the screen fades to see a young Matthew Knight at a dog shelter. He looks through all the dogs, as we see dogs from throughout the series, like Zuzu, Mr. Stinkles, and many dogs that were incarcerated in Dog Jail in Brawl of the Wild. However, K…
The FULL Rewritten AU!
- 1 Movies
- 2 Episodes
- 2.1 The Epic Tales of Dog Man
- 2.1.1 Season 1
- 2.1 The Epic Tales of Dog Man
https://dog-man.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:TheSonicShow28/Dog_Man_Movie_Rewrite:_Full_Plot
https://dog-man.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:TheSonicShow28/Dog_Man_Movie_Rewrite_Sequel:_Full_Plot
https://dog-man.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:TheSonicShow28/The_Epic_Tales_of_Dog_Man_Episode_One:_Pilot
https://dog-man.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:TheSonicShow28/The_Epic_Tales_of_Dog_Man_Episode_Two:_Commander_Cupcake_and_Sprinkles
https://dog-man.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:TheSonicShow28/The_Epic_Tales_of_Dog_Man_Episode_Three:_An_Average_Day_in_Cat_Jail
https://dog-man.fandom.com/wiki/User_blog:TheSonicShow28/The_Epic_Tales_of_Dog_Man_Episode_Four:_Petey_for_Mayor_(NEW)
https://dog-man.fandom.com/wiki/User_…
Dog Man Movie 3 (Rey's version)
Movie 3 starts out with a before-the-story scene where Hudson Hatoff is directing some agents to the building Flippy crashed into to extract Flippy, who is currently disabled, to study him and Hudson gets a call from a mysterious employer while the agents, wearing safety suits in case disabled Flippy is still dangerous, extract Flippy and then everyone goes onto a tandem helicopter and then leave. We then flash forward to the present where Dog Man is chilling in Chief’s office chewing on a bone while Chief and Sarah are chatting. Then, Milly rushes in to catch Chief and Sarah making out and then Chief sees her and screams and asks Milly why she didn’t knock and Milly says it was too important because some dude with a mustache is here to se…
Dog Man Movie 2 (Rey's version)
Ok so movie 2 starts out with a suspicious character, who is wearing a purple robe and a helmet made from a cardboard box, walking towards a decrepit abandoned building in the Ohkay City slums. He knocks on the door and the door opens a little to a bored-looking girl with a hoodie and pink hair who asks who he is and what he’s doing here. He answers that his name is Flippy and he’s come to join the group. The girl then sighs and yells out that there’s some dude named Flippy here to join the group and another voice (Petey’s) yells back to bring him over here. The girl then sighs again and brings Flippy inside and they walk down a hall where Flippy sees rooms filled with piles of loot and rooms filled with science and robot stuff.
He is parti…
dog man the next generation episode one
co written by rey
(tulip [age 7] woke up by her spider man alarm clock she got up and went to the breakfast table)
TULIP
Hey mom hey dad
(molly set pancakes tulips favourite breakfast food on the table)
MOLLY
morning honey i got a busy day at the police station so your dad will pick you up from school respectively and kitty kins do I look good in this cop uniform
(lil Petey stared in Mollys eyes)
LIL PETEY
Honey your a goddess
(lil Petey and molly kiss)
TULIP
Gross I’m right here
MOLLY
Allright everyone kitty kins your bringing flippy jr in his little basin to work with you and tulip who wants to ride in the cop car
TULIP
Heck yeah
(at school)
Edd: Hey Tulip
Tulip: Hey Edd
Edd: I haven’t been feeling like myself lately like I feel trapped
Tulip: Hmm, interesti…
Dog Man Movie (Rey's version)
It starts with Chief getting his couch and while he's signing the papers, Greg and Officer Knight see the couch and they think it's for them and so they start lounging on it. Then, Chief comes in and gets mad and sends them away. Meanwhile, Evil Mayor, Dr Scum, and Petey meet up to discuss their plans for taking over the city. Dr Scum and Petey say that they are ready and Evil Mayor laughs and says that the only thing standing in their way now is Chief and Officer Knight. Petey says he'll take care of Officer Knight and he leaves and goes to a park where Officer Knight and Greg are sulking.
He plants a bomb and then runs to Knight and Greg's park bench disguised as a British nanny and tells them about the bomb. Officer Knight and Greg run t…
The Epic Tales of Dog Man Season 1 Episode 10: The Past
COLD OPEN
Li'l Petey: Hey Dog Man! Guess what!
Dog Man: ?
Li'l Petey: I built a translation collar for you!
Dog Man: Ruff! (Wow!)
Li'l Petey: Not everyone understands Dog language so I made this for your interview!
(Dog Man puts it on)
Dog Man: Wow! You're a genius!
(Petey calls Li'l Petey)
Petey, on the phone: Hey kid! Can you help me get ready for my interview?
