"You can't do much about the length of your life, but you can do a lot about the depth and width." - Someone
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*they didn't actually sponsor this post. (unfortunately)
..........well, except for the users mentioned in this post.
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Let's learn some words in foreign languages!
Aamu ("morning", Finnish)
Zimulis ("pencil", Latvian)
Szkola ("school", Polish)
Twrf ("noise", Welsh)
Speelplaats ("playground", Dutch)
Awdu ("run", Tamil)
Livre ("book", French)
Maal ("money", Arabic)
Casa ("house", Spanish)
Bertanggungjawab ("being responsible", Indonesian)
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Note, if someone says 'Barren', that means they think that no one is active on the post.
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This post was started when Grasserina decided to start a thread called "Talkies Please" where we, the Dog Man Wiki admins and members are talking about everything and anything. That's until Ghffuwg2 made a second one and made it his own then he went inactive, but still we got this thread up and running.
THE THREADS THAT STARTED IT ALL:
https://dog-man.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000047783
https://dog-man.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000047038
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This is the 1,678th day of Talkies
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RULES:
Treat everyone with respect. Always remember that there's a real person behind the screen with real thoughts and feelings, so don't say anything you might end up regretting.
No uncensored swearing/curse words (slurs and offensive/rude content aren't allowed either). You may censor them.
However, mild/light swears are an exception to this rule.
Don't give personal information (aka doxing, which is exposing the private information of someone to the public. It is illegal.)
Bigoted posts are not allowed.
NSFW content is not allowed.(Sexting/paedophilia is not allowed either as it's disallowed on Fandom as a whole too. It is for your safety.)
Posting links to videos and other media with NSFW content is not allowed either, regardless if you put a warning on it or not. If it's being shown in a video, it will still be treated as if it's being hosted on the wiki.
Spam is not allowed. Spam belongs in a can, not this wiki.
Do not send threats to other people (unless it's a joke and it's tagged with /j or /silly.)
Don't be mean to other users.
No pinging blocked users, for it does nothing. Also, do not ping users a bunch of times, as it can be annoying.
Dark humor is allowed, but don't make jokes relating to tragedies (ex. 9/11, The Great Depression, the Holocaust, etc.), mocking suicide (saying "kill me" or "I want to die", etc. is an exception from this rule), or bigoted jokes.
Please do not post leaks related to any Dog Man media, like PDFs to books that have not officially been released yet. It could possibly get you in legal trouble.
Have fun (and common sense!)
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Halloween’s in one week! 💀👻🎃 - Rey (10/24/25)
MY DRAWING CONTEST (CLOSED)- Joe (10/29/25)
https://dog-man.fandom.com/f/p/440000000000010807
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WACKY CAT JUMPSCARE
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Christmas Eve is TODAY. Tomorrow would be Christmas DAY. Sorry Joey.
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