Li'l Petey: Two interviews today?
Petey: Yup! Mine starts right after Dog Man's!
MAIN EPISODE
(At Channel 66 News Studio)
Sarah Hatoff: And please welcome one of our two guests, your friend and mine, DOG MAN!
(Dog Man shows up)
Sarah Hatoff: So Dog Man, where'd it all start?
Dog Man: Well, I started off as a normal dog named Greg. I went through three different families in my young life.
Sarah: Wow…
Dog Man: The Everlasting Saga
I have no idea what we did, but we did it in this post: https://dog-man.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000105995
- Dog Man
- Dog Man: Unleashed
- Dog Man: A Tale of Two Kitties
- Dog Man and Cat Kid
- Dog Man: Lord of the FLEAS
- Dog Man: Brawl of the Wild
- Dog Man: For Whom the Ball Rolls
- Dog Man: Fetch-22
- Dog Man: Grime and Punishment
- Dog Man: Mothering Heights
- Dog Man: Twenty Thousand FLEAS Under the Sea
- Dog Man: The Scarlet Shedder
- Dog Man: Big Jim Begins
- Dog Man: Big Jim Believes
- Dog Man: Big Jim Begins To Develop A Tumor
- Dog Man: Big Jim Believes He’s Gonna Die Soon
- Dog Man: Big Jim Blows Up
- Dog Man: Big Jim is Dead
- Dog Man: Big Jim's Funeral
- Dog Man: Big Jim Gets Revived Because Yes
- Dog Man: Big Jim Gets An Actual Life
- Dog Man: Big Jim Joins A D1ddy Party
- Dog Man: Big Jim G…
the blog evert
long before time had a name, the first spinjitzu master created ninjago using four elemental weapons. but when he passed, a dark presence sought out to collect them all, lord garmadon. so i, sensei wu, his brother, sought out to find four ninja to collect them first. long before time had a name, the first spinjitzu master created ninjago using four elemental weapons. but when he passed, a dark presence sought out to collect them all, lord garmadon. so i, sensei wu, his brother, sought out to find four ninja to collect them first. long before time had a name, the first spinjitzu master created ninjago using four elemental weapons. but when he passed, a dark presence sought out to collect them all, lord garmadon. so i, sensei wu, his brother…
Ranking Dog Man Villains From Their Worst Crimes
Well, I saw WickedBinge do this with other villains, so I thought it would be cool if I did it with Dog Man villains.
- 1 Rules
- 1.1 Main Antagonists Only
- 1.2 Rankings are Bound to Change
- 1.3 Cat Kid Comic Club and Super Diaper Baby Villains are Not Allowed
- 2 15: Blue Sippy Cup
- 3 14: Current Mayor
- 4 13: Captain Cuddles
- 5 12 & 11: Judge and Maude
- 6 10: Dog Jail Warden
- 7 9: Flippy
- 8 8: Flat Petey
- 9 7: Grampa
- 10 6: Dr. Scum
- 11 5: Fair Fairy
- 12 4: Pink Sippy Cup
- 13 3: Petey
- 14 2: Piggy
- 15 1: Dr. Scum A.I. Buddy
- 16 0: Victor
- 17 Notes
This means that if someone who was the main antagonist or main villain of at least one book, they can be added here. The only exceptions are if they appear multiple times throughout the series though they never appear as the main antagonist of a book (this o…
The Epic Tales of Dog Man Season 1 Episode 9: The Robot Club
COLD OPEN
Li'l Petey: Hi 80-HD! Why are you sad?
80-HD: .. / ..-. . . .-.. / .-.. --- -. . .-.. -.-- / .- / .-.. --- - / --- ..-. / - .. -- . ... -.-.--
Li'l Petey: You're lonely? But you have friends like us?
80-HD: .. / -.. --- -. .----. - / --. --- - / -. --- / .-. --- -... --- - / ..-. .-. .. . -. -.. ... -.-.--
Li'l Petey: That sucks. Wait, I have an idea!
MAIN EPISODE
(A few hours later)
Li'l Petey: 80-HD! Come see!
[80-HD LOOKS MORE VISIBLY HAPPY, SEEING A BUNCH OF ROBOTS]
Li'l Petey: TA-DA!
Robo-Chief: WELCOME TO THE CLUB!
Petey: I built Robo-Chief after Chief! Because why not!
Robo-Chief: Want to go on an adventure UNIT 80-HD!
[80-HD WANTS TO GO]
(cut to a montage of 80-HD and Robo-Chief having fun, we see them celebrating Halloween, Christmas, …
The Epic Tales of Dog Man Episode Eight: Super Diaper Teenager
COLD OPEN
Narrator: Remember Super Diaper Baby? The superhero baby who once stopped Petey when he was a bad guy? Well, keep him in mind for today's episode.
MAIN EPISODE
Li'l Petey: Hey Dog Man! Someone is visiting us later!
Dog Man: ?
Li'l Petey: His name is Billy Hoskins. He and his family are going to visit today!
Dog Man: Bark!
Li'l Petey: Huh, I wonder why his name sounds so familiar to you...
Dog Man: Bark bark bark! (I know him! He got Petey arrested 13 years ago!)
Li'l Petey: He got my papa in jail? Why?
Dog Man: Bark bark ruff! (He destroyed every toilet in the world and made everyone pee themselves!)
[MOLLY COMES IN AND OVERHEARS EVERYTHING GIGGLING]
Molly: Why did he do that? That sounds kind of stupid.
Dog Man: Bark bark bark ruff! (I don't…
The Dogman Show (Season 1 Episode 4 - Book Em Dogman)
[STARTS WITH PETEY IN CAT JAIL READING THE NEWS, HE RIPS THE NEWSPAPER IN HALF]
Big Jim: Wow, you must really hate Speakbox’s writing do you?
Petey: Well I do but also I don’t get it! I am probably the second most intelligent person in this town, yet I get beaten by a dog who has half of my intelligence.
Big Jim: Well I was just going to say that IT IS MY BIRTHDAY!
Fluffy: Today is Big Jim’s birthday?
Mr. Whiskers: Respect!
[EVERYONE SINGS HAPPY BIRTHDAY OUTSIDE IN THE COURTYARD]
Petey: Okay so now can I-
Big Jim: Well here is a balloon!
[PETEY STARTS FLYING BECAUSE OF THE BALOON]
Petey: HAHA! I HAVE ESCAPED! SEE YEAH SUCKAS!
Mr. Whiskers: That guy does not earn my respect.
[CUTS TO PETEY GOING BACK TO HIS LAB]
Petey: Ah, this feels so good. But Dogman…
The Dogman Show (Season 1 Episode 3 - The Tongue Of Justice)
[CUTS TO PETEY IN HIS LAB]
Petey: Okay Petey, you better not screw this up. Once you put this power core in, you will invent time travel!!
[SOMEONE SLAMS THE DOOR OF THE LAB OPEN, STARTLING PETEY AND CAUSING HIM TO DROP THE POWER CORE]
Petey: Who are you and what do you want?
Butler: Is the Butler job still open?
Petey: Yeah, so?
Butler: I want the job.
Petey: Sure let’s have an interview!!!!
[PETEY AND BUTLER ARE NOW IN AN INTERVIEW ROOM]
Petey: So what do you think of my inventions?
Butler: Uhh, what does this have to-
Petey: HAHAHA THAT’S FUNNY! Now answer the question.
Butler: Well I can’t get a job anywhere else, I have to take care of my elderly parents and young kids. You don’t even seem to be interested in why I want the job!
Petey: Hey look at…
The Dogman Show (Season 1 Episode 2 - Toilet Trouble)
[EPISODE BEGINS WITH DOGMAN EATING TRASH AND DRINKING TOILET WATER]
Police officer: Hey Dogman how is i-*Smells Dogman* PU YOU SMELL!!!
Police officer 2: *whispers something into Police officer 1’s ear*
Chief: *Hears a phone ring* What is it?
Police officer 1: THERE IS A BANK ROBBERY!!!
Chief: Where?
Police officer 1: AT THE BANK!!!!
Chief: Okay, Dogman, go to the bank!
Maude: Why do we never go on missions??
Chief: Because Dogman is the best cop!
Maude: I’ve been here for six years and Dogman has been here for only two? I HAVE MORE POWER!
Chief: Yeah, and I’ve been here for 15 years.
[DOGMAN DRIVES POLICE CAR TO BANK]
Robber 1: Ron, pull out the rock pistols!
Robber 2: Got it boss!
[A LITTLE GIRL WALKS INTO THE POLICE STATION]
Girl Scout: LaLa Hi Mister. …
The Dogman Show (Season 1 Episode 1 - The Return Of Petey)
[MAYOR AND MULTIPLE A.R.F.G.U.S AGENTS INVESTIGATE THE WRECKS OF PETEY’S TANK AND THE MECH]
Mason Yale: Well Mayor, we have investigated the entire area.
Mayor: And?
Mason Yale: Well, it seems that Petey’s body is nowhere to be found. So maybe he is alive.
Mayor: Come on, no shot he could have survived.
Mason Yale: But we did find Flippy’s, it’s super damaged but can be repaired to get a brain scan on how the Orb and Brain dots affected him.
Mayor: Who would do that, only an idiot.
Petey: *Takes of A.R.F.G.U.S disguise* Hehe.
[PETEY SEES THE CORPSE OF FLIPPY, GRABS IT, THEN LEAVES]
Petey: *Voice over* The puppetmaster has become the Puppet!
Petey: *in present day, burning film reel* Is what I would be saying if I could figure out how to rebuild Flip